Yet another asinine conspiracy theory (628 hits)
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Submitted by Ray Clark <lerennarddudesert.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-05-16 12:04:53 EDT
Lately there have been some pretty fucked up posts about the 9/11 conspiracy, and i will personally put these shenanigans to rest. After all, it's no big secret is it ETS? The man behind the attacks was none other than George W Bush, I mean, who else could it have been? Because as we all know, it takes a great amount of connections to get a man armed with a card board cutter onto a plane, and we all know how much bush needed a reason to invade Afghanistan and Iraq just so he could get thousands of US citizens killed. For Concrete evidence on par with all other conspiracy posts, you have only to look below
WARNING THESE IMAGES ARE VERY GRAPHIC AND MAY DISTURB SOME VIEWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-08-02 06:45:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-20 03:00:18 EDT (#)
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this was really timely
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-20 02:25:18 EDT (#)
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bmp ftl
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-20 02:07:07 EDT (#)
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Holy shit this is old. Why dig up this one, berg?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-20 01:36:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-28 10:45:31 EDT (#)
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i am an 18 year old, so it blows your predatory old man view out of the water, I do not romanticise war, I admire martial prowess, I am not right wing, i am centrist with right wing tendencies , i am pro-choice, pro equality, pro affirmative action, so fuck you, what i post on uber is not who i am, it's what I feel like saying in public sometimes but decide not to because it is inappropriate, I have choampioned womens rights at my school, and joined a movement to have a school sexual predator who was harming ninth grade girl expelled, so no, I am not a right wing nut job, how would you get that from my Asinine conspiracy post? i was making fun of not only crazy conspiracy theories, but also bush's lack of intelligence
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hah.
It would seem you are quite the monumental retard.
Congratulations on that.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-28 15:03:24 EDT (#)
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There was no predatory old man. What I described fits an 18 year old as easily as it does a 58 year old.
And I think that the fact that you create a persona with which to say that kind of thing online is fairly telling. I am who I am, be it Uber or real life.
But I concede I may have been too harsh on you. If you're only 18, you've got a lot of growing up to do. And it sounds like there is some hope for you. Good luck with life.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-28 10:45:31 EDT (#)
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i am an 18 year old, so it blows your predatory old man view out of the water, I do not romanticise war, I admire martial prowess, I am not right wing, i am centrist with right wing tendencies , i am pro-choice, pro equality, pro affirmative action, so fuck you, what i post on uber is not who i am, it's what I feel like saying in public sometimes but decide not to because it is inappropriate, I have choampioned womens rights at my school, and joined a movement to have a school sexual predator who was harming ninth grade girl expelled, so no, I am not a right wing nut job, how would you get that from my Asinine conspiracy post? i was making fun of not only crazy conspiracy theories, but also bush's lack of intelligence
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-28 10:35:13 EDT (#)
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Among other things, my statement is based on the fact that you feel like the following.
a) A superficial male chauvanist
Because of
your constant references to "cumming on your face" when reviewing Kurfsec, who (unless she's an alter) is a married, sad little girl. She's trying to get attention in the only way she's ever been able to; through use of her body, and people like you encourage such behaviour to the detriment of everybody involved.
b) A rightwing nutjob who romanticises war and the military way of life
Because of
"Das Heer". I think it says it all, really.
But hey. I could be wrong. You could prove to be an enlightened, thinking, interesting individual who will contribute nothing but good to society. But I highly doubt it.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-28 10:26:22 EDT (#)
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You should just fucking give up. The stupid picture is unreadable, btw.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-28 10:20:50 EDT (#)
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how do I do that, with my satire, or with my rampant faux anti-semitisn?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-28 10:16:24 EDT (#)
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You personify everything I hate.
Strong words, considering we've exchanged all of 5 minute worth of typing and I've only seen one of your posts.
But that's the way it is.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-28 09:41:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-24 08:56:57 EDT (#)
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I don't touch anything over six years old
... Jokes
I think
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-24 08:56:28 EDT (#)
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depends on how old you are,
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-23 14:31:21 EDT (#)
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what are you doing tonight?
*wink wink*
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:01:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:12:15 EDT (#)
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can I cum on your face?
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anytime
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:12:15 EDT (#)
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can I cum on your face?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-16 18:02:49 EDT (#)
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I was drinking coruba last night and got told that i was an alcoholic. I just went 'huh? well, if the shoe fits...drink it'
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:04:45 EDT (#)
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if you have to label something as satire....it isn't.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-16 13:57:59 EDT (#)
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obviously it was stupid, that was the point,
it was satire, I took something mildly idiotic and made it more so, but you guys don't need me to explain satire to you, you all have mad l337 HAXX0R skillz
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-16 13:47:31 EDT (#)
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remarkably stupid, which translates to 'Welcome to Ubersite'
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-16 12:44:24 EDT (#)
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That was the shit of creatures that eat shit.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-16 12:35:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-05-16 12:11:21 EDT (#)
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well there was one good line..
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-16 12:10:18 EDT (#)
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Stop posting, please.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-16 12:07:57 EDT (#)
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I can't think of one good thing you have ever done here.
this wasn't entertaining in the least.
I'd rather read Maltese's bullshit than this.