Hatemadness: Oathmeal (1121 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.48 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-05-17 08:37:38 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97518 NSFW
Seriously, this isn't going to be that hard to trounce over the one and only recurring nightmare, Oathmeal. Let me present you with the facts:
http://www.ubersite.com/u/coontstretcher
http://www.ubersite.com/u/smemma
http://www.ubersite.com/u/fclo002
http://www.ubersite.com/u/manitou
http://www.ubersite.com/u/underoathmeal
http://www.ubersite.com/u/foster
http://www.ubersite.com/u/hugafriend
http://www.ubersite.com/u/snag
http://www.ubersite.com/u/webcorona
...and the list goes on (I can think of at least two more), but you get the point....
Wow, Oathy, that's quite some time you logged on ubersite, especially when you could have been doing cooler things like streamlining a aerodynamic steroid needle to use while building a Technicolor mountain bike, fag.
What, didn't know foster was gay? The first link is probably a homo link for match.com...I can't be too certain but if that doesn't seal the deal, than this most certainly does: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95060 Seriously, who paints purple cocks on their face?
Coonstretcher, more like stretched roids, hemorrs or anabolic, is a pseudo intellect that likes to pretend his bakery degree is going to get him a P.H.d, when in fact he already has a doctorates in douchery. Seriously, Oaty, you'd be better off talking to your imaginary internet friends or the F3 button.
Now, I don't want to make him too mad because we certainly don't know when we will get another unprovoked suicide threat because he had one too many cycles. I'll leave you with one thing that will absolutely blow your mind...or make you want to blow your brain out.
...oh yeah, it's CRUMPLE time!
User Reviews
Submitted by God_Is_My_Mate (user info) at 2007-05-18 16:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
really bad Simon.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-18 03:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it aint bad hate.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-05-18 03:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was pretty juvenile. Growed up hate, please.
'fag, fag, fag, homo, bitch, I'LL BEAT YOU UP, fag fag' gets a bit wearing.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-05-17 20:40:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The ignorant asslicks who +2ed this piece of shit are the type who snort Shlongy's jizz. C'mon, you idiots, this was weaker than your mom's sucking ability. I've seen better hate from the Pope and Mother Theresa while they were blowing 9 year-olds.
Get a fucking clue.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-17 18:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-05-17 12:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadley, I got my cock sucked twice last night which is probably more than you have ever had it looked at no less by your PCP.
Worry about yourself, lad, it's all in the contest. I get out plenty, but thanks for the free advice.
yeah but you really should be aiming to get women to do it for you.
method's okay and all but he's a bit 'toothy'.
heh
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-17 18:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-17 18:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The fagorrific picture and the fact that it was shorter combined to make this marginally more tolerable than Oath's post.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was close
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coming to a theatre near you - 'TAPS 2: The Crumpling', starring Timothy Hutton, Sean Penn, and Oathmeal!
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-05-17 14:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
the pic is kind of humorous in a scarey kind of way
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty poor hate but as it's aimed at ginger bollocks have a +2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
unhetero, below :) It's the picture that is deal sealer, kid.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
unfunny
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-17 14:03:37 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I get the feeling you think you're pretty clever and cool, but in reality you're the kind of guy who drives his new car around the mall parking lot to try to get teenage girls to look at him.
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lol
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-17 12:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for 'bakery degree'
+1 for the photo. It's fucking great.
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she's right, that sold it.
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
it was okay. not near as much creative hate as i wanted.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-17 12:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So weak, this post isn't even worthy of being crumpled. Sorry mate.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-17 12:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for 'bakery degree'
+1 for the photo. It's fucking great.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-05-17 12:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadley, I got my cock sucked twice last night which is probably more than you have ever had it looked at no less by your PCP.
Worry about yourself, lad, it's all in the contest. I get out plenty, but thanks for the free advice.
yeah but you really should be aiming to get women to do it for you.
method's okay and all but he's a bit 'toothy'.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 12:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OK A whole bunch of them have just been posted, so if there's some kind of deadline, just letting you know that I won't be able to have a post up for about another 18 hours.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-05-17 12:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Worth reading, but where's the really good hate. The soul searing hate that pours from the screen just because the author is in the mood to hate you?
*sigh*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-17 11:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that photo is hilarious
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-17 11:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Weak.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-17 10:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lech, it was a joke.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-17 10:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If his post sucks more I will +2 you
ps: toyota echo? what are you, Barbie?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-17 10:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-17 14:03:37 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I get the feeling you think you're pretty clever and cool, but in reality you're the kind of guy who drives his new car around the mall parking lot to try to get teenage girls to look at him.
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Duhhh thats what we all do. Cock ears.
Submitted by LisaD (user info) at 2007-05-17 10:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-17 10:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-17 09:49:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You nailed it on the head, Lisa. I drive a Toyota Echo and you wouldn't believe how many babes I pick up.
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rofl...lisa tries so hard sometimes
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-17 10:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hard to keep railing on the resident punching bag.
Try this one where he weeps like a girl and pours his heart out.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95651
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-17 10:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pretty weak
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-05-17 09:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So is Oathy poo back? I have missed a few weeks really so need a quick catch up.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-17 09:49:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-17 09:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I get the feeling you think you're pretty clever and cool, but in reality you're the kind of guy who drives his new car around the mall parking lot to try to get teenage girls to look at him.
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You nailed it on the head, Lisa. I drive a Toyota Echo and you wouldn't believe how many babes I pick up.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-17 09:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're going to get a lot of +2's from people that dislike him. not neccessarily because your post is full of hatey goodness. i see no problem with this.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-17 09:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This had so much potential.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-17 09:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i laughed
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-05-17 09:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i have a feeling that youre a virgin homo
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-17 09:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nothing personal but this is pretty weak hate.
i can't wait till the A listers start participating in this contest
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-17 09:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I get the feeling you think you're pretty clever and cool, but in reality you're the kind of guy who drives his new car around the mall parking lot to try to get teenage girls to look at him.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadley, I got my cock sucked twice last night which is probably more than you have ever had it looked at no less by your PCP.
Worry about yourself, lad, it's all in the contest. I get out plenty, but thanks for the free advice.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This competition sucks
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You really need to get out more.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-17 08:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108379