HateMadness (3739 hits)
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Submitted by scourge (View user info) at 2007-05-15 13:36:07 EDT
Hi Uber.
I haven't posted in a while, what with having to deal with real life.
Wife had a baby. She's great. (Here's the Growing Family link to my baby's picture for anyone interested: http://www.notachanceinhell.com )
Trying to restore all the old wooden columns and railings on my porch.
Watching the Cardinals go through the worst World Series hangover I've ever seen. They'll pull out of it.
Building a fence to keep the dog inside and my mother in-law out.
Crazy man pulling a machete on me.
Just your everyday living of life kind of stuff.
I'm nicely domesticated and I have been enjoying it..
So, yeah, no posting for a while, but I have been keeping tabs on you kids here and there. You haven't changed a bit, you crazy buckaroos and buckarettes.
Posting about hats,finding God, and a bunch of fucking asinine LOL animals. Man, THOSE were great, I tell you what! apollo's still putting out utter trash too, I see. You've been busy producing a lot of shit for me to hate.
Speaking of hate...someone, i forget who, has been asking for more hate lately. Probably a blowhard know-it-all Canadian. You know how those moose fuckers can be, eh?
When I was still in lurker mode, this was one of the things I ran across and immensely enjoyed: http://www.ubersite.com/m/67169
Tinactin started this whole thing up a long time ago, in large part due to the influence of Teephphaphph (may he rest in peace, except when he's up and posting how to manuals,)
Lot of good quality hate came out of it from users who have gone on to greener pastures now.
Only appropriate thing to do is forget about the origins of the whole HateMadness idea and claim the idea as my own. Please disregard the preceding four sentences, and this one too for that matter.
I have a great and completely original and un-influenced by anything else idea, you guys!
HATEMADNESS!
Here's how we'll play:
1.) drop a review here saying you want to play.
2.) i'll randomly build a bracket pitting you against another user and post it tomorrow, noonish.
3.) you write a post expressing your utter disdain and contempt for the useless twat you've been paired against
4.) everyone gets to see who is the king of hate
5.) there are no winners. just losers. you. and me.
OR
This whole thing fizzles and we proceed to option number two as detailed below:
1.) the dislike you feel for one another continues to fester just below the surface and you never get a chance to lance that gangrenous wound in your heart and i drop the whole idea and post random porn links instead.
I don't think we want to go down road number two, do you? Too fraught with perils I say.
As an added incentive, the first two people to sign up get their choice from amongst the field of competitors.
So, who wants to let out the demons that lie within their fragile little hearts? Who wants to pour the fevered scribblings about their most hated user here in the open instead of within the confines of their Hello Kitty diary?
You guys probably just want porn links, don't you?
User Reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-21 13:49:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-05-21 11:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Watching the Cardinals go through the worst World Series hangover I've ever seen. They'll pull out of it.
hahahahahaha
Better chance of the Browns in the Super Bowl.
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I hate you.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-05-21 11:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Watching the Cardinals go through the worst World Series hangover I've ever seen. They'll pull out of it.
hahahahahaha
Better chance of the Browns in the Super Bowl.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-18 19:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-15 19:16:21 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll play your silly game.
I hope to everything unholy I can get TTOM. Lousy little bastard.
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HEY!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108415
Round 1
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-17 11:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you goddamn hippy, say something mean and say it NOW.
*mutters obscenities*
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NEVER!!
*kiss*
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-17 12:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
can we still get the porn?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-17 11:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you goddamn hippy, say something mean and say it NOW.
*mutters obscenities*
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-17 11:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*promote*
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-17 09:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not for me - I promose LOVE and PEACE
not hate.
*smooches*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-17 00:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
play each other. i'll add you to the bracket next round if you're serious.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-16 22:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll play.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-05-16 21:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm in. When and where?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-16 17:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck..if you're in the tub, this might work.
Unless you're tubgirl.
Just attach the picture as a jpeg at the bottom of the "submit page" by "browsing" your files...pick your picture...make sure it's sized reasonably...rename it with a comical inside joke (Usually something like Shlongysbackupbeave.jpeg will work)...DO NOT PREVIEW IT ...and hit Hook Me Up.
Than, wait for the -2's to flow like experina's period.
Or, the +2's. depending on how you look in the tub.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-16 16:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, it's not a picture of my HOLE, Shlong. Sorry.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-16 16:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-16 15:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So, when's Abbey gonna break out with a pic of her hole for Shlongy?
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Shlongy...minus 2 man... :)
I have a pic, and NO I don't look like Mrs. Doubtfire. (It's actually a bathtub pic.) Ashamedly, I admit I don't know how to put a pic on this site. I tried before to post in straight HTML, but didn't have success. Also, I didn't want to hear the wrath of Uber if I actually ASKED how to do it. I post in silence...sort of. ;)
So, if there is a kind soul out there in Uberland that would help guide me through the process without flaming my ass (hahaha...), I would greatly appreciate it.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-05-16 16:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tard?!? I'm hurt and offended! Dost thou not remember the motorboat reference from last year?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84922#1868972
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Of course I do, but that just isn't as funny now is it?
Sheesh! So much for picking up my hate at Walmart. I demand a refund!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-16 15:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So, when's Abbey gonna break out with a pic of her hole for Shlongy?
I have a thing for teachers...as long as they don't look like Mrs. Doubtfire, which pretty much all of mine did up to about 10th grade.
Then, they all looked like Mr. Doubtfire, if there was such a person.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-16 15:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Can I take back the last 15 minutes of my life? I can't believe I read this shit.
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You're a teacher and it took you 15 minutes to read that? I weep for the youth of America.
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haha...was waiting for that. :) No dork. It didn't take me 15 minutes to read the post, but that long to read all the lame replies. Yet, you should still weep for the youth of America.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like this idea but unfortunately don't have time to participate. much too busy with work lately and will be for the next month.
congrats on the baby and i really hope the Cardinals pull out of the slump.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Can I take back the last 15 minutes of my life? I can't believe I read this shit.
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You're a teacher and it took you 15 minutes to read that? I weep for the youth of America.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-16 13:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*makes motorboat noises*
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Oh honey, you're drooling on yourself again. You go play with the soft squishy toys and I'll make you a sammich.
tard.
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Tard?!? I'm hurt and offended! Dost thou not remember the motorboat reference from last year?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84922#1868972
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Can I take back the last 15 minutes of my life? I can't believe I read this shit.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www2.ubersite.com/m/108379
Go forth and prosper.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-16 13:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*makes motorboat noises*
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Oh honey, you're drooling on yourself again. You go play with the soft squishy toys and I'll make you a sammich.
tard.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-16 13:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-05-16 09:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-16 08:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I won't be participating in this...I'm just too nice of a guy to do it, plus I can't be arsed to take the time to assemble a negativity-filled paragraph or two.
But I'm sure it will be entertaining to watch, ya curmudgeon of a fellow state brother, you.
See? I *told* you I can't do it! ^_^
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curmudgeon of a fellow state brother?
<shakes head>
Your IL asskissery quota just raised by 10 points for that crap.
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*makes motorboat noises*
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-16 13:09:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-16 13:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am the antithesis of "bitter and lonely", Marilyn.
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More like the perfect image of "crabby and boring".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-16 13:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am the antithesis of "bitter and lonely", Marilyn.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-16 12:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bitter, lonely old man below
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-16 12:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dumbest idea in history.
Worst post since Apollo's last 8 posts.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-16 12:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I ALREADY SAID 'sexually lacking' YOU RETARDS, NO NEED TO HARP ON IT.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-16 12:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and wears glass and we all know what that means....penily challenged.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-16 12:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and impotent
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-16 12:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-16 11:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge is fat and ugly
I WIN
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you forgot 'retarded' and 'sexually lacking'.
:(
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-16 12:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-16 11:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge is fat and ugly
I WIN
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you forgot 'retarded' and 'sexually lacking'.
:(
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-16 11:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge is fat and ugly
I WIN
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-16 11:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
scourge - crowd favourite
rob_berg
Hilarity_Ensues
snag
AsshOly
JulsInsane
Orgasmatron
thorpe
COMountain
darko
forensicgirl3
FoolProof
maiorano84
TigerLilly
Crystle
HurtByTheSun
sicosemen
Adamdidit2u
skrapmetal
PhillipTheGreat
Circe
Director
'pullo
GnarlsBarkley
Drogoroch
That gives us a solid 25.
If one more doesn't roll in before I finish building the bracket, I'll just step out and let you guys do your thing without me. It's too hard to hate me anyway. I'm so inherently lovable and cuddly that noboby would be able to get even a decent sentence out about me.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-16 11:13:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey!!!!
We canadians don't fuck moose
... we fuck beavers
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-16 10:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-16 00:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge - crowd favourite
rob_berg
Hilarity_Ensues
snag
AsshOly
JulsInsane
Orgasmatron
thorpe
COMountain
darko
forensicgirl3
FoolProof
maiorano84
TigerLilly
Crystle
HurtByTheSun
sicosemen
Adamdidit2u
skrapmetal
PhillipTheGreat
Circe
Director
'pullo
GnarlsBarkley
sorry to say, 'pullo, but Georgie boy will not be participating. i can offer you the poet...or Adam, he's an abrasive fucker. or darko, he can't even rate you in the attempt to win.
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I want either Tigerlilly or a random bracket. I think random would be better
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-05-16 09:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-16 08:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I won't be participating in this...I'm just too nice of a guy to do it, plus I can't be arsed to take the time to assemble a negativity-filled paragraph or two.
But I'm sure it will be entertaining to watch, ya curmudgeon of a fellow state brother, you.
See? I *told* you I can't do it! ^_^
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curmudgeon of a fellow state brother?
<shakes head>
Your IL asskissery quota just raised by 10 points for that crap.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-05-16 08:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2007-05-16 08:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That was a joke, by the way.
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Teeph, it's not hate if you come back and say "lolzers I'z jus kiddin' i <3 u lol!!!!11!11!1one1!"
twat
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-16 08:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I won't be participating in this...I'm just too nice of a guy to do it, plus I can't be arsed to take the time to assemble a negativity-filled paragraph or two.
But I'm sure it will be entertaining to watch, ya curmudgeon of a fellow state brother, you.
See? I *told* you I can't do it! ^_^
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-16 08:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Super duper lawyer below. :)
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2007-05-16 08:25:25 EDT (#)
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That was a joke, by the way.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-16 08:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont need links to porn.
I am the porn.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2007-05-16 07:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So . . . . you're just going go plagarize the guy who stole my idea then?
Damn. What's sucking that much feel like?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-16 06:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope the bracket is random.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-16 06:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jaysis, what a pathetic excuse of a competitor's list.
Fucking 'ell, Scourge... did you purposely allow the D-Listers to play so no one would watch this trainwreck?
This will be like giving sugar to retard 6 year olds and watching them slap each other while giggling.
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I've seen more interesting things seeping out of the rancid gash between your mother's legs, Scourge.
This won't even be as hard as Caulaincourt's cock as it's ready to violate some small Indian boy's rectum - again.
Is Gnarls is smart enough to play? I mean, this involves the use of actual words and not just slutty pictures.
Not that Apollo's giant misbelief of self-worth can't carry her along.
I suppose we have more insightful commentary to look forward to from SiCo to accompany pics of his diseased lil' prick.
And who the fuck is this Crystle bitch? Should I even care???
That slore TigerLily is going to cheat, you know. She's linked to The Terminator's SKYNET and shit. Damn Cyborg.
Forensic? The feeble old cunt probably can barely walk, let alone type.
Darko's gonna cry big salty emo tears beacuse no one will post APPROPRIATE file names and he can't -2DIE!!!
Thorpe's just a silly lil' bitch.
And let's be honest... who wants a poet named O-Tron writing sonnets about hate. How many flavors of GHEY is that?
Snag will work himself into a frenzy and blow out a few blood vessels. Oh wait... that's a good thing.
I see we WANT to include as many filthy sluts in this as possible! Well, I'm glad you got Queen Hilarity then.
Maybe teh pow3rz of teh indarwebz will save Rob Berg. Or maybe he's just a fucking idiot.
Uh... is Shlongy dead yet???
hehehehehehehehe...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-16 05:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-05-15 22:48:13 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, Bret, I reckon Shlongy and a 5 wood would fuck you up.
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Jesus. What you wouldn't do to be part of something, huh you garbage monger? Get your own world/life assclown.
Worst user ever.
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OH THE BITTERSWEET IRONY.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-05-16 05:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please please tell me it isnt too late for me to join.
I want in. IN I TELLS YA!
I have been awol for a while but I will come up with hate if need be.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-16 04:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WARM UP!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108360
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-16 04:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The contest itself better be as entertaining as these reviews.
And I'd play, but my hate is far too generalised. People don't tend to take exception to "Your species sucks ass".
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-16 02:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-16 02:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I write excellent hate but I will be unable to participate.
oh btw im still on 15 :(
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-16 00:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge - crowd favourite
rob_berg
Hilarity_Ensues
snag
AsshOly
JulsInsane
Orgasmatron
thorpe
COMountain
darko
forensicgirl3
FoolProof
maiorano84
TigerLilly
Crystle
HurtByTheSun
sicosemen
Adamdidit2u
skrapmetal
PhillipTheGreat
Circe
Director
'pullo
GnarlsBarkley
sorry to say, 'pullo, but Georgie boy will not be participating. i can offer you the poet...or Adam, he's an abrasive fucker. or darko, he can't even rate you in the attempt to win.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-16 00:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wanna play... I'm kinda late on this, but oh well.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-05-16 00:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PHEW!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-05-16 00:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WOW
WHOLE LOT OF GAYNESS BELOW.
(EXCEPT FOR MY COMMENT BELOW THIS)
(AT LEAST I HOPE IT'S STILL BELOW THIS OTHERWISE IF SOMEONE HAS REPLIED AGAIN WHILST I'M WRITING THIS THEN I'LL HAVE TO DO A WHOLE OTHER COMMENT EXPLAINING THE EXCLUSION)
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-05-16 00:02:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
me v method
'nuf said.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-15 23:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-15 18:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha, the boys here are bitchier than the girls.
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Word up
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-15 23:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge - crowd favourite
rob_berg
Hilarity_Ensues
snag
AsshOly
JulsInsane
Orgasmatron
thorpe
COMountain
darko
forensicgirl3
FoolProof
maiorano84
TigerLilly
Crystle
HurtByTheSun
sicosemen
Adamdidit2u
skrapmetal
PhillipTheGreat
Circe
Director
iddqd entertains me. so does rob
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-15 23:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i <3 your pre-emptive attempts at claiming victory at an internet argument, rob.
didnt you get the memo: in an internet argument there IS no winner, you fuckin tool.
however, come back and talk to me when you come up with new attempt. that should cover me until about 2027. in the few shit back-and-forths that we've had you havent said a single new thing. not one.
you think im an idiot, because unlike lynn and others, you lack the sanity to be able to differentiate between words and a person. you get so involved with this fuckin site, and have so much emotional investment in it (hence your, frankly, everpresent distgusting taody-ism and arselicking. ps - this might break your fragile mind, but id be willing to bet that lynns opinion of you doesnt differ too far from my own. heres a hint, instead of being such a lickspittle, how about you try NOT taking every possible opportunity to wipe someones arse for them, jsut a suggestion) that you jsut can't handle the simple fact that im a miserable piece of shit here because i *enjoy* it. it is something that i like to do. your prissy attitude towards it is merely fuel for my paltry little fire.
anyway, have fun making some more e-friends, matey. im sure they keep you warm on your many lonely nights.
oh, and have fun trouncing 'on' me, douchebag.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-15 23:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wanna play if it's not too late.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 23:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-05-15 22:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rob, Iddqd is cool and you know it. Stop playing the part, dude.
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Really?
What about his depressing, pretentious, boring as fuck woe-is-me bullshit do you find so cool?
I think he's an idiot. I'm not acting.
You, however, are very enjoyable.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-05-15 22:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rob, Iddqd is cool and you know it. Stop playing the part, dude.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 22:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-05-15 21:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like iddqd. That much unfocused rage in one person is like finding a $50 note behind the couch cushions - you didn't expect it, but by GOD you're glad to have it.
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I don't.
You, however, are fantastic.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 22:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-15 21:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no, i know how shit its gonna be, because its been done before. post after post of lame, yawn inducing insults - youll fit right in rob. hell, youll probably even win as your natural style is to repeat yourself ad infinitum, so while others are wracking their measly brains for new and ever more shitful 'in-your-face-barbs' to trade, youll be happily parroting out all the same shit you always do, as well as the other 'big gun' in your arsenal: just blatantly copying other peoples insults and trying to pawn them off.
hate is only ever good if its genuine and spontaneous.
this idea sucks even more than a poetry competition.
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Jesus yer a miserable little fucker ain't ya?
I LOVE how you just can't resist an open opportunity to moan about how horrible this place is. You just feed off being a sour melodramatic little cunt.
BTW - Who exactly are you trying to convince with your questionable recollections of our pathetic little exchanges? I trounce on you every single time.
Also - how is that whole "ignoring me" thing working out for you?
Tool.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-05-15 21:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like iddqd. That much unfocused rage in one person is like finding a $50 note behind the couch cushions - you didn't expect it, but by GOD you're glad to have it.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-15 21:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
to support my claims regarding the shiteness of the hate to come, i refer you to pretty much every response so far on this shitpile.
i rest my case.
IN YOUR MOM'S ASS LOL
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-05-15 21:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
C'n I play? I dun good last time. I write pretty.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-15 21:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no, i know how shit its gonna be, because its been done before. post after post of lame, yawn inducing insults - youll fit right in rob. hell, youll probably even win as your natural style is to repeat yourself ad infinitum, so while others are wracking their measly brains for new and ever more shitful 'in-your-face-barbs' to trade, youll be happily parroting out all the same shit you always do, as well as the other 'big gun' in your arsenal: just blatantly copying other peoples insults and trying to pawn them off.
hate is only ever good if its genuine and spontaneous.
this idea sucks even more than a poetry competition.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 21:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-15 21:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
gay. these posts will suck SO fucking much, itll be another fucking holocaust all over again.
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Oh dry up. The worst of these posts will be far superior to reading your negative snively bullshit.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-05-15 21:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-15 21:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
gay. these posts will suck SO fucking much, itll be another fucking holocaust all over again.
**********
Holocaust? Hate? 2 X 2 = 3.14159236745238474634737....
Heh. PIE!!!11!!!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-15 21:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
gay. these posts will suck SO fucking much, itll be another fucking holocaust all over again.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-05-15 21:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
me
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-05-15 20:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S.:
Bret,let's see you write in French, instead of frenching little boys. Caul would own your fat ass in an instant. Oh,wait, he already has. My bad.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-05-15 20:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really would like to see Bret and Shlongy live and in person doing the fisticuffs.
Fuck the size difference, my money would be on Shlongy for the MAJOR win. I'd be willing to
bet a shitload of cash on that deal.
Bret,yer all mouth and no balls, just an internet fool. Shlong would rip yer head off and shit down yer neck.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-15 20:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-16 04:09:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Some happy facts about Caulaincourt:
1. People who make fun of his myspace page anger him very much.
2. As much as he says Ubersite doesn't 'matter' to him, he spends roughly 44% of his waking life on the site.
3. He has the linguistical aptitude of a toothpick and spells like a toddler.
4. He is proud of being 'progressive'.
Tune in next week for more on Ubersite's most abhorred antagonist!
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"Linguistical aptitude"
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-15 20:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know. It was a little (lame) joke.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-15 20:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i root for a team that, at present, isn't doing so very well. they'll come around though. they'll come around.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-15 20:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-15 13:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The_Drake, lungfish, Sacrilicious = chickenshit cowards
c'mon, its easy to make fun of people. it happens to me all the time.
lunger, you could make fun of my baseball team, create rumours about me having a tiny herpes ridden penis, call me a dog molester.
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You have a crappy baseball team?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-15 19:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-05-15 19:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think this was ever finished last time.
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so are you in or not?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 19:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-15 19:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, it's been broughten
....................*SNAP*
...........................................*SNAP*
*SNAP*
OW! my nail!!!!!
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Those snaps are awesome.
er... I mean I hate them.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 19:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-15 19:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Christ Almighty!
Is there any way to block out just Berg's comments?! I went to review the comments since I challenged that anfry jelous bitches (Crystle) and found myself knee deep in horse manure.
I got fustrated and quit reading.
Did Ms. Anfry Jelous Bitches accept?
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haha!
Love it.
early prediction: forensic FTW. When it comes to hate - she is the queen. The queen of cunt.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-05-15 19:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think this was ever finished last time.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-15 19:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, it's been broughten
....................*SNAP*
...........................................*SNAP*
*SNAP*
OW! my nail!!!!!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-15 19:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent!
Bring it then, you bicth!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-15 19:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
forensic, yes she did.
skrappy, of course, cut off for entrants is whenever I post the bracket tomorrow.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-15 19:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108336#2413517
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-15 19:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Christ Almighty!
Is there any way to block out just Berg's comments?! I went to review the comments since I challenged that anfry jelous bitches (Crystle) and found myself knee deep in horse manure.
I got fustrated and quit reading.
Did Ms. Anfry Jelous Bitches accept?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-15 19:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Can I play too? This sounds fun.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-15 19:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Christ Almighty!
Is there any way to block out just Berg's comments?! I went to review the comments since I challenged that anfry jelous bitches (Crystle) and found myself knee deep in horse manure.
I got fustrated and quit reading.
Did Ms. Anfry Jelous Bitches accept?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-15 18:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha, the boys here are bitchier than the girls.
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-05-15 17:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, Bret, I reckon Shlongy and a 5 wood would fuck you up.
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Jesus. What you wouldn't do to be part of something, huh you garbage monger? Get your own world/life assclown.
Worst user ever.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-05-15 17:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This feels like one of those games of unreal championship where a load of cunts run round blowing the crap out of each other whilst a load of other cunts sit back and wait to blow the fuck out of the cunts that are left..........I suppose what I'm saying is that you're all cunts.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. Good thing you have such a boring explanation for why you are so boring.
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Why don't you get out of your parent's basement and go play in traffic, zit-boy?
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See? Just LOOKIE at how extra cool you are now!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108336#2413614
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That was the point. Way to miss the joke, fuckstick.
PS. You're still a fucking tool.
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Dude - of course I knew you were making "the joke". That kind of lame predictability is what I have come to expect from you.
PS. You're still boring.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dats cool.
we can have some 'anfry jelus bicth' matchups FO SHO
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Scourge I think you should match women to women, mostly bc as women we have no problem attacking another woman with enough feral anger to rip their ovaries from their body and hang them from our rear view mirrors as our spoils of war. and chicks can be total cunts, which in this case is the awesome.
when men and women argue it just gets lame.
man: you're a whore
woman: you're dick is small
man: reworded insult about how you are a whore
woman: another euphamism for bad lay or small dick
ect.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm in
your wife's dirt hole. she loves it.
seriously i'm in
now. fuck. off.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Immo keel all you worthless fux.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge - crowd favourite
rob_berg
Hilarity_Ensues
snag
AsshOly
JulsInsane
Orgasmatron
thorpe
COMountain
darko
forensicgirl3
FoolProof
maiorano84
TigerLilly
Crystle
HurtByTheSun
sicosemen
Adamdidit2u
bumpity bump
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
congrats!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. Good thing you have such a boring explanation for why you are so boring.
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Why don't you get out of your parent's basement and go play in traffic, zit-boy?
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See? Just LOOKIE at how extra cool you are now!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108336#2413614
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That was the point. Way to miss the joke, fuckstick.
PS. You're still a fucking tool.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joADFkh48TY
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you'd be typing on Uber by blowing air down a tube if you ever crossed my path.
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Funniest. Thing. I've. Ever. Read.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OKAY
1st) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De8ykmm_2_o
2nd) don't you ever get sick of playing nice
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I won't even have to try. Some of these guys will eliminate each other for me...
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makes sense seeing as its a bracketed contest and other matches happen at the same time as yours, genius
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What I mean is that the rivals here will buff my entry just to see those they hate eliminated.
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yeah, that makes it all the clearer...?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. Good thing you have such a boring explanation for why you are so boring.
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Why don't you get out of your parent's basement and go play in traffic, zit-boy?
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See? Just LOOKIE at how extra cool you are now!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108336#2413614
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All this hate makes me erect...
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That and viagra are probably about all that's working for you nowadays, eh mental?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I won't even have to try. Some of these guys will eliminate each other for me...
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makes sense seeing as its a bracketed contest and other matches happen at the same time as yours, genius
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What I mean is that the rivals here will buff my entry just to see those they hate eliminated.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All this hate makes me erect...
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:11:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummm, that REALLY wasn't that funny, AshK, but I'm just guessing that you're probably fat.
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If guessing that I'm fat keeps your ancient putrid brain from offering your slimy male bits for licking, then yes. I'm fat. Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat.
With sausage fingers.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. Good thing you have such a boring explanation for why you are so boring.
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Why don't you get out of your parent's basement and go play in traffic, zit-boy?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's too bad this isn't the week for me- because we all know how good I am at spitting the hate.
Unfortunately, I have a Very Big Deal work presentation this week, and so my hate is focused toward upper management at the moment. Also, I'm menstrual, so no one else would have a fighting chance.
Surprisingly, I'm also trying to focus on the positives lately; I've enough drama to deal with without manufacturing it. I'll read the shit out of these though.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I ALWAYS travel with golf clubs, shitheel.
Also, usually packing heat, unless I'm flying.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...And you're mentioning your height and weight "advantage" for what reason again?
You think you have mental problems now, you'd be typing on Uber by blowing air down a tube if you ever crossed my path.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you, sign me up bitch.
Cunt.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, this turned into something really great all on its own.
i love watching all you guys fling poo at each other.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, Bret, I reckon Shlongy and a 5 wood would fuck you up.
**********
I've won fights against worse odds but yea, you're probably right.
lol@shlongy packin' golf clubs for a fight in the parking lot of some hotel in north Atlanta.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I won't even have to try. Some of these guys will eliminate each other for me...
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makes sense seeing as its a bracketed contest and other matches happen at the same time as yours, genius
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SHLONGY IS CASEY JONES
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, Bret, I reckon Shlongy and a 5 wood would fuck you up.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll play faggot.
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Don't you play faggot daily?
***************
pwnt.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I agree.
But you called me out. And I gave you all the info you needed.
It's a shame you didn't follow up.
************
Jesus Christ, drop it already. I have what, 100 pounds on you and a full 8 inches (in length and height)?
What are your chances, really?
Forget about it. If you really want to fight me then at least give good reason.
I don't beat up stick-thin, middle-aged cashmongers without a cause.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I won't even have to try. Some of these guys will eliminate each other for me...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4th comment and counting
i know no one cares...scroll down, you're the only one to bitch
stfu, man, seriously
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haha.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
5th comment...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4th comment and counting
i know no one cares...scroll down, you're the only one to bitch
stfu, man, seriously
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually that is not true Caul. People would care.
You bring a lot of joy being such a horrendously negative abusive slanderous angry cunt.
Your absence will be missed. Greatly.
(...except you won't actually go anywhere.)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll play faggot.
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Don't you play faggot daily?
-=-=-=
Is that what they call humping curly blonde hair, underage girls nowadays? I must be lacking.
Don't start with me and I won't start with you until the game is ready to be played.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...it's pretty much the reason why i'm not interested
my alleged alter no1hasdis is right...i should've listened to myself
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haha...
Look poopsie - no one cares if you or your boring alter / asslicker participate in a pointless internet hate contest.
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it's your third comment on the matter and i was talking to snag on this one.
if you don't care, how about you stfu about it?
jesus...get your head out of your ass
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haha...
And you claim I'm the obsessive freak - yet here you are. Same old boring bullshit.
If you don't want to be part of this - go away. No one would give even the slightest of shits.
Although I DO care about getting you all wound up - I was so hoping for a Caultastic STFU. Joy!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Sorry to disappoint Rob, but you two dipshits are hardly worth the effort of trying to be creative. I'm sure if I was willing to spend the time, I'm sure I could come up with creative insults like you, such as <*scrolls down*>, here we go "crabassmofo". Oh wait...
I think your Daddy is calling you. He says it's time to put the snake in the cage. Run along now, you sick little fuck.
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Nice. Good thing you have such a boring explanation for why you are so boring.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
CIRCLE JERKOFFS!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...it's pretty much the reason why i'm not interested
my alleged alter no1hasdis is right...i should've listened to myself
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haha...
Look poopsie - no one cares if you or your boring alter / asslicker participate in a pointless internet hate contest.
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it's your third comment on the matter and i was talking to snag on this one.
if you don't care, how about you stfu about it?
jesus...get your head out of your ass
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just when you thought it couldn't get gayer, out come Bret and Rob having an out and out Dork-athon to see who is the more pathetic unwitty socially challenged cellar dwelling geek. There's no point in these two rejects even being in a hate post contst. There is nothing anyone could say to make them look worse then they already do every time they open their mouths or hit "Rate."
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Dork-athon?
Socially challenged?
Celler dwelling geek?
Rejects?
Do you actually push away from your computer with a satisfied grin after cranking out that kind of boring slop?
You forgot to mention the living with the parents and all the zits we have. Or are you saving that in case you need to comeback and look extra cool?
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Sorry to disappoint Rob, but you two dipshits are hardly worth the effort of trying to be creative. I'm sure if I was willing to spend the time, I'm sure I could come up with creative insults like you, such as <*scrolls down*>, here we go "crabassmofo". Oh wait...
I think your Daddy is calling you. He says it's time to put the snake in the cage. Run along now, you sick little fuck.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I agree.
But you called me out. And I gave you all the info you needed.
It's a shame you didn't follow up.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Second last? Boo.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge - crowd favourite
rob_berg
Hilarity_Ensues
snag
AsshOly
JulsInsane
Orgasmatron
thorpe
COMountain
darko
forensicgirl3
FoolProof
maiorano84
TigerLilly
Crystle
HurtByTheSun
sicosemen
you should stay in Caul. you are the type of user i have in mind when i think of this. but, at the end of the day, do i give a fuck what anyone here does? no, i do not.
au revoir, sweetcheeks.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...it's pretty much the reason why i'm not interested
my alleged alter no1hasdis is right...i should've listened to myself
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haha...
Look poopsie - no one cares if you or your boring alter / asslicker participate in a pointless internet hate contest.
I bet if you got a head start, you could get some pretty significant fucking off in before dinner time. but you won't. You'll hang around here and try and prove how cool and aloof you are.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, I have nothing but love for you cock-sucking, putrid & feeble bags of rotting ignorant flesh at the moment.
GROUP HUG!!!
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll play faggot.
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Don't you play faggot daily?
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, come now.
I have standards.
As much fun as Ubersite is (especially on days like today) - there's absolutely no point in bringing any of it into real life. Period.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll play, faggot.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just when you thought it couldn't get gayer, out come Bret and Rob having an out and out Dork-athon to see who is the more pathetic unwitty socially challenged cellar dwelling geek. There's no point in these two rejects even being in a hate post contst. There is nothing anyone could say to make them look worse then they already do every time they open their mouths or hit "Rate."
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Dork-athon?
Socially challenged?
Celler dwelling geek?
Rejects?
Do you actually push away from your computer with a satisfied grin after cranking out that kind of boring slop?
You forgot to mention the living with the parents and all the zits we have. Or are you saving that in case you need to comeback and look extra cool?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. You also love to suck dick.
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cool
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, OathMeal, you ARE one big tough hombre behind that computer keyboard.
YOU MADE CAUL QUIT THIS UBER CIRCLE JERK!!! YOU DA MANNNNNN!!!!
Remind me again why you stayed as far away as possible - actually, you spent most of the time on Ubersite, if I recall - when I came up to Atlanta for a visit...twice? I thought I was in for a crumpling?
I'm afraid you're not as scary in real life as you are in UBER, Cookie Monster.
And, you didn't answer my riddle.
PS. You also love to suck dick.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOOK MOM! I MADE THE TWIGGY LITTLE CANADIAN FAGGOT RUN AWAY!
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the nature of this comment is so gay...it's pretty much the reason why i'm not interested
my alleged alter no1hasdis is right...i should've listened to myself
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are already a CHICKEN SHIT.
What a fucking baby.
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wow, calm down...you act like this is a gun dual and that honor is at stake here.
who cares...sign me off, this sux
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Haha - You sux.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:57:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I LOVE EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!
ESP THE LADIES.........and shlongy!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just when you thought it couldn't get gayer, out come Bret and Rob having an out and out Dork-athon to see who is the more pathetic unwitty socially challenged cellar dwelling geek. There's no point in these two rejects even being in a hate post contst. There is nothing anyone could say to make them look worse then they already do every time they open their mouths or hit "Rate."
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOOK MOM! I MADE THE TWIGGY LITTLE CANADIAN FAGGOT RUN AWAY!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are already a CHICKEN SHIT.
What a fucking baby.
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wow, calm down...you act like this is a gun dual and that honor is at stake here.
who cares...sign me off, this sux
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummm, that REALLY wasn't that funny, AshK, but I'm just guessing that you're probably fat.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:23:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not in...I'm OUT.
My track record in Uber contest speaks for itself.
Shlongy doesn't play well with others.
Unless the "others" are "broads".
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...and they are paid extras.
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+10 for that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What weighs 300 pounds, lives alone, eats Swanson Dinners For One, and goes "cluck cluck"?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uh, I'll play if this is still open.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul, it's back to doing meth in gay bar restrooms for you.
I need a real opponent. Not some sexually ambiguous poster-boy for Nivea.
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godamn, you are unfunny
it would funny if you didn't act like you're such an internet badass
sign me off that thing, i'm already bored
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You are already a CHICKEN SHIT.
What a fucking baby.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bt, dt
but thanks for trying to take back Ubersite.
p.s. a three-way cage match between Oathy, rob, and Caul would be vastly entertaining - WHOM CRUMPLED HIM AND WHY??????
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was for Shlongy. My bad.
You can get me back, Rob. After I pwn everyone in my brackets, we'll be bound to pair up eventually.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
40+ washed up pussy below.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I AM VINDICATED.
ROB BERG IS MY BITCH AND I WIN.
Bret wins again. I revel in my mastery of all things mysterious and wonderful.
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I'm still second on the list b-yotch... you just get pickin' rights for crying like a wee girl.
So I say ya pick Caul. Please?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul, it's back to doing meth in gay bar restrooms for you.
I need a real opponent. Not some sexually ambiguous poster-boy for Nivea.
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godamn, you are unfunny
it would funny if you didn't act like you're such an internet badass
sign me off that thing, i'm already bored
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy still hasn't healed from jimthefiend smackin him around
That fucking dirtbag couldn't even smack his own diseased meat around, shithead.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't usually use 'your mom'
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I use your mom all the time.
....bernard
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul, it's back to doing meth in gay bar restrooms for you.
I need a real opponent. Not some sexually ambiguous poster-boy for Nivea.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uh oh, rob the ass-licker is back
uncapable of wit, our local poodle rob is known to couple himself with retards and bark like a little bitch.
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yip yip mother fucker.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
net-weirdo below
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I AM VINDICATED.
ROB BERG IS MY BITCH AND I WIN.
Bret wins again. I revel in my mastery of all things mysterious and wonderful.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul. Seriously.
If you're going to be bringing insults like THIS to the table, just give up now.
You'll lose by default and it won't be because you're metro or Canadian.
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cuz metro and canadian is fucking witty, right?
i met a lot of people on the juice in gyms. they are very agressive but also not very eloquent.
now don't you ahve some alters to sign up or some stalking to do, weirdo?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
calm down, 'roid boy, i'll let you pick just so you don't blow out an artery. after all the entertainment you've given me over the months i'd hate to see you die over something as simple as this.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't usually use 'your mom' until the end of a fight because really....its the hardest hitting remark you can make.
sorry rob, I'm sure your mom is a saint
....bernard
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
as a matter of fact, i think i will answer this retarded ginger fag
1. People who make fun of his myspace page anger him very much.
no, but the massive effort put into it (especially messaging so many people) was rather creepy. were you the culprit? probably, eh? it was kinda like you when you meet uberers and out all their personal info.
2. As much as he says Ubersite doesn't 'matter' to him, he spends roughly 44% of his waking life on the site.
i uber at work. how many alters do you have again? and let's not talk about all the bizarre drama you created cuz this shit spilled into your real life
3. He has the linguistical aptitude of a toothpick and spells like a toddler.
i do better than you would in a second language, if you had one. in fact, i'm sure i do better than you in your language.
4. He is proud of being 'progressive'.
proud? no. but it's been great fun seeing half-wit like you, loki or jaypeg harp on this cuz it's the only comeback you can muster...not even knowing if it's true of if i made it up in the first place...lol
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge (of course)
rob_berg
Hilarity_Ensues
snag
AsshOly
JulsInsane
Orgasmatron
thorpe
COMountain
Caulaincourt
darko
Shlongy
forensicgirl3
FoolProof
maiorano84 (sorry i forgot you. story of your life, eh?)
TigerLilly
Crystle (anfry, jelus, and on a list)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good idea but i am not hatefilled as of late.
just submit my first post as a guideline.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AND SCOURGE!!!
I DEMAND JUSTICE.
ROB_NERD WAS NOT OF THE FIRST TWO TO OPT IN.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All these people...wasting good hate.
When the time comes, it will all be unoriginal and boring.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uh oh, rob the ass-licker is back
uncapable of wit, our local poodle rob is known to couple himself with retards and bark like a little bitch.
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Caul. Seriously.
If you're going to be bringing insults like THIS to the table, just give up now.
You'll lose by default and it won't be because you're metro or Canadian.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh and I was kidding, I'm not in
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pussy.
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