SPT - Best Photo Ever. (1489 hits)
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Submitted by Thorpe (View user info) at 2007-05-17 07:01:10 EDT
This was taken some time in late 2004. By who I don't know. I was saving it for a big collage of great drunk pictures, but Berty forced me to post this.
I challenge you to find a better picture than this, anywhere. Of anything. Ever.
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-12-13 03:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70103#2602866
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-12 09:38:57 EDT (#)
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Fey where were you from in 'The Land Of the Long White Cloud?'?
If you say Gore, Napier or Hamilton, all communication will cease.....nuthin personal.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-12 04:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah.. I'll blame the misunderstanding on the language barrier and conveniently forget that English is my first-equal language.
I don't know how much of it I want to give away, I'm planning on writing more once my latest sporadic fit of writers cramp has left me, but it boils down to that she's a human woman who has lived a very long time due to circumstances which will be made clear later down the line. She has powers of perception and she's fighting a war against the darker side of humanity. Oooh, it all sounds kinda crappy but I promise it'll be great! Or not. But I still get crumpets, right?
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-07-11 18:43:56 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/109783
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-11 18:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Toe you tease. I love bricks.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:50:12 EDT (#)
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I had a crumpet with vegemite and loads of butter this morning!
I also tripped over a brick and started crying!
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I suspect the crumpets and muffins you can get hold of in Australia are the same we had in NZ, and they were gooood. I don't know how serious I was, what's the expiration date on those things? But as to who I am, I'm a Swedish New Zealander, living by preference in Sweden. I'm a vegetarian rabid feminist with the normal delusions of grandeur that afflicts most of Uber. Occasionally I can write, most of the time I can't. I like about 2 of the personas on this site (ok, now I was being cruel, probably as many as 5) and yours is one of them. But this place has sucked me in like some kind of honeyflytrap anyway, actual personal opinions be damned. How about you?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-11 07:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-17 18:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THORPE.
Hook me up with English muffins. I will be your friend. And crumpets. No, I will not be your crumpet, I want crumpets. I can't get them in Sweden. I'll send you vodka and blond girls, on arrival of muffins and crumpets. And pfff, don't tell me england is closer, for some reason I've never been able to find the proper English muffins and crumpets in England.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-17 18:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THORPE.
Hook me up with English muffins. I will be your friend. And crumpets. No, I will not be your crumpet, I want crumpets. I can't get them in Sweden. I'll send you vodka and blond girls, on arrival of muffins and crumpets. And pfff, don't tell me england is closer, for some reason I've never been able to find the proper English muffins and crumpets in England.
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2007-06-09 03:18:51 EDT (#)
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(sorry dude, maybe that was overboard.i apologize. i'm drunk)
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2007-06-09 03:16:48 EDT (#)
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uh.. so, really, does everyone realize that this is a picture of the Virginia Tech shooter?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2007-06-09 02:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahaha... Xu
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-17 21:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you read it? I don't mind if you read it and gave it that rating... I didn't cop-out, though.. so if you haven't read the hatemadness...read it. Chock full of vicious little things.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-17 20:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You two are wearing matching trousers. That's so sweet
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-17 18:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
fluteboy gets pissed off
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-17 18:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
other peoples drunk photos are awesome. I hate my own drunk photos though, they're atrocious.
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you are such a clever boy!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
That doesn't look like a drunk kid. It's more like a D&D after party.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-05-17 10:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so THATS what MadV looks like.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-17 10:13:04 EDT (#)
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What a triumphant look on that gook's face.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-17 09:18:55 EDT (#)
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bmitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-11-21 08:57:03 (#)
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Oh, fuck off. If I want to see drunk children I'll force feed my own kids aftershave.
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Nope.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shame, I was hoping it had to do with trees.
"Fey, a lion, a humming bird and a chinese communist walk into a jungle..."
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:33:17 EDT (#)
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A branch stack. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Branch_stacking
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:25:02 EDT (#)
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A stack?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:19:23 EDT (#)
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He hasn't been enlisted as a stack yet, then.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe - Way to burst my bubble. I thought that maybe you Aussies did something right for once and managed to get playing cards to float, but nooooo...
Berty - The jungle!
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I always wondered about that song. Y'know, "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight", that one.
Do you even get lions in the jungle? You get Panthers, Wolves and other gladiators, but Lions?
I've often wondered if the whole song was about his bush and that 'wimbowe' was some foreign word to describe it's shape. Is there an entire vocabulary of words to describe the shape of a mans phallus? I think that'd be an important discovery for western civilisation, far more important than anti-gravity playing cards.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:17:37 EDT (#)
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most of the chinese I have met are young liberals
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:14:53 EDT (#)
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No but he's from China.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:13:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:02:33 EDT (#)
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He's a communist
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WHY? WHY IS HE A COMMUNIST? Australia is hardly a hive of exploitation and down trodden, working class, revolotionaries is it?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:02:33 EDT (#)
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He's a communist
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:01:54 EDT (#)
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fashion sense (or lack of) aside, this isn't anywhere near the best photo of all time, doesn't come close to the naked stripper getting fingered and groped with the dude on the side putting his hand over her pussy, I wonder if that gook is a young liberal though
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:59:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-17 21:56:07 EST (#)
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you've posted pictures of your house, I know you can afford clothes from city beach or at least jay jays
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I have never shopped at either of those places in my life.
PS. I'm fake poor, it's just my look :(
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:56:07 EDT (#)
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you've posted pictures of your house, I know you can afford clothes from city beach or at least jay jays
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe - Way to burst my bubble. I thought that maybe you Aussies did something right for once and managed to get playing cards to float, but nooooo...
Berty - The jungle!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:51:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-17 21:48:20 EST (#)
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I thought you had money, why do you dress like an abbo
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Where the hell did you get that idea?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:49:11 EDT (#)
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are you the gay drunk asian man, or the one who got owned by the gay drunk asian man?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:48:20 EDT (#)
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I thought you had money, why do you dress like an abbo
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:45:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-17 21:41:55 EST (#)
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you must buy all your clothes from lowes
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The jacket was from Big W for $8, seriously.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(do we even have humming birds in Sweden? methinksnot)
<goes hunting for humming birds>
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Dammit woman! Use your initative! Where would you go to get a hummingbird?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:41:55 EDT (#)
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you must buy all your clothes from lowes
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:39:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-17 21:37:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe, how'nhell did you two manage to stay so clean and white while drinking? I wear a lot of dark colours in such situations for a reason..
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Um, you know that's me lying on the floor chucking the cards, right?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:37:30 EDT (#)
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Thorpe, how'nhell did you two manage to stay so clean and white while drinking? I wear a lot of dark colours in such situations for a reason..
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:35:20 EDT (#)
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(do we even have humming birds in Sweden? methinksnot)
<goes hunting for humming birds>
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:34:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:30:57 EDT (#)
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Oooh. I want some gravity resistant playing cards!
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It'd probably be easier just to staple a playing card to a humming bird.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:30:57 EDT (#)
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Oooh. I want some gravity resistant playing cards!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:28:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-05-17 21:25:41 EST (#)
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No Comment
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Yep, best picture ever.
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:12:36 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/52261 <--- Same jacket. I loved that jacket.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:10:43 EDT (#)
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It's a pity Uber doesn't have the category of 'greatness'.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:10:21 EDT (#)
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The other one is better though. Much better.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:04:45 EDT (#)
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Do you recognize my jacket? THAT'S THE SAME JACKET FROM THE OTHER ONE
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-17 07:02:53 EDT (#)
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Thorpe! You have turned into a chinky chinaman! Is this what happens when you go super saiyan?