HateMadness - Round I (1581 hits)
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Submitted by scourge (View user info) at 2007-05-16 14:10:40 EDT
Alright, chickadees, lets get this thing going.
The following bracket was made at random by drawing names from a hat. (No special, long drawn out name of a hat. That's more in that homo poet's line, not mine....OK, fuck it. They were drawn from my St. Louis Cardinals Hat of Why The Fuck Can't You Guys Win A More Than A Single Game In A Row For Me, AAAAAAARRRRRGH GODDAMNITALLTOHELLBASTARDCUNT. Happy?)
The only match up that was not made at random was the special request:
Anfry Jelus Bicth Off 2007 between forensic and Crystle.
And really, who doesn't want to see that one anyway?
You don't? Well, you can file your complaints with someone who gives a fuck. (hint, that's not me)
Couple things to keep in mind:
1.) I think most of you are halfway normal people, and as such this disclaimer isn't necessary, but due to some recent creepy fucking behaviour this is a just in case:
DON'T POST ANY PERSONAL INFORMATION ABOUT ANYBODY IN YOUR ATTEMPT TO BE ESPECIALLY HATEY
2.) Lets try and have these in by, say, this Friday, noonish, CST. If you get it in later than that...well fuck who am I to tell you what to do? I just want to read a bunch of lame insults and flaming.
3.) New bracket will be up by next Tuesday, second round entries due next Friday, noonish, CST.
You may be saying to yourself, 'scourge, this bracket goes all squiggly after the Round Two matches...what gives?
Well, you see, I think plans are for people who think they need to control everything. Fuck you Nazis, I am a free man and I do as I please. If I'm still in the mood, we'll go farther than that, if not, tough shit, let someone else finish the thing off. I nominate Shlongy.
4.) I could use a beer already and its only 1:00.
13.) Anything else I forgot and need to add later should be considered to fall under this rule. It's a dictatorship, not a democracy, suckahs.
d.) Highest rated post moves on to Round Two.
?.) I suspect a lot of you will bail out on this. If needed, I'll re-insert myself into the bracket to take care of any gaps or holes.
HAHAHAHAAA
'Insert... gaps... holes......WOOO-EEEE'
Yeah.
Go forth and hate, you bunch of sillies. Just go. Now.
User Reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-22 14:36:04 EDT (#)
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oh yeah.
thanks crystle.
forgot. 'spose i'll post something about it here soon.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-22 13:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHEN DO WE FIND OUT WHO WON?!?!?!?!?!?
Submitted by Malcontent (user info) at 2007-05-21 19:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can't we all just get a schlong?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-21 11:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108415
Give me more votes.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-21 04:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He likes Kilmarnock too, go to town on the hate!
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-05-21 01:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-18 06:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-16 21:46:34 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-05-16 21:04:14 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn I have to do some research on HBTS.
You're going down person of who's origins I am not aware!
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he's a yank
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No, he fucking isn't. I have no idea who Juls is either, apart from the shitty depressing music post I read earlier.
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I saw how low your pants were, and the exposed knickers, and the tattoo... walks like a duck, talks like a duck, defi-fuckin-nitly a seppo.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-21 00:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know you had to drag me into this kicking and screaming, but I had a blast, so here is an extra +2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-20 08:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-19 22:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
scrap that. I think in the next round you should just make every competitor hate on foolproof.
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I don't know who you are, or why I should care, but how 'bout you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-19 22:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
scrap that. I think in the next round you should just make every competitor hate on foolproof.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-19 07:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To make the next round, you should scrap the brackets and just keep the highest 17 rated and random assign them. Keep doing that til the end so nobody will ever know who they are against next.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-18 16:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I think most of you are halfway normal people"
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-18 14:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-18 13:11:36 EDT (#)
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so why is ghola -2 spamming ur account?
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'cuz its hatemadness brilliance.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-18 13:11:36 EDT (#)
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so why is ghola -2 spamming ur account?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108360#2417719
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thing is - I have no racial bias.
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lol, and what about your repeated comments that there is such a thing as a "petulant irrational quebecois mindset" and our "culture of entitlement"
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108467
Whatever.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108461
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
go for the jugular? lol
with all the IGNORANT shit you spewed on my orgins alone coupled with your pontificating on willful ignorance, you deserved a physical beating, you arrogant little bitch.
i never had a problem against you, other than that you are a redundant boring individual. but when i saw you repeatedly vomit stereotypes that were considered racism even 40 years ago on your own countrymen and then patronize everyone on the ills of ignorance, i knew how full of shit you are. you're a narrow-minded clueless little moron as proven repeatedly when you tried to tackle any subject and say something else than "willful conjecture ignorance"
if anything, i should post a lot more of your personal info.
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Luckily Darko will destroy me with his well created hate.
Either way, I am done with the competition.
This is the sort of 'hate' that I wasn't expecting - and I certainly don't appreciate.
Caulaincourt has long decided that he doesn't like me - and I have found that dislike amusing until yesterday.
Thing is - I have no racial bias. Anyone who takes the time to actually read what I have to say will know this. I abhor racism. He has simply fabricated this evil rob_berg character to justify his actions. There isn't one instance on this entire site where I have used a racial slur to refer to Caulaincourt, not even the term 'frog' - I just don't see the value in reducing myself to that kind of level. I come here to have fun, waste time and pontificate about willful ignorance.
Those things make me happy. Internet threats do not.
"if anything, i should post a lot more of your personal info."
That line alone displays what kind of person I am dealing with here. Someone who has gone to great lengths to show me as the obsessive asshole. I expect negativity from certain people on this site - but this individual has obvious taken it too far. Call it ironic, call it hypocritical... either way this is no longer fun.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-05-18 07:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108456
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-05-18 07:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bring Sunshine, Bring me HATE: http://www.ubersite.com/m/108455
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-18 06:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108451
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-18 06:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-16 21:46:34 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-05-16 21:04:14 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn I have to do some research on HBTS.
You're going down person of who's origins I am not aware!
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he's a yank
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No, he fucking isn't. I have no idea who Juls is either, apart from the shitty depressing music post I read earlier.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-18 05:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
moderate hate contained here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/108450
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-17 22:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm rather scared by the males who don't see the hate in my entry.
seriously - you all are going to be SHREDDED by women if you're not catching the amount of hate I threw in!!!
(Forensics hate of me totally rocks!)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-17 19:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108429
bam baby
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HATE! HATE! HATE!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108418
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the fuck is PhillipTheGreat?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108415
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-17 12:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn I really wish I had gotten into this.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-17 12:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great. Another poetic exercise that will result in my being left, once more, without any legless loving.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-05-17 12:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually O that sounds like a funny story. You should do it anyway sometime when you're bored.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-17 12:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drogo get his.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108413
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-17 12:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-05-17 11:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-17 11:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't want to hatemadness you anyway, TL. I couldn't bring myself to.
How can I hate on Leg? I mean seriously.
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Honestly I thought it would be hilarious. I just have no time to sit and compose a masterpiece about how much I hate your guts.
You're not mad???
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It would have all just devolved into love poems about Leg. I would have failed myself out of the competition.
Though I *was* kicking around the idea of doing a "How Tiger Lost Her Leg" post with Caul narrating a tale about how you wound up being a savage, thoughtless bitch to everyone around you and ultimately suffered an amputation at the hands of angry townsfolk. Shlongy was even going to make an appearance as The Ghost of Legs Past. Oh well.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-05-17 11:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome!! Go for it BOB.
I feel awful about this really. But I'm throwing a huge 60th bash for my family this Saturday and I am swamped. Between that and work, I'm going crazy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-17 11:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
do it....
B_Bob vs. Orgasmo
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-17 11:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take her place!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-05-17 11:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-17 11:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't want to hatemadness you anyway, TL. I couldn't bring myself to.
How can I hate on Leg? I mean seriously.
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Honestly I thought it would be hilarious. I just have no time to sit and compose a masterpiece about how much I hate your guts.
You're not mad???
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-17 11:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't want to hatemadness you anyway, TL. I couldn't bring myself to.
How can I hate on Leg? I mean seriously.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-17 11:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WINNAR
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-05-17 10:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry to say I have to forfeit my entry.  I've had no time to write anything. I'm sorry. Been too busy
I'm sorry O.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108406
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-05-17 06:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-16 20:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh, man. I have to harsh Drogo? Cruel, cruel Fate!
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Hmmm How to hate the Skrap. This will require some investigation. Off to read up on all his previous posts and try to delve into the inner workings of his mind.
I may be some time; and may come back slightly burnt.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-17 00:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-05-16 23:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell man? I signed up.
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Sorry dude. I posted the list and asked if it was correct. See if someone will volunteer to go against you.
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-16 23:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I hope you enjoy licking Milwaukee's taint this season.
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I hope you enjoyed the only World Series win you'll ever see out of your team in your lifetime. How long did it take them? 'bout 90 years? I've seen quite a few. It's nice. Matter of fact only one team has won more. Who was that?....Oh yeah, Yankees. HAHAHAHAHA
Sorry, but it seems you guys are the East Coast version of the Cubs.
:(
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-16 23:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh snap.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-05-16 23:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell man? I signed up.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-16 23:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I hope you enjoy licking Milwaukee's taint this season.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-16 22:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sigh.....
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-16 16:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anfry Jelus Bicth Off 2007 between forensic and Crystle.
HEY
Crystle is the anfry jelus bicth, not me. That's why I challenged her punk ass.
HEAR THAT BICTH?!
You're goin' down!
<Muhammad Ali> Oooooooo I'm soooooo pretty! I'm gonna bicth you out so bad, your grandchilluns will be born bicthes! </Muhammad Ali>
Ok, so that didn't make a whole lot of sense.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-16 20:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-16 18:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i never saw anything about this
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we can go against each other iff'n you want to.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-16 20:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh, man. I have to harsh Drogo? Cruel, cruel Fate!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-05-16 20:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hate makes my nipples hard.
****
Post pictures...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-05-16 18:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your Final Jeopardy Question is:
At which point does actual physical penetration occur during the following sentence?
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gay-AYYYYYYYY
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-16 18:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=117935544626198338
My submission.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-16 18:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You didn't miss anything..don't sweat it.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-16 18:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i never saw anything about this
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-16 17:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Matt? That's EAaaaaaaasy, he's from pittsburgh!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-16 17:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously. I need to be extra-super-mega clever on this one. I don't think I've ever encountered Circe, and her posts are good.
Well, let's hope I can pull something together and at least make it entertaining...
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-05-16 16:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-16 16:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Juls - pictures of the balding coot http://www.ubersite.com/m/100445
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I expect an e-mail with all the scandal.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-16 16:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Juls - pictures of the balding coot http://www.ubersite.com/m/100445
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-16 16:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-05-16 21:04:14 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn I have to do some research on HBTS.
You're going down person of who's origins I am not aware!
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he's a yank
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-05-16 16:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I predict Circe will win this.
Submitted by NothingMachine (user info) at 2007-05-16 16:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-05-16 16:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn I have to do some research on HBTS.
You're going down person of who's origins I am not aware!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-16 16:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anfry Jelus Bicth Off 2007 between forensic and Crystle.
HEY
Crystle is the anfry jelus bicth, not me. That's why I challenged her punk ass.
HEAR THAT BICTH?!
You're goin' down!
<Muhammad Ali> Oooooooo I'm soooooo pretty! I'm gonna bicth you out so bad, your grandchilluns will be born bicthes! </Muhammad Ali>
Ok, so that didn't make a whole lot of sense.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-16 16:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-16 15:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gay-AYYYYYYYY
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-16 15:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gay-AYYYYYYYY
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-16 15:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's a classic Shlongy-esque retort.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-16 15:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
right here in my pants, Shlong. right here in my pants.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-16 15:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where's the "interesting" part?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-16 15:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-16 15:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
interesting matchup.
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agreed. i thought yours had some of the best potential. you know, as long as apollo doesn't forfeit.
the Oathmeal - sicosemen one is either going to be lame as hell or make me cry laughing. maybe even both if we're all lucky.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-16 15:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
interesting matchup.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-16 15:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't need my cockshots to resurface...or too much else for that matter.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-16 15:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man. I don't "e-know" hilarity enough for this. :-(
PLUS, should I happen to win it, which is highly doubtful, I'll be going up against Circe and folks, that's just not fair.
You WANT to watch her slaughter a lamb? You WANT to see her drink my blood on an alter to her dark gods?
:-(
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My last comment applies to both of the replies below it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, no, that was the last competition.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gay-AYYYYYYYY
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck yea, soup's on bitches
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my.
this will be fun.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-16 11:28:31 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bwahahahaaha, is it even a challenge to make fun of Oathmeal.
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I can't believe that this matchup was random, it's too perfect.
I will say this, you both have a large body of work to draw upon - feel free to rip off any of my Oathmeal stuff in case you need to, sico...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hate makes my nipples hard.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT'S WITH THE CST CRAP?
Everyone KNOWS my middle initial isn't S!!!
^_^
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeeeahhh, FP's gonna have a run for his money with Circe.
Juls and HBTS is gonna be FANTASTIC. I can't fucking wait to see that.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bwahahahaaha, is it even a challenge to make fun of Oathmeal.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
most of Uber is, Bob. most of Uber is.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe is going to wipe the floor with Foolproof.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarity, when I drew names I hadn't taken my name out of the hat and you actually were going to go against me. As there weren't enough slots to make it even, you now have this low rent, busboy, alcoholic to deal with instead.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is gay.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hardly know ye ol'Director, but I'll give it the old college slut try.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But how...how do I hate on the legless wonder that I've lusted after for oh so very long?
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Don't try and butter me up. My leg will slip off.
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But that's what I want to have happen.
I was thinking a combination of baby oil and champagne, actually.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But how...how do I hate on the legless wonder that I've lusted after for oh so very long?
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Don't try and butter me up. My leg will slip off.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But how...how do I hate on the legless wonder that I've lusted after for oh so very long?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the fuck is Circe?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-16 14:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All roads lead to the naming of the hat.