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An Illustrated history of Man: (I am better then cavemen) (21487 hits)

Category: Humor
Labels: B.A.W.

Rating: 1.89 on 73 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Anfry Jelus Drake (View user info) at 2007-05-16 17:51:38 EDT




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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2007-09-08 10:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The rock blanket is extinct?

Submitted by MitchRohr (user info) at 2007-06-10 00:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

converse rock your hairy ass

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-06 18:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

for the trick question

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-05 23:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And by the way...rabbits=GOLD

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-05 23:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Drakes made it twice now. I can die happy. And thank you.

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-06-05 22:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Drake on B@W!!

Fuck yeah man, missed this one the first time around.

So cave people is the secret to getting on B@W?

Shit, this whole time I've been trying using rabbits! http://www.ubersite.com/u/St_Jimmy/l/2_rabbits

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-05-24 21:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 cavewomen

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-22 17:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I'm done pouting.

This is awesome.


Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-05-18 16:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/108434#2416802

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2007-05-18 15:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's some good shit.

Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2007-05-18 04:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well done

Submitted by fuck_button (user info) at 2007-05-17 21:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-17 20:44:49 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by fuck_button (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What about that Clan of the Cave Bear woman? She was kind of hot.

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'fuck buttun' is a kick ass user name.

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That's because I'm a fucking kick ass person.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What was her name.....AYLA. Like from Chrono Trigger. Daryl Hannah if I remember correctly (which I do)

I didn't think of her.


and berg...I agree awesome username. You'd better include a photo on your next post.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by fuck_button (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What about that Clan of the Cave Bear woman? She was kind of hot.

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'fuck buttun' is a kick ass user name.


Submitted by fuck_button (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What about that Clan of the Cave Bear woman? She was kind of hot.

Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I feel special being the first person to nominate this for B@W.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-17 14:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks, Harry. Does this mean I am not a "noob" anymore?

no?

*dies*

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-05-17 14:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome, and congrats on B@W

Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-05-17 09:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-17 09:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BAM BAM

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Drake make snake take lake cake.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

heh, wish Id made this

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-05-17 04:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-17 04:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats B@W dude!

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-16 23:55:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You've always been special...now you're chic.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-05-16 23:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Yay! I'm the first review on a B@W post! That means I'm speshul!

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-16 23:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I saw that. On one hand I want to thank bart for keeping the "integrity" of the post intact.

But on the other hand...I wouldn't be mad if he changed it. ya know?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-16 23:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-16 21:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-16 18:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHA.

Thank you adam. I really need to proofread better.

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I don't think I've ever posted without a mistake, no matter if I check em or not.

Fuck it
===
There's a typo in my B @W too ;)

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-16 23:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and is it just me, or is the cavegirl on the right from the valley in the mid 80's?

Like, Ugh! Totally.

Submitted by Benny (user info) at 2007-05-16 23:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The title of that comic book is rather interesting. Jungle Jam...oh dear you poor girl. I wouldn't like to become any kind of jam let alone Jungle Jam.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-16 21:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-16 18:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHA.

Thank you adam. I really need to proofread better.

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I don't think I've ever posted without a mistake, no matter if I check em or not.

Fuck it

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-16 20:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hmmm be labeled as the guy with an alter, or the guy who snapped naked pictures of his sister....

even Kurt Vonnegut had Kilgore Trout.

I can't remember who said that....I think it was shitfuck.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-16 20:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No.

This is Ubersite.

You know the rules.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-16 20:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

would you settle for a family portrait?

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-16 20:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-16 20:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well there's no real way to defend against it so yeah, it's my alter.

Sorry Katie.

Thanks sac & Proof.
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Sneak into the bathroom and snap a shower pic.

Post it.

Then we'd believe you.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-16 20:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W well done

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-16 20:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well there's no real way to defend against it so yeah, it's my alter.

Sorry Katie.

Thanks sac & Proof.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-16 19:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W WOO!



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-16 19:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Your sisters' account"...Yeah...right.

And to think I asked to see that slut's hole.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-16 19:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That MUST be the fastest B@W in history!

Congrats.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-16 19:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The picture of the cavewoman in a bikini swinging in front of the T-Rex is hilarious.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-16 19:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Proof, I swear on my left nut that is my sister. Oh well. I have her password so I could use her as an alter.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-16 19:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Kick ass....B@W. Go Me.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-16 19:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by vyktoriah (user info) at 2007-05-16 19:44:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I really wish I had spelt that title correctly. I should re-do this one. And maybe use a spell-check.

the laser was intentionally typo'd though.

Shlong: You got it. Done.
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And the alter is outted.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-16 19:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

God damnit, I used my sisters account again. I hate shared computers

Submitted by vyktoriah (user info) at 2007-05-16 19:44:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I really wish I had spelt that title correctly. I should re-do this one. And maybe use a spell-check.

the laser was intentionally typo'd though.

Shlong: You got it. Done.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-16 19:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sorry for that 0!

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-16 19:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-16 18:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was probably pretty good but if I catch you using "Uberspeak" (i.e. anfry, pwned, menz, all the other gayass sayings the circlejerkers like to use around here, etc.) one more time, I'll have to take action and it won't be pretty.

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I AM UR SHLONGYZ, MAKIN U REGRETZ!

Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-05-16 19:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

very nice! Lets make sexy time!

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-16 19:38:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-16 18:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was probably pretty good but if I catch you using "Uberspeak" (i.e. anfry, pwned, menz, all the other gayass sayings the circlejerkers like to use around here, etc.) one more time, I'll have to take action and it won't be pretty.

________

OH NOES! Shlongy will take teh actionz?

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-05-16 19:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

actually caves have perfect insulation. seriously.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-16 19:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

heh

Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2007-05-16 19:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Those hairy, dumb mother fuckers.

Also,

Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-16 19:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish I thought of this.

Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-05-16 18:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dammit i beat off to the pic of the two neanderthals and didn't realise there were actual hot chicks at the bottom of the post. Fuck you.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-16 18:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was probably pretty good but if I catch you using "Uberspeak" (i.e. anfry, pwned, menz, all the other gayass sayings the circlejerkers like to use around here, etc.) one more time, I'll have to take action and it won't be pretty.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-05-16 18:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Seriously, repost this with the title spelled correctly.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-16 18:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-05-16 18:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I bet if you reposted this with the title spelled correctly it'd end up on BAW.

Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-05-16 18:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If Boston Garden had parkay flooring, the Celtics would never lose a game!

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-16 18:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-16 18:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I bought my mom pink vans for mothers day. She loves them.

I can't stand wearing mine. They're too heavy. I trip on staircases every time I wear mine.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-16 18:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-05-16 18:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

PS

That's what the alphabet would look like without Q and R.

PPS

Vans kick Converse's ass.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-16 18:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHA.

Thank you adam. I really need to proofread better.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-16 17:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

parquet flooring, parkay is butter

still.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-16 17:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-16 17:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-16 17:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I was also thinking Raquel Welch, but there's always gonna be someone left out

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-05-16 17:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Um...... excuse me?





Betty Rubble?

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-16 17:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

THAN...........I MEAN THAN...... FUCK!


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