Hatemadness: GnarlsBarkley (978 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.35 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Matt Maiorano (View user info) at 2007-05-17 15:57:24 EDT
Dear Gnarls,
You're like the Ryan Seacrest of Ubersite. Except Canadian. And manlier. In either case, nobody really pays much attention to you because when you aren't smiling for the camera with some smug little smile as if you won the Mediocrity Contest, you're masturbating with self-satisfaction and drooling all over yourself.
Much like Ryan Seacrest.
I'm not really one who's prone to making internet threats, but if we DO happen to cross paths, you'll end up looking like Fabio at Six Flags:
Long hair, full lips, and lots of blood.
Choke on your own vomit, you wretched cunt.
~ Matt
User Reviews
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-18 19:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really SHOULDN'T like it, but I do.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-05-18 11:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-18 10:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pff, you're the most hateful toward women here.
though i'm not sure uber chix count as women.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no need to be such a fucking asshole, you're the kind of guy who hates women because he's such a failure around them
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-05-18 08:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-18 08:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for Ryan Seacrest ref.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-05-17 23:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ooh! Ooh! Do me next!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-05-17 21:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-17 19:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take that. I just didn't want you rate based on thinking I'd done a cop-out due to the title...
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-05-17 19:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I did read the whole thing. It just didn't do it for me.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-17 19:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-17 19:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
$#()*&%$(*& DID YOU EVEN READ MORE THAN THE TITLE?!?!?!
SRSLY!!!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-17 18:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Gnarls,
You're like the Ryan Seacrest of Ubersite
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Thats all the hating you need really
Submitted by Nugk (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ehh.
Submitted by LisaD (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:13:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She looks like she eats cock for between meal snacks.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gnarls has a mustache too - i dig swarthy chicks
Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What was wrong with my post, Uniter?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the Seacrest comparison
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
EH
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no idea who Ryan Seacrest is but I hate him.
REALLY HATE HIM
But to be honest Gnarls is pretty hot.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HATE! HATE! HATE!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She does give her hair anywhere NEAR the attention Ryan Seacrest gives his.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Gnarls,
You're like the Ryan Seacrest of Ubersite
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Thats all the hating you need really
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Reference the O-tron post, or the HilarityEnsues.
That's some hate.
This......not so much
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd fuck her.
and you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pove-tite :-|
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She is pretty manly looking, isn't she?
TABARNAK!!!!!