Adamdidit2u, the only man emotionally decimated omg to liek the 500 millionth degreez (1684 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 1.78 on 53 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-05-17 15:29:07 EDT
Once upon a time, in New England...
User Reviews
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2007-05-18 11:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
entertaining enough.
i knew he was a fag all along though, so no surprises.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-17 18:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The eyes! THE EYES!
...And also the "You Lose" picture of KEN!!! Comedic gold.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
as if a preggers lady wasn't scary enough, you dredged up male-incubator photos?!
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-05-18 04:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 - "Quade! The reactor!"
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-17 20:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gay is what we aim for.
Apparently.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-17 19:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*party
i fucked it up
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-17 19:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
see you at the richter
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-17 18:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The eyes! THE EYES!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-17 18:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He overcomes meter and rhyme? How delightful.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Actually, and I'm sure that this will come as a surprise to you, I think Adam may beat you out in the gay department.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well what else would you expect at this point, Herb?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is better than most...and yet, STILL hits 10 on the Gay-O-Meter.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pwnage
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wacky
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You want me to turn you into a rubber ducky?
Ok, but I don't 'do' rubbers. Though I promise when I'm done with you, and I squeeze you, your hole will go "ZOOOOOOOOOO."
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heey guys, can I join in?
Hey there, you nearly shut that bathroom door on me!
Why are you going out the window?
Is there a fire or something?
I'll just stay here with the rubber ducky, if that's okay, guys....... guys?
Hey guys....whats this white stuff on the ducky?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember that picture of adam from when uber was good!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
K!
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK COOL LET'S DO IT!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmatron is WHITE? IMPOSSIBLE!
Where is his delicate, translucent flesh that bubbles in direct sunlight?
*pushes up glasses*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait, you asked if I was GAY??
I write poetry. So, yes.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What, one dude can't ask another dude to lather up and rinse off his furry friend?
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wait...
what...
are you gay or somethin?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
giggle
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dunno about that. Mofo used to say I took this place too seriously. Maybe he was the one that took things too seriously and that's why he left, to Go Be Serious up on Serious Mountain. Or maybe he just gave in to his crippling bologna addiction and snacked on processed cylinders of meat all down the day.
Regardless, I was devastated when he left. I still am. I carry it around inside like a ferret in a handbag. It's angry and stinks of piss and dry animal feed, but if only someone were to come around and clean it up a bit and show it some love it could rock out like one of those two ferrets in the movie Beastmaster.
Odo and Frodo? Ishi and Bishi? Butch and Browneye?
Like I know what their names are. All I know is they helped that shirtless blondhaired guy out because they loved him. Loved him like my mofo loved me.
Weep.
Will you wash my love ferret, EmoJean??
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I only take it personal because I thought he was a good addition to uber and you drove him away with your cold biterness and lack of caring and love.
all that man ever wanted was to feel wanted and what did you do...nothing but crap on his emotions.
you should feel shame and pain and something that is really unpleasant and somewhat revolting but in a non scarring way because i wouldn't want that because I don't anyone hurt and really I have a crush and could we just forget about all of this and maybe makeout? don't worry about the sore on my lip tis just a flesh wound and in no way is associated with herpes.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
badassmofo was a fucking slob.
the only user more worthy of derision is Adam. I hate that cocksucker so bad.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, you managed some extra hate in there. I'm impressed.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMFG Badassmofo's camwhores were as manly as a lumberjack.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, this EmoJean character is really taking the badassmofo heat personally.
Who'd have thought?
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
badassmofo's knit cap camwhores.
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Goddamn you, you act like we never had anything like everything that was special between was just a figment of my imagination!
I don't have to put up with this.
*shakes ass and storms away*
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'M NOT INDIAN! I'M AS WHITE AS THE ACE OF SPADES!
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THE ACE OF SPADES! THE ACE OF SPADES!
Seriously though, the "OH NOOOOES" picture made me snort pop out my nose. Thanks a lot asshole.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
xcellently done
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'M NOT INDIAN! I'M AS WHITE AS THE ACE OF SPADES!
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Typical Indian reply, everyone knows the ace of spades was Vishnus favorite card
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the gayest thing i've ever seen.
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Then you haven't seen Caulaincourt's gel hair or badassmofo's knit cap camwhores.
Stick around. Give it time. You'll find them. Or they'll find you.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:41:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hah!
nice.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The white cardstock the ace of spades is printed on, I mean.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
O-man, if you're not indian, what bubble do you fill in on the scantron sheet? Surely not white....
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Like it matters, all the computers are programmed for either white=ok or all others=probably gulity and owes me money.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'M NOT INDIAN! I'M AS WHITE AS THE ACE OF SPADES!
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the gayest thing i've ever seen.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know you're an Indian, I don't beleive your lies, your evil Indo-lies.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
O-man, if you're not indian, what bubble do you fill in on the scantron sheet? Surely not white....
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wuv you.
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We all know how you feel about Tommy.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another for good measure
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn
Owned by a Shlongy lovin, pear eating Paki.
Why God Why!!
Shoulda been a +2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn
Owned by a Shlongy lovin, pear eating Paki.
Why God Why!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WINNAR
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love this in so many ways.
Is it legal to marry a URL?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wuv you.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
boot-da doo da-da doo dah