APW: Another Miracle of Nature, NO DOUBT! (1734 hits)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-05-16 10:42:23 EDT
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Submitted by bruzwuld (user info) at 2007-11-11 08:11:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The spiders and their webs are great, but your presentation has ruined what might have been a worthwhile submission.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-17 11:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was a joke so easy a redneck could make it :(
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The fourth one - the pinkish one - are they Hula Hoops stuck in it? Or Cheerios or something?
I don't want to look too close, it turns my stomach.
Submitted by God_Is_My_Mate (user info) at 2007-05-17 05:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's just a fucking website Simon, and they are only ratings.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-05-17 00:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.trinity.edu/jdunn/spiderdrugs.htm
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-05-16 23:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good thing this was just a shitty picture, else I'd have to ask for the last five minutes of my life back, but thanks to this, I only need the last 5 seconds.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-16 18:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-16 16:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love spiders and their webs. Except when I walk through one accidentally, because ewwww.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-05-16 15:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Seriously, I didn't know if any one was ever going to get the connection between No Doubt and spiderwebs."
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......................it never occurred to me, you clever bastard.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Check your gmail account.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Joking aside, spiders give me the willies.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate anything that has more legs than I do.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-16 13:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jeez, who would have figured that the biggest tool on the internet would have gotten the corniest {joke insert in title}?
Seriously, I didn't know if any one was ever going to get the connection between No Doubt and spiderwebs. I will agree with you that they suck, always have sucked, and will continue to suck but I'm liable to believe that Gwen can suck me.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-16 13:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Doubt is not a miracle of nature. In fact, I find their music to be bland yet annoying.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-05-16 13:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
some impressive photography.
long live APW
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-16 13:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish *I* could shoot silk out of my ass.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-16 12:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Big proper ones, like the one above the large hairy spider.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-16 12:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It just occurred to me - I haven't seen a spiderweb in ages. Years even. Or at least it hasn't registered. I used to see them all the time. It's all this time inside, is what it is.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-05-16 12:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.bild.t-online.de/BTO/news/2007/05/16/spinnen-drogen/netze.html
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-05-16 11:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nobody has linked to the spiders on drugs and the different types of webs they make?!?!
Check out above address and look at Fotogalerie!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-16 12:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whatever you say, Pinochio.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-16 12:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, I assure you that I don't rate my posts with my alters and that if I did it wouldn't be to ruin my streak. I also assure you that I couldn't create an alter that shitty and lacking of character. Mine at least entertain, serve a purpose, etc. I don't have them for the sheer purpose of stupidity.
In short, that alter is not mine.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-16 12:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That alter is YOURS, dickhead.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-16 11:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha, below. Someone is upset that their alter was a piece of shit. Stop using my first name. I really don't appreciate it.
You people think it is funny to toss around peoples names and livelihoods, and I was guilty of it, too. That is long past and it is time for all that shit to stop. I don't know who this GIMM person is and I don't care. I'm just asking nicely.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-05-16 11:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by God_Is_My_Mate (user info) at 2007-05-16 11:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by God_Is_My_Mate (user info) at 2007-05-16 11:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Simon, you are the vilest piece of shit on this site.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-16 11:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, you fucking faggot. Are you losing your god damn meanness with age, reptile looking homo sock? You used to be able to ruin a streak in a heart beat, ya big softy.
Maybe the above will help you out...it's just a number, Jerry Atric.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-16 11:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate spiders because I can't see the eyes to determine what their intentions are.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-16 11:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-05-16 11:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the web around the rope. Excellent.
I almost missed the yellow and black spider in the web above the black widow pic. Beautiful.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-16 11:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it...I won't ruin your mini-hardon today.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-16 11:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Indo, I've seen it before...but I wouldn't mind seeing it again.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-05-16 11:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nobody has linked to the spiders on drugs and the different types of webs they make?!?!
Submitted by street-pirate (user info) at 2007-05-16 11:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fourth to last is obviously a radioactive glow-in-the-dark spider hell bent on destroying humanity.
I am so glad we humans are much bigger than all the really horrible animals. Spiders, earthworms, seastars, naked mole rats... Octopusses and giant calmars are a notable exception, but you won't meet them unless you go diving deep down, and that's just asking for trouble.
Can you imagine if the third to last was 4 feet tall and weighted 200 pounds? I'd be running so fast my feet would touch the ground every ten meters.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-16 11:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty awesome
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-16 11:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Neat
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-16 11:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Once, when I lived with little to no human contact for almost six months, spiders were the only thing I had to talk to.
Ever since then, spiders can do no wrong for me.
Plus, they're just so kewl!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-16 10:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
spiders scare the fuck out of me.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-16 10:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You nailed it, I did in fact give it up for more reason that just the kids but I do know how to identify it still.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-16 10:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Argh
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-16 10:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lungy, top three images of a thumb....
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=brown+recluse&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-16 10:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-16 10:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is the one on the pine branch a spider web or Gypsy Moths?
The one with the big spider looks like he's got little nuggets of KB in his web.
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Pine branch is spider web according to Google, also I've seen a few like this. It wouldn't surprise me, however, to know that it's a Gypsy Moth.
And your second line is QUITE fucking funny. I thought you would have given that up with the kid running around, no? Or were you just reHASHing from your old days?
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-05-16 10:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*shudder* The closeups of the big hairy spider and the black widow almost got you a -2, but the webs are cool. Especially the one right above BHS.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-16 10:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Next to last one is gorgeous.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-16 10:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks, but apparently I do not have permission to view that document. Weird.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-16 10:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lungfish, brown recluse bite: http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/brown_recluse_spider_bite_Day9.jpg
Link is safe work but might make you vomit.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-16 10:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That question is for both women and men.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-16 10:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin' spiders.
How'd you like to feel a little one crawl its way around and inside your urethra?
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-16 10:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is the one on the pine branch a spider web or Gypsy Moths?
The one with the big spider looks like he's got little nuggets of KB in his web.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-16 10:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Friend of mine got bit on the ass by a brown recluse. Big, gaping, oozing wound for months. I never saw it, because I never saw his ass.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-16 10:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The stuff that comes out MY rear end isnt't nearly as beautiful.