Hey Bart... (3221 hits)
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Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2007-05-15 14:58:46 EDT
Nice little clean-up ya did there. But you're forgetting a few things:
1. I have a few more accounts in my possession, such as this one. And there's a hell of a lot more where that came from. As mentioned before, I refuse to use this account in a spamming attack, due to the fact that DeathJester was one of my best allies.
2. Try as you might to ban my IP address (which you succeeded in doing), I have a dynamic IP. This means that all I have to do is turn off my broadband for five minutes or so, and I automatically receive a new IP address. I learned this from 4chan during our raid on Drawball. Since you're not going to be on here 24/7, you cannot ban a dynamic IP, per se.
3. I have the phone numbers, addresses, and names of most of you and have given them to my faggot 12-year-old brother down in Virginia to call whenever he wants.
4. I'm currently making a "curl" (Swedish program that automates repetitive submission of messages on websites) so that I won't wear out my fingers the next time I do something like this.
I'm a total cunt, LOLZ.
Expect some calls to your house from my little brother very, very soon.
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-05-20 18:38:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2007-05-20 16:59:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 18:00:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 17:53:23 EDT (#)
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Maltese's little faggot brother just had a nice chat with Mrs. Shlongy.
She said he sounded like an abused kid.
The litle faggot kid also said that Maltese Sr. "isn't home" so he's running up the phone bill with calls to Shlongy and to bart in Chicago.
If anyone wants to call Maltese III, email me and I'll give you his phone number and hell, his address, if you want it.
If you live in Virginia, you're just a short drive away!
Or, you could give his old man a call at Radford.
There's lots of options here!
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Shlongy I live near by. I can skip over there and say hello if need be.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-20 16:54:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Monty_Python (user info) at 2007-05-20 21:36:38 BST (#)
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Oh, by the way, thanks everyone for giving my account -2's for content I didn't even post.
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Always a pleasure Ash ;)
Submitted by Monty_Python (user info) at 2007-05-20 16:36:38 EDT (#)
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Oh, by the way, thanks everyone for giving my account -2's for content I didn't even post.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-05-20 13:40:13 EDT (#)
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You had so much potential.
Sorry, these kind of threats are lame on a scale previously unknown.
Submitted by Monty_Python (user info) at 2007-05-19 11:59:55 EDT (#)
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Maltese,
1. I have never been, nor will be, allied with anyone as socially defective as yourself. If you had any shred of common decency wouldn't hijack my account. Just goes to show what happens when you try and help somebody.
2. There are innumerable ways to access this site when banned. Dynamic IP is one of the easiest to block. Your B-class subnet is all it takes, which was sent to Bart from the password request I had in my inbox.
3. If people are stupid enough to let their personal information get onto the web, then they deserve to have it found. They do not deserve to have it published all over the place and abused.
4. You aren't impressing anyone.
If you can still access DeathJester, please feel free to run it into the ground. As you can see I have other accounts with different credentials, and it's not really an issue if you get this one too. I don't care about the accounts.
I just don't want anyone that I actually value the opinion of thinking i'm in any way involved with, or condone, your previous, current, or future actions of abuse on this website.
Ash.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-05-19 09:08:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-16 09:56:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-05-16 02:22:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-16 02:05:38 EDT (#)
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I picked a bad day to run out of toilet paper.
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Print out this post and use it. Basically the same thing...
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I only have single ply printer paper
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that cracked me up
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-05-18 16:20:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-17 00:26:27 EDT (#)
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I guess Bart found a way to ban this loser anyway, huh?
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Probably blocked his entire network/ISP.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-05-18 16:14:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-05-16 10:08:37 EDT (#)
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4. I'm currently making a "curl" (Swedish program that automates repetitive submission of messages on websites) so that I won't wear out my fingers the next time I do something like this.
If you were anything but a shit-eating script kiddie, this would have been done in 2 minutes flat. Hell, I've been using curl for various purposes on here for years now.""
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libcurl? Wasn't aware you could do that, will tinker around with later.
Oh, and this is the most pathetic thing I've seen in a while.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-17 00:26:27 EDT (#)
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I guess Bart found a way to ban this loser anyway, huh?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-16 15:12:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:46:21 EDT (#)
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Go outside and get some sunshine you silly little boy.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:59:07 EDT (#)
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I love how he thinks he's a hacker for understanding the concept of dynamic IP.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:51:28 EDT (#)
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NO U
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-16 10:37:12 EDT (#)
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NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Gasoline prices hit a record high for the fourth straight day Wednesday, according to the daily reading on gas prices from AAA, and more records could be on the way.
The motorist group says the average price for a gallon of self-serve unleaded gasoline was $3.103 in its latest reading, which is based on a daily survey of purchases at up to 85,000 gas stations. That's up from Tuesday's record of $3.087 a gallon, and up 2.3 percent in just the last week and 8.6 percent over the last month.
Gas prices hit a record high for the fourth straight day Wednesday, according to the AAA survey of up to 85,000 gas stations.
Before Sunday's record, the highest price ever recorded in the survey was $3.057, which was set Sept. 4 and Sept. 5, 2005, in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, which disrupted refinery operations and pipelines and caused a temporary spike in prices. But on Sunday prices topped that mark for the first time, hitting $3.064, followed by $3.073 on Monday.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-05-16 10:08:37 EDT (#)
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4. I'm currently making a "curl" (Swedish program that automates repetitive submission of messages on websites) so that I won't wear out my fingers the next time I do something like this.
If you were anything but a shit-eating script kiddie, this would have been done in 2 minutes flat. Hell, I've been using curl for various purposes on here for years now.
And don't say "making a curl". curl is a program. You are not re-writing it. You are not improving it. You're barely capable of USING it. Hell, you probably have someone else writing the script for you, even though it's FUCKING SIMPLE.
Get a life Maltese, and stop acting like you know anything about computers. The little knowledge you have looks pretty pathetic when THIS is what you use it for.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-16 09:56:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-05-16 02:22:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-16 02:05:38 EDT (#)
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I picked a bad day to run out of toilet paper.
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Print out this post and use it. Basically the same thing...
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I only have single ply printer paper
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-16 09:28:16 EDT (#)
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I don't get it. What do you really expect people to do with any information you put out? The people who will see it aren't exactly going to call or go stalk him. I for one don't feel like doing anything I'll get arrested for, especially considering it's someone I've never met or really talked to. He seems like a cool guy and all, but he's just a guy and not any sort of powerful god.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-05-16 08:58:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-15 18:04:31 EDT (#)
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So...you're prank calling people?
THE HORROR
ello el
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-16 08:53:16 EDT (#)
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hey man,
if you hate this site so much, why do you bother posting? It's a waste of your time and everyone else's, you aren't going to sway any one and you're just being a dumbfuck for no reason
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-16 08:30:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DancingOtter (user info) at 2007-05-16 08:16:32 EDT (#)
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This sucks, you're a dickhead.
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Submitted by vyktoriah (user info) at 2007-05-15 23:40:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-05-15 23:19:59 EDT (#)
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You start a conversation you can't even finish it.
You're talkin' a lot, but you're not sayin' anything.
When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed.
Say something once, why say it again?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
Psycho Killer,
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh...
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Oh man, are you quoting Talking Heads or Moxy Fruvous there? Love that song.
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It's Talking Heads, and what a great song it is indeed. And how relevant, Maltese could infact be a psycho killer?!
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Moxy's version is pretty sweet too.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-16 08:22:25 EDT (#)
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Yawn.
Submitted by DancingOtter (user info) at 2007-05-16 08:16:32 EDT (#)
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This sucks, you're a dickhead.
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Submitted by vyktoriah (user info) at 2007-05-15 23:40:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-05-15 23:19:59 EDT (#)
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You start a conversation you can't even finish it.
You're talkin' a lot, but you're not sayin' anything.
When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed.
Say something once, why say it again?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
Psycho Killer,
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh...
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Oh man, are you quoting Talking Heads or Moxy Fruvous there? Love that song.
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It's Talking Heads, and what a great song it is indeed. And how relevant, Maltese could infact be a psycho killer?!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-16 08:06:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-05-16 12:11:25 BST (#)
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if you're making the program, how the fuck is it swedish?
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Isn't a curl just a command line or something? The programme Curl is owned by a Japanese company I think.
In short, Maltese is a fucking spastic.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-05-16 07:11:25 EDT (#)
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if you're making the program, how the fuck is it swedish?
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-05-16 06:55:45 EDT (#)
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virgin
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-16 05:15:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-05-15 22:08:57 BST (#)
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I'm not seeing my address here. I'm not getting any phone calls, either. =(
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Me neither. I'm fucking gutted!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-05-16 03:48:41 EDT (#)
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Wow, you're a real cocksucker, aren't you?
I wonder if there is anyone on the entire planet who actually gives a fuck about anything that you've said here?
Probably not.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-16 03:43:30 EDT (#)
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whats the deal with /b/
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2007-05-16 03:20:38 EDT (#)
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u r clearlee a loozer
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-16 03:10:30 EDT (#)
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wow heat, shizzle ma nizzle
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-05-16 02:22:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-16 02:05:38 EDT (#)
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I picked a bad day to run out of toilet paper.
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Print out this post and use it. Basically the same thing...
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-16 02:05:38 EDT (#)
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I picked a bad day to run out of toilet paper.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-16 01:22:08 EDT (#)
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Never mind, I don't have the patience to sit around waiting for an answer.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-16 01:08:43 EDT (#)
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Random question... I know they've used radioactive paint to make some watch faces glow in the dark. Do they use it for those glow in the dark stars too or is that something else?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-05-16 01:08:20 EDT (#)
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It's just occurred to me:
That "faggot 12 year-old" is probably not your brother.
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-05-16 01:00:00 EDT (#)
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"Ahh yes i see here on your resume you spent the last two years planning ways to spam a forum on the internet and get 'revenge' on people you've never met... Don's call us, we'll call you."
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-16 00:40:33 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, post the kid's number. I'll call him. Promise. You can also email me at Cburgess421.at.yahoo.com
I'll dictate the whole thing on ubersite.
Hey Maltese, you have my email address. Why haven't you called me, fuckstick?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-05-15 23:45:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-05-15 23:44:33 EDT (#)
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And Lo the Children did cry out for their Bart
that he would once again walk among men
and lay His vengeance upon them.
only a -1 because it's more entertaining than the bandwagon crap you people insist upon
Submitted by vyktoriah (user info) at 2007-05-15 23:40:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-05-15 23:19:59 EDT (#)
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You start a conversation you can't even finish it.
You're talkin' a lot, but you're not sayin' anything.
When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed.
Say something once, why say it again?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
Psycho Killer,
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh...
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Oh man, are you quoting Talking Heads or Moxy Fruvous there? Love that song.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-05-15 23:19:59 EDT (#)
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You start a conversation you can't even finish it.
You're talkin' a lot, but you're not sayin' anything.
When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed.
Say something once, why say it again?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
Psycho Killer,
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-05-15 21:14:16 EDT (#)
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What a maroon. What an imbezzle. What a NixonPoop.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-05-15 21:00:42 EDT (#)
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One last thing I just remembered:
I really hope your brother thought to block the number he's dialing from because that guy I was talking about? The Matt Maiorano I went to grade school with? Yeah, he has mob ties.
Watch yourself.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-15 20:56:12 EDT (#)
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Age: 13.
IQ: hmmm...might strike a 75.
Life: 0
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-05-15 20:51:36 EDT (#)
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The fact is, Maltese, you're a fucking pretender. I live in Pittsburgh PA, and you would have known that because, oh, I don't know, I posted it about a million fucking times on this website. Instead, you went into a phonebook and looked up my name, and found the guy I went to grade school with. Good one, fuckface.
Hacking my ass.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-05-15 20:46:09 EDT (#)
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Maltese - That name and address? Not even close.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-05-15 20:33:36 EDT (#)
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This is totally cool. I've been wanting to get into a flame-war with someone on the phone for so long now. I...I just can't get my rush from tech support anymore.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-15 19:48:08 EDT (#)
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AJ
He blunt forced "hacked" Loki's account and proceeded to spam the fuck out of 4chan /b/ archive.
He posted over a thousand or so times. Bart deleted the posts but hasn't restored Lok's ratings n' stuff.
Now he's all over Uber today "stalking" and threatening Shlongy with (Maltese's) 14 year old brother.
He's having the kid call Shlongy's house.
You know, same ol same ol for Uber
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-05-15 19:40:30 EDT (#)
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I don't know what's going on, but if it says Maltese it's worth a -2.
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-05-15 18:40:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:59:34 EDT (#)
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STFU Maltese.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 18:33:42 EDT (#)
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http://ultra.mpls.k12.mn.us/tis/world_languages/why_us/french.html
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-05-15 18:20:12 EDT (#)
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i made a curl once. it was 8-inch turd with a 35-degree bend.
came out bend first. hurt alot.
Submitted by stinkfish (user info) at 2007-05-15 18:19:51 EDT (#)
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This reminds me of when I used to get banned all the time...
memories.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-15 18:16:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-05-15 18:11:46 EDT (#)
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I did all those! What the fuck! Why am I not getting calls and stuff?!
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it's probably cos you're not one of the 'actual important people' on here. no worries, neither is hurtbythesun.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-05-15 18:13:58 EDT (#)
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broken rules 1 & 2, gtfo
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-05-15 18:11:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-05-15 17:48:59 EDT (#)
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Originally our first target was Ryan Donovan, because he was close to Bart. When I tried his number back in December 2006 it worked, but I tried today and it was disconnected. He should have known better than to register his username as his first and last name and mentioned where he lived. KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE.
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I did all those! What the fuck! Why am I not getting calls and stuff?!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-15 18:04:31 EDT (#)
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So...you're prank calling people?
THE HORROR
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 18:00:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 17:53:23 EDT (#)
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Maltese's little faggot brother just had a nice chat with Mrs. Shlongy.
She said he sounded like an abused kid.
The litle faggot kid also said that Maltese Sr. "isn't home" so he's running up the phone bill with calls to Shlongy and to bart in Chicago.
If anyone wants to call Maltese III, email me and I'll give you his phone number and hell, his address, if you want it.
If you live in Virginia, you're just a short drive away!
Or, you could give his old man a call at Radford.
There's lots of options here!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-15 17:55:03 EDT (#)
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you know what would be even more challanging? getting me into MVA - I'm no where close to it.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-05-15 17:48:59 EDT (#)
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Originally our first target was Ryan Donovan, because he was close to Bart. When I tried his number back in December 2006 it worked, but I tried today and it was disconnected. He should have known better than to register his username as his first and last name and mentioned where he lived. KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-05-15 17:47:44 EDT (#)
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LOL, my bro called Shlongy again.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-15 17:37:23 EDT (#)
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The Golden Bough was a treatise on aboriginal religious/magcal practices. James George Frazer wrote it in, I believe, the early 20th century. It was cited in some of Lovecraft's stories.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 17:20:29 EDT (#)
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Uhhh, that's your MOM, shitbreath.
Submitted by stinkfish (user info) at 2007-05-15 17:12:11 EDT (#)
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shlongy's "wife" is 67 year-old hermie with back acne and drooling issues.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-05-15 17:11:54 EDT (#)
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I don't know any of the books you just mentioned. Sorry. =(
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-15 17:09:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-05-15 17:02:35 EDT (#)
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I only kinda want it. I put it right next to The Communist Manifesto for the lulz.
I also had The Satanic Bible right next to The Holy Bible, but I took those off cause pretty soon family's gonna be buying me graduation gifts off there and I don't want them to think I'm some kinda queer satan worshipper.
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Like the Golden Bough, I've never actually been able to read it all the way through. I'm currently reading Post Captain from the Aubrey/Maturin series.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-05-15 17:08:57 EDT (#)
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I'm not seeing my address here. I'm not getting any phone calls, either. =(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 17:06:02 EDT (#)
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Also, post more as loki...that's actually making me laugh.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 17:02:44 EDT (#)
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I'm not shitting you. Mrs. Shlongy said that the retard left a message no more than an hour ago.
Mr. Maltese might be getting a call tonight.
Before I call him, tell me about Radford so I have something to use as an "ice breaker".
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-05-15 17:02:35 EDT (#)
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I only kinda want it. I put it right next to The Communist Manifesto for the lulz.
I also had The Satanic Bible right next to The Holy Bible, but I took those off cause pretty soon family's gonna be buying me graduation gifts off there and I don't want them to think I'm some kinda queer satan worshipper.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-15 17:00:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:58:07 EDT (#)
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Maltese if you buy a book off my wishlist you'll get to see my address. =)
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/3A11KMFW0CHVH/
There are some really cheap books on there so it'll only be like five bucks.
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Dude, you want Wealth of Nations? I got the hard copy.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:58:07 EDT (#)
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Maltese if you buy a book off my wishlist you'll get to see my address. =)
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/3A11KMFW0CHVH/
There are some really cheap books on there so it'll only be like five bucks.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:54:03 EDT (#)
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I won't lower myself to your retardo level, you stupid little fuck.
HE CALLED ME AGAIN TODAY, PEOPLE.
I will fuck you up, maltese.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:49:36 EDT (#)
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Ace.
I have the week off work and have been working like a mother-fucker turning my spare room into a nursery and refitting a new kitchen in my flat (in case you were wondering like).
I'm done and have earnt myself a break, so please carry on.
I missed the whole loki stuff that went on last night/night before, so look forward to some 'action'.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:48:16 EDT (#)
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hey what's your sign?
serious question.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:48:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:57:50 EDT (#)
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I have gotten no such call yet. =(
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:45:59 EDT (#)
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Show me your hole
Submitted by God_Is_My_Mate (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:45:47 EDT (#)
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I go away for a few days and all hell brakes loose.
*Gets comfy*
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow...
and I thought *I* was a loser.
...
you suck donkey dong, dude.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAHAHAHAHAHA @ Jonny X
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How many times do I have to say it, Maltese? You aren't a "hacker" by any stretch of the imagination. You don't "hack" anybody's passwords by randomly guessing what they are, and the names addresses and phone numbers that you DO have are ones THAT WERE ALREADY POSTED HERE BY THE USERS THEMSELVES. Jesus Christ.
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It's not hacking, it's guessing.
Maiorano, M
162 Coe Ave, Apt C2
East Haven, CT 06512-4158
(203) 468-9450
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um, that's not right...
not just oh thats fucked up, that's actually just not correct.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU deathjizzter!
need teh hits?
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What is all this dick suckery about?
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
JONNYX, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!
*applause*
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAHAHAHAHAHA @ Jonny X
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Rusty, good job playing soccer, eh?
http://www.soor.org/sports/sub/2005Fall/FG/V0P0325V3ZS4OL5Z.html
http://www.soor.org/
(links are SFW)
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're wasting your life pulling stupid little pranks like this. Seriously, this is a WEBSITE and NOT worth the time it takes to pull stupid pranks in the first place. If you're so annoyed with the way you're treated on this site, maybe you should take a look at the way you behave toward everyone here. Uber didn't start it...you did.
And, if THAT is the whole point, then I'll say it again...way to waste your life. Fucking idiot.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, you're a fucking faggot.
-2 DIE
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Taunt below.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He's not. I have his work number, too.
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I, Russell Miller Hawkins of Los Angeles, California, hereby give full permission to one Jeffrey Laben on 13:15 PST to submit to www.ubersite.com any and all personal details regarding myself as he can muster.
Now that all the legalese is out of the way, do it. I give you full permission.
That is, if you actually have it.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just post the # Shlong. On Uberboard.
I got a cell I use just to harass people. It's not even in my name. I don't mind wasting minutes.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Getting laid is more fun.
I promise
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He's right...it was soooo pleasurable.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
for him to be acting this way Maltese Sr. better be DEAD.
He's not. I have his work number, too.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Getting laid is more fun.
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HA!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So what you're saying is that you pride yourself on hacking backwater internet forums. Dude, when the idiots stormed that WoW funeral, at least somebody cared enough to make a video about it. This brand of trolling hackery is just lame. And seriously, isn't there a picture of a hamster you could be beating off to?
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have gotten no such call yet. =(
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Getting laid is more fun.
I promise
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have his little faggot brothers' home phone number, if you need it.
The stupid little shit forgot that some people have caller ID.
Maltese Sr. won't be pleased.
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Ahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
spit out his email...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Jaysis...
I've always kept a public profile on Uber, now for obvious reasons.
Um... can you send me neat stuff???
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Children these days.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, behaviour pretty much guarantees that you're going to wind up on the wrong end of someone and get your fingers broken at more than one point in your life.
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
delete all his messages/reviews all that shit, delete all posts with maltese name one it..
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How disappointing.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
for him to be acting this way Maltese Sr. better be DEAD.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I could be tempted, though I made my phone call to America when I called Mike Gurley from Darbuster the other week. Very strange conversation.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have his little faggot brothers' home phone number, if you need it.
The stupid little shit forgot that some people have caller ID.
Maltese Sr. won't be pleased.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, I've been waiting to hear the breath of a 12 year old down my phone for like, 15 minutes. What's wrong with you? 1337 skills given up?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dick
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MALTESE I AM SHITTING MYSELF IN ANTICIPATION FOR YOU TO POST MY DETAILS ALL UP IN THIS you retarded faggot.
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I don't have yours, nigger. I said SOME. As in, you know, the actual IMPORTANT people here.
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"IMPORTANT" people here???
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*dies*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell me about Radford.
Do you have technical skills that include HTML , DHTML , XML , CSS , Javascript , Flash Actionscript , and Lingo. Also has extensive knowledge in Broadcast graphic tools and 3D applications such as Adobe After Effects , Final Cut Pro , Adobe Premiere , 3D Studio Max , Form Z , and Media Cleaner Pro.
Or is that someone else?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Might as well be Drakey.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So is this a part of Hate-Madness?
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I ask again...is Maltese 13? You must have been neglected as child. Your juvenile attempts at attention and glorification are...well, pathetic at best.
Carry on, young boy!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-05-15 20:15:30 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So in essence you've just exposed yourself as the know nothing spastic you actually are?
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No, it's just that I don't have yours because you never posted anything about who you are. Now fuck off.
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So... you've got the numbers and addresses of people who put their details on this site? WOW I'M SO IMPRESSED!!!!!! OOOOHHHHHHHH LOOK AT ME QUAKE YOU SAD, TUBBY LITTLE BITCH.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So in essence you've just exposed yourself as the know nothing spastic you actually are?
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No, it's just that I don't have yours because you never posted anything about who you are. Now fuck off.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
COME ON DICKLESS. CALL MY HOUSE!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-05-15 20:10:27 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MALTESE I AM SHITTING MYSELF IN ANTICIPATION FOR YOU TO POST MY DETAILS ALL UP IN THIS you retarded faggot.
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I don't have yours, nigger. I said SOME. As in, you know, the actual IMPORTANT people here.
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So in essence you've just exposed yourself as the know nothing spastic you actually are?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MALTESE I AM SHITTING MYSELF IN ANTICIPATION FOR YOU TO POST MY DETAILS ALL UP IN THIS you retarded faggot.
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I don't have yours, nigger. I said SOME. As in, you know, the actual IMPORTANT people here.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GUESS ME RETARD!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How many times do I have to say it, Maltese? You aren't a "hacker" by any stretch of the imagination. You don't "hack" anybody's passwords by randomly guessing what they are, and the names addresses and phone numbers that you DO have are ones THAT WERE ALREADY POSTED HERE BY THE USERS THEMSELVES. Jesus Christ.
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It's not hacking, it's guessing.
Maiorano, M
162 Coe Ave, Apt C2
East Haven, CT 06512-4158
(203) 468-9450
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pretty funny.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MALTESE I AM SHITTING MYSELF IN ANTICIPATION FOR YOU TO POST MY DETAILS ALL UP IN THIS you retarded faggot.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One last thing- tell your faggot brother that if he calls my house one more time, your fucking DADDY gets a call from me...OK cowboy?
I've been sitting on that info for about a month now...just waiting to pull the trigger.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm glad I use ghost accounts.
And that I never used my name, number, and address to sign up; as it is not required.
In fact, anybody that did deserves your "threat".
Oh, and you are a fucking douche for even caring about any of this.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy shit this is insane.
This kid is going to find himself behind bars in under 5 years, mark my word.
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NO U
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up, Maltese.
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NO U
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Submitted by laika (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think it's time to send Eric Rice to pay a certain 12 year old a visit.
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NO U
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How many times do I have to say it, Maltese? You aren't a "hacker" by any stretch of the imagination. You don't "hack" anybody's passwords by randomly guessing what they are, and the names addresses and phone numbers that you DO have are ones THAT WERE ALREADY POSTED HERE BY THE USERS THEMSELVES. Jesus Christ.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, but this is funny to a computer illiterate jagoff like myself.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy shit this is insane.
This kid is going to find himself behind bars in under 5 years, mark my word.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up, Maltese.
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think it's time to send Eric Rice to pay a certain 12 year old a visit.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
3. I have the phone numbers, addresses, and names of most of you and have given them to my faggot 12-year-old brother down in Virginia to call whenever he wants.
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What's mine then, gayboy?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-05-15 20:00:08 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU Maltese.
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NO U
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Jog on, you retarded cunt.
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NO U
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Booooooring.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-05-15 20:00:08 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU Maltese.
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NO U
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Jog on, you retarded cunt.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wtf? not funny.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU Maltese.
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NO U
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU Maltese.