HateMadness: Sicosemen (470 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.31 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Oathy Poo Neegers, now with 12% more Diabolic Steroids (View user info) at 2007-05-17 12:23:55 EDT
Scourge, WTF?
Me vs. Sicosemen? Are you insane?
Pairing me up with this cockfiend is like dropping a hampster in a pool of pirhanas. But, whatever. I'll try to make this as succinct and effective as possible.
Most of ubersite knows me as the redheaded gymrat who can kick your ass. And, while it may be true that I can bench press your entire fucking existence, I am really a nice guy. I stop for geese when they cross the street and the only time I ever kill babies is when my payout is ridiculously high. I do have standards, people.
But this isn't about me; it just gives good context.
As easy as it is to find content about me to rag on (do any search for my name and HUZZAH! instant opportunity for defamation of character), the long and short of it is that in comparison to Sicosemen, I am funnier, smarter, more attractive, wealthier, stronger, have a bigger dick, can spooge farther and in higher volume, and overall I just carry more innate human worth than that sleazebag of a poster.
His messages amount to flashbacks to the early 1900's, pictoral proof of his tiny pen0s (don't EVEN crack on my sock post. That was exhibitionary ART, ok?) and generally lazy works of boredom and stupidity.
And, what does this cumstain of a human being do when he's not annoying us with his mindless mental masturbation? He'd TELL you he goes to school and makes a living working in the logistics department of a big name company but the truth of the matter is that he sets his homepage to http://www.meatspin.com and keeps hitting 'refresh' until he's rubbed one out and then it's off to the package store for whatever cheap scotch his paltry paycheck can afford him.
You DON'T get laid, Sicosemen. You AREN'T funny, Sicosemen. You CAN'T formulate a cogent, intelligent, English sentence, Sicosemen, and the only redeemable trait you have as a human is that you can clean grit from the bearings of a fucking machine press.
After beating your pasty, wigger ass (I've seen the pics. Wearing an Oakland A's hat to the side went out about 20 years ago.), I look forward to a REAL challenge wherein I might actually be TAXED to cast aspersions.
I won't even go to the length of finding high school photos of you, Sicosemen.
Instead, I'll use this opportunity to share with uber a picture of my newly completed bike.
GSR Hooligan hardtail (Norco VPS hybrid) with a Marzocchi AMII front fork and TruVativ Holzfeller crankset.
Technicolor or not, Sicosemen, it sure beats the shit out of your Toyota Echo.
Faggot.
User Reviews
Submitted by God_Is_My_Mate (user info) at 2007-05-18 16:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://ubersite.com/m/95611
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-05-17 21:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My God, you really ARE a fool, aren't you? You suck. Your writing sucks. Your mama sucks, but not well...
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-17 18:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-17 18:10:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You'd think it would be hard to hate anyone more than that illiterate redneck douchebag, yet somehow you make it so easy.
Submitted by LisaD (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This wasn't "hating on sico", this was "listen to how great Oathmeal is" and it failed.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This wasn't "hating on sico", this was "listen to how great Oathmeal is" and it failed.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yeah, but can you ride a bike and play harmonica at the same time???
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-05-17 14:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice bike
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-17 14:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
About an hour afta surgeons started removing her diseased right eye, Carol Weihrer woke up -- but nahh one in da operating room knew it.
"Anesthesia iz uh cocktail," Weihrer said. "The part o' da cocktail dat paralyzed da body wuz working, so I wuz paralyzed. But da part o' da cocktail dat puts da brain ta sleep, what I page da 'brain scrambler,' wuz not working."
Weihrer'stale iz not fo' da squeamish. "For somethin' like two hours I wuz awake," said Weihrer, which means fo' almost half o' da 5 1/2-hour surgery.
The first thin' she heard wuz disco rap playing in da operating room. Then she heard da "surgeon say, 'Cut deeper, ya need ta cut deeper.' "
That made her scream, but it wuz uh silent scream.
"I knew nuttin' wuz coming out o' muh ma fuckin mouth, meanwhile I could feel dem pulling, pulling on da eye."
She struggled ta find uh way ta communicate "trying ta move uh finger or uh toe, somethin' so dat dey knew I wuz awake." Somehow, she got through, an' she heard her surgeon say, "She iz awake."
Relief flooded her mind, an' she waited fo' da surgeon, anesthesiologist or uh nurse "or anyone ta jive ta me."
But nahh one reassured her. Instead da anesthesiologist increased da amount o' nerve-blocking agent pumped into her intravenous line. As da drug jet in, "I felt like I wuz being scalded from da inside. Tremendous burning -- it wuz like I wuz being roasted on uh barbecue pit."
At dat point, Weihrer, who describes herself as religious, thought dat "maybe I be following da heat ta da proverbial light, so I waited fo' da fine place. But dere wuz just burning, so then I thought maybe I'm in Hell."
Eventually she lost consciousness. But uh few hours later, when da surgery wuz over an' she wuz waking up ag'in, she began ta scream: "I wuz awake while dey took muh ma fuckin eye out!"
This tyme brothas heard her.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate people who use the word 'cogent.'
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
better than sicos
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:33:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
~Oathmeal Approved~
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I my experince, people who like to name all the components on thier bikes have no riding skills what so ever.
I'd shred you back to the fucking stone age you neandrethal mother fucker.
truth.
Better hate that that sico guy, gets my vote
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never wear a hat sideways intentionally; perhaps if I'm adjusting my beautiful locks, or I'm drunk as fuck. And I would NEVER NEVER EVER wear an oakland A's hat, so that's not possible.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:25:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-17 12:53:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-05-17 12:43:08 EDT (#)
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I can bench press your entire fucking existence,
made me laugh.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"hampster"
i get stuck on things like that.
liked the shot about the hat though.
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This wasn't "hating on sico", this was "listen to how great Oathmeal is" and it failed.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FP, it's pretty bad that I had to lend him an account to hate on me.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:05:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 in the spirit of the contest.
-2 for using yet another in the legion of alters to do it.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-17 13:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate to say it but this was better than his.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-17 12:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-05-17 12:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can bench press your entire fucking existence,
made me laugh.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-17 12:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You DO realize that men's bicycles are supposed to have a top tube, right?
Nice girlie bike. ^_^
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-05-17 12:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can bench press your entire fucking existence,
made me laugh.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-17 12:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good show.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-17 12:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I "hate" this.
zing.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-17 12:24:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto -2 for gayness.
Didn't read it. I'm like Kreskin, only better looking.
Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2007-05-17 12:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FYI - my 'snag' account was banned. C'est la vie.