The Addict Sister (560 hits)
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Submitted by Susie Derkins (View user info) at 2007-05-17 15:43:06 EDT
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It's been hours since I've heard from Monkey Man or my brother. I'm starting to worry. I know John hates him. He hates him so much. So much. I can't sleep. I can't... Was that the phone?
Could Tweeter have killed him? No. He needs Eddie as much as the rest of us do. My husband wants me to come to bed. I'm waiting for a phone call. Nobody, don't worry. Go back to bed. I feel like I've paced a hole in my rug. No matter how much I stare at the phone, no matter how much I plead with it, no matter...shit. Why won't it ring? Ring, damn you! Ring! Ringringringringringringringringringringring.....
It's so fucking hot in here. I'm sweating buckets. I've opened the windows, turned on the fan and taken off my nightgown. I want to peel off my skin. So bloody hot in here. RING, GODDAMMIT! My body hurts. The tremors are back. Fucking hell. Why is it so hot in here? The tremors are making it almost impossible to make a straight line. I'll have to be careful not to cut myself with the razor. Was that the phone?
No. Shit. Cheap bastard Bill won't get air conditioning. I'm boiling in my own flesh, dammit. Was that the phone? NO I'M NOT COMING TO BED YET. Jesus Christ, lay off, would you? That was the phone. I'm sure of it.
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"Hello?"
"Jan, baby, we're in trouble."
"Where the hell have you been? I've been going crazy waiting for..."
"Shut up and listen. Your brother's turned on us. He showed up at the motel as planned, but he told me in no uncertain terms that our deal's off."
"What?"
"We managed to get away from him, barely. Tweeter hit him with the tire iron when he was working me over."
"Was he okay?"
"Fuck him!"
"Fuck you, Eddie, he's still my brother."
"I'm sorry baby. Yes, he was just knocked out. Listen, we're still going to Jersey. I figure the mob can hide us once we get there and John won't be able to touch us. They'll have him for breakfast."
"You should have stayed here."
"What for? There's a bigger market in Jersey."
"You always told me that in Kingston everything's legal...."
"As long as you don't get caught, I know baby. I gotta go where the money is."
"Where are you now?"
"Near Riway Prison. Fuckin' car ran out of gas, we had to push it a quarter mile into a gas station. Hang on a sec, Tweeter! Anyway, if your brother calls, you haven't heard from me, got it?"
"I understand. Please be careful."
"Don't you worry, baby. I'm almost done, asshole! Gimmie a minute!"
"You'll call me when you get to...."
"WHAT IS IT FOR CHRISSAKE? Oh shit..."
"What is it, Eddie?"
"Hang up, Monkey Man."
"Baby, what's going on? Is that John?"
"Put the gun down, John."
"You didn't think that this could last."
"Eddie! Let me talk to John!"
"...............*click*"
"No!"
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"Wha...what's going on, honey?" my husband asked, rolling over to see what all the noise was.
"Go back to sleep, darling." I whispered as I pulled on shorts and a tee shirt.
"Where are you going at this hour?"
I ignored his question and checked the magazine in my pistol. Bill had bought it for me when he started going away on business trips and made me keep it in my nightstand. Lightweight and compact, he had told me, the perfect gun for such a little lady. I bet he never thought I'd use it for something other than self-defense.
"What are you doing with that?" Bill asked, his eyes wide.
"It's best that you don't know."
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Submitted by ninja01 (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:29:39 EDT (#)
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You can't spell "Caulaincourt" without cocaine.
(Okay, so there's no "e" in his name, but C'MON! I bet the French spell it cocain!)
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This is truly the oddest collection of comments I've ever recieved on a post. You guys rule.
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Jonny, why did you only +1 my post? I thought it was pretty good.
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:03:37 EDT (#)
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I wanted a monkey. My sister promised me that once I got married, I could have a monkey, and I believed her because she's taller than me and was a wedding planner, and should know about marriages. Then I got married and my wife won't let me have a monkey, probably because she's drunk all the fucking time. And Irish. And suppose the monkey had an intervention for her being Irish. THat would be terribly embaressing to her, which just goes to show