I'm new (789 hits)
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Submitted by jigglypuff (View user info) at 2007-05-17 16:16:02 EDT
Hello!
Long time reader, first time poster!
Just to let you know I'm here (at last).
I'm 23, engaged, step monster etc.
Don't be too cruel to me till you get to know me!
I'm slightly mad, be it helps!
Any questions, I'm sure there will be space next to your -2's.
Happy Ubering.
Jiggly
User Reviews
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-08 19:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
RETAL ME PLEASE
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-18 10:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A long time reader would have seen at least one first post with all the same mistakes as you made here go over like a lead balloon.
So you're either lying or special needs. Either way, welcome. Wise up quick.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NO
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just fuck off.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-05-18 04:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Surely you didn't want your first post to be a "Hi, I'm me and I'm a bit CrAzY" fucking generec greeting first post bullshit!
Write something interesting and gud!
Cocksmuggler.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-17 22:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-17 19:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I need to see a picture, first.
I don't accept head from:
1) Chicks that weigh over 130
.................
Shlongy..., Shlongy. What to do with you.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-17 22:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can run on for a long time,
Run on for a long time,
Run on for a long time,
Sooner, or later, Jigglypuff'll cut you down.
Sooner, or later, Jigglypuff'll cut you down.
Go and tell that long tongue liar,
Go and tell that midnight rider,
Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter,
Tell 'em that Jigglypuff's gonna cut 'em down
Well my goodness gracious,
Let me tell you the news
My head's been wet with the midnight dew
I've been down on bended knee,
Talkin to the man from Galiee
He spoke to me in a voice so sweet,
I thought I heard the shuffle of angels feet
He called my name and my heart stood still,
When He said "John go do my will"
Go and tell that long tongue liar,
Go and tell that midnight rider,
Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter,
Tell 'em that Jigglypuff's gonna cut 'em down
You can run on for a long time,
Run on for a long time,
Run on for a long time,
Sooner, or later, Jigglypuff'll cut you down
Sooner, or later, Jigglypuff'll cut you down
You can throw your rock, hide your hand,
Workin in the dark against your fellow man
But as sure as Jigglypuff made black and white,
What's done in the dark,
Will be brought to the light
You can run on for a long time,
Run on for a long time,
Run on for a long time,
Sooner, or later, Jigglypuff'll cut you down
Sooner, or later, Jigglypuff'll cut you down
Go and tell that long tongue liar,
Go and tell that midnight rider,
Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter,
Tell 'em that Jigglypuff's gonna cut 'em down
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-17 19:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-17 19:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I need to see a picture, first.
I don't accept head from:
1) Chicks that weigh over 130
b) men
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-17 18:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy.....all you have to do is ask.......
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-17 18:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
awww shlongy want's some of my deap throat action!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-17 18:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd go with shitstain, cum makes me gag
Practice makes perfect, cumguzzler.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If there is such a thing as measurable units of BOSH then this post would be measured in units of negative BOSH
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I like the way you think.
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bored of slating me already?
i give my self a -2 for that!
Not really!
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto -2 for announcing your first post
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd go with shitstain, cum makes me gag
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So far you remind me of a stain, but I can't decide if it's a shitstain or a cumstain.
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK. This is one of my tinternet alters, but I've not been registered on here before.
Some seasoned chatters may know me as Stainy.
Submitted by LisaD (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, now that you can rate, here's a masterpiece:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101262
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Or say it's your "sisters" account
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SNAP!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter.
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NOOOOOOOOO!! Not my Pokemons!
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't have a sister, well, no-one near enough a sister that is old enough/intelligent enough to register to a site!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck to hell off.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'M IN UR CARD STACK
STEALING ALL UR POKEMONS
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Or say it's your "sisters" account
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-17 17:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice to think I'm capeable of an alter, but alas, no.
I've been reding this site, thanks to B@W, for a couple of months.
Sorry to ruin your conspiricy theory!!!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, at least you admit that you are an alter.
But, to pull it off you need to state "What's an alter? lol"
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If forced to choose, it would be Method.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post reeks of shitty alter.
Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't -2 me just because you think I'm writing a MySpace entry!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So you've just been a long time reader of words and not associating them with any particular individuals.
I see.
This does not bode well for you.
Now tell us, Shlongy or Method? Everyone has to pick a favorite.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
not myspace, blah blah, post something with content etc etc
-2 die etc etc
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, now that you can rate, here's a masterpiece:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101262
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Never been told I'm cute (I don't do cute).
In response to Orgasmatron, I'm not sure as I've never paid much attention to the author as I've not been able to rate.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 first post
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet someone once told you you're cute, and you've never let it go.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Long time reader huh?
What's your favorite post of mine HMMMMMMMMM?
Your future here depends on the answer.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like Jiggly.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
just use more exclamation points, you'll be fine!
Submitted by CaptainChloroform (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101683
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die Die Die Die Die.
Die
Just fucking Die.
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, could be worse, but hey.
Thanks for the small amount of support, I think I'll need it.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm the nice hippy so I'll +2.
BUT.
If your next post sucks I'll -2 your ass.
Peace out
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Don't trust her. She seems nice at first but then she eats your last popsicles, even when she knows grape is your favourite, and she finishes the milk and puts the carton back in the fridge EMPTY!
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ouch, you just broke every rule, but as they say "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm the nice hippy so I'll +2.
BUT.
If your next post sucks I'll -2 your ass.
Peace out
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If there is such a thing as measurable units of BOSH then this post would be measured in units of negative BOSH
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so, now we have a user named 'jigglypuff'
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"be it helps" is not even close to being a proper expression.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
not enough exclamation points! (!!)
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
for real?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-05-17 16:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mind-blowingly entertaining! TWO THUMBS UP