Reduce your time on uber to just a few keystrokes (1009 hits)
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Submitted by Dexter Brown (View user info) at 2007-05-17 21:43:55 EDT
Are you sick of fumbling to minimize your window everytime an employee walks by your desk? I know I am. Now you can get in and out of this godforsaken site in a matter of minutes, without having to sacrifice that witty repartee that everybody knows and adores.
I present to you, the Uberboard 3000. (Note that using combination keystrokes can further maximize your efficiency, i.e. WTF? + LOL! + PWND!)
User Reviews
Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2007-07-27 20:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-07-27 20:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're lacking the following, although they may merely be on the non-visible part of the keyboard.
- EPIC FAIL.
- F-HAIL STORM.
- As an Internet stranger who disagrees with me on this issue, you should in my opinion kill yourself. (You're going to need to make the text really small to fit that onto one key.)
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-07-27 19:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-07-27 19:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I've seen this fuckin'thing before. Still good though.
Now you have to invent a monitor that allows the user
"to reach out and choke someone" (I don't know maybe someone like...Oath)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-27 19:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-05-18 16:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-18 16:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I appreciate this sentiment, but I beg to differ...
Sometimes, you need that Olde World craftsmanship to properly flame a n00b, or write a shitpost.
Too often in this hurlyburly world we look for the quick fix, and neglect to slow down and smell the -2s.
Enjoy it while you can, kids, because next thing you know, you'll be singin' 'Where have all the Shlongys gone, long time passing?'...
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=( I believe that day will come sooner than we all think
JonnyX is right, for a change, you know...
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-27 19:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-19 11:16:34 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wheres the rape button! I cant rate any more experima posts without one.
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wtf
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-19 14:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wheres the rape button! I cant rate any more experima posts without one.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-07-19 14:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am surprised the print is not worn out on "STFU ETS" button
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-08 01:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Every time I see this - I smile.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-08 01:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
102 keys of awesome
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-08 00:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
great post, have another +2.
but needs more ATTN GHEY MENZ, rape, rape, rape, and WTF I'm not reading all that.
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-05-19 00:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeh great
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-05-18 22:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love stuff that looks like it would have taken ages to get right.
Submitted by fuck_button (user info) at 2007-05-18 22:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want one!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-18 21:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
where is the NSFW button?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-18 21:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhh yes
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
uber classic right here....
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-05-18 16:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-18 16:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I appreciate this sentiment, but I beg to differ...
Sometimes, you need that Olde World craftsmanship to properly flame a n00b, or write a shitpost.
Too often in this hurlyburly world we look for the quick fix, and neglect to slow down and smell the -2s.
Enjoy it while you can, kids, because next thing you know, you'll be singin' 'Where have all the Shlongys gone, long time passing?'...
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=( I believe that day will come sooner than we all think
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-05-18 16:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-18 16:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I appreciate this sentiment, but I beg to differ...
Sometimes, you need that Olde World craftsmanship to properly flame a n00b, or write a shitpost.
Too often in this hurlyburly world we look for the quick fix, and neglect to slow down and smell the -2s.
Enjoy it while you can, kids, because next thing you know, you'll be singin' 'Where have all the Shlongys gone, long time passing?'...
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-18 14:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh fuck yeah!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-18 10:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awefuckinsome!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Definately take two of those.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-18 08:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take 4 of these, please.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-05-18 08:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-18 08:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Necessity is a mother.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-05-18 06:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha! The shit, man!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-18 06:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent idea.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-05-18 06:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-05-18 04:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOW! - Damn good work. Almost as funny as the GPF of the baby getting kicked in the face!
Bang on mate, bang on.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-18 03:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
genius.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-18 03:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-05-18 03:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-05-18 03:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry. I only have the prototype and it cost me $12K USD to develop!
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-05-18 03:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will pay you 15 euros for this keyboard.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-18 01:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very clever
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-05-18 01:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by street-pirate (user info) at 2007-05-18 01:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-17 21:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That STFU Maltese button would save a million man hours a year alone!
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One would expect to wear the paint off this one in a week.
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I considered making the paint worn on the "Create Alter" key and calling it Method's keyboard, but alas decided against it.
Submitted by street-pirate (user info) at 2007-05-18 01:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-17 21:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That STFU Maltese button would save a million man hours a year alone!
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One would expect to wear the paint off this one in a week.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-05-18 00:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thats cool
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-05-18 00:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-05-17 21:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What?
No Goatse button?
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Goatse and tub girl are on teh right hand side!
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-05-18 00:25:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-17 22:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the spacebar reads "what the hell man ,if they comin at you..." I imagine?
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Yes, that would fit nicely
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-18 00:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2007-05-17 23:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic!
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-05-17 23:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Genius
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-17 23:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-05-17 22:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dasher, Dancer ... Prancer ... Nixon, Comet, Cupid ... Donna Dixon.
-- Homer Simpson
Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
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i hit my shift key and this appeared ^^^^
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-05-17 22:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-17 22:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant. I would buy it in a heart beat.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-17 22:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-17 22:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the spacebar reads "what the hell man ,if they comin at you..." I imagine?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-05-17 22:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tengo un gato en mis pantalones.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2007-05-17 22:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellente! Me gusta la bicicleta!!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-05-17 22:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is brilliant.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-17 22:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-17 21:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very nice.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-17 21:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha..
and what everyone else below said.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-05-17 21:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What?
No Goatse button?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-17 21:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That STFU Maltese button would save a million man hours a year alone!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-17 21:45:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOW MUCH YOU WANT FOR THAT?! I'm willing to pay up to 50 auto +2s.