HateMadness: Apollo88, You Pussy Bitch (747 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.63 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by AsshOly (View user info) at 2007-05-18 05:32:40 EDT
I like you, if by "like" I mean "detest", you fucking scumbag.
You are a Grade-A piece of shit: explosive diarrhea, the type you somehow find on the ceiling after the force of your retching colon blasts your ass off the porcelain the night before and you pass out in a pool of ass juice. That's you. I hate you with such vigor I can't help but find amusement in the fact that you exist.
I heard you once punched a small child in the face for tapping you on the shoulder. What is the matter with you? Did your parents not beat your ass enough when you were a child, or is it the fact that you're a rabid follower of women's sports that you feel you need to emphasize your masculinity by pummeling toddlers? Big strong man. I hope I don't run into you in a dark alley late at night seventeen years ago when I was four, you big bitch. My ninety-five-pound sister would break your face so bad you'd be pretty.
Let's talk about your dome. God damn. What can be said here that hasn't been? Can you talk to aquatic life with that thing, you hydrocephalic freak? If you get angry near the ocean, do whales happen to wash upon the shore? If I was your father, I would have taken you to the marina and used that weather balloon on your shoulders as a buoy off the side of my swordfishing boat before your poor mother could even get a look at you. "It was SIDS," I'd tell her.
I hate you.
I hate you for giving my father herpes.
I hate you for your soccer loving ways.
I hate you for carving "I love licking assholes" in the bathroom wall.
I hate you for having the same first name as my ex-girlfriend and a last name I do not know how to pronounce.
I hate you for buttering your hot dog buns, Nancy.
I hate you for faking shandy's death.
Actually I don't care about that one.
I really hate you for the fact that it's 4:30 in the morning and I wrote this instead of going to sleep. That's how much I hate you.
Fuck you.
User Reviews
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-14 22:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't hate me. We can be friends. I can change, I promise!
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-14 03:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
stop copying my comments and agreeing with them, you ass-fucker. I hate you.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-14 03:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-14 03:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
instant classic!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-14 03:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
instant classic!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-19 15:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-19 15:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Always remember others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them.
And then you destroy yourself.
~ Dick Nixon
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-19 06:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-19 05:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-19 02:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I should have written a hate post about all of you degenerates. Get outta my face.
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-05-19 00:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You got the worst poster on uber and you made this? Fucking meh...
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-19 00:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh...
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2007-05-18 23:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not sure if I want to -2 this because it sucks really, really bad or because Apollo is my intarweb friend. So you get the benefit of the doubt.
But I'm leaning toward the suckage.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-05-18 20:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A +1 because I'm a nice guy <hurl>.
You could have mentioned his parents sexual habits with farm animals. You could have told him you wouldn't piss down his throat if his guts were on fire. You could have told him you've wiped better off of your shoe. But, you didn't. :(
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-18 18:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
should have done it for Zebra
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-18 11:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This lacks emotion.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2007-05-18 11:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
plus he's fat and gay.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:51:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you'd think with a head like that, the weight distribution might keep him alive on the string.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The head in the picture is realistically proportional.
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hahahahaha!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The head in the picture is realistically proportional.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-18 08:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the pic.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-18 05:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hate really isn't my forte. I make no apologies. I do like my drawring, though.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-18 05:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Weaksauce I'm afraid.
You can't just go around calling people names. You've got to actually be funny. To do that you either have to genuinly like the person and be able to adopt proper banter or really hate the person and attack their flaws.
You've got to actually be funny though, that's the key.