HateMadness: The wrath of Drogo falls on SkrapMetal (493 hits)
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Submitted by drogoroch (View user info) at 2007-05-18 06:52:01 EDT
How do I hate thee?
Let me count the ways; something which may take a while seeing as I can't count past 3 and sadly lost all my fingers and toes in a terrible incident involving a rather innocuous looking piece of fruit, I shall tell you about it sometime.
When I set out on my quest to find things to hate about SkrapMetal I thought that my path would be a long and barren one; very much like my none existent womb. Sadly I discovered this not to be the case.
No sooner had I clicked on his despicable first post http://www.ubersite.com/m/75651 than I felt the burning sensation of fresh bile rising in my throat.
But why? I hear the midgets in the cheap seats ask. Well allow me to explain. This is nothing more than a post about his homosexual foreplay with a horny Truck driver coming to meet him to 'Deliver His New Car' a Euphemism if ever I heard one.
"But that sounds perfectly innocent to me." Again the annoying Midget; no doubts a SkrapMetal fag hag, screams from the Paupers balcony.
This is in no way innocent. Yes I can see that on the surface it seems like the truck driver is just a random Joe Smo who speaks in a very weird random way; but sadly it is not.
No my friends what we have here is 'Phone Foreplay' between GheyMetal and Horny Trucker. Let us look:
Me: "I'm in the strip mall parking lot in a gray pickup truck, right near the entrance, across from the Sheriff's office."
Him: "Uh... Can we do this somewhere else?"
Hmm Clearly the Trucker is happy with his chosen source of sexual gratification; seeing as it has now been made legal. PaedoMetal is not so sure though. The mere fact that he is Ghey is not good enough reason to hate this despicable excuse of a human being, no. The Fact that he is a Brownie Hunting, cum guzzling, Homo Sexual pederast is not why I hate him so; The drogo believes that people should be allowed to live with their perversions however they like them. What really makes the Drogo's thin blood boil is the fact that SemenMetal is so 'ASHAMED' of his chosen route of ass penetrating pleasure that he lives in denial afraid to cum out and feel the sun on his pasty, cum covered, greasy Homo skin. More inclined to hunch over the internet whacking off over young boy pictures.
Nothing makes The Drogo angrier than people who are afraid to let their true self out. Well actually there is quite a lot that makes him angry; such as the fact that some fucking arsehole reversed into his car the other day, no doubts another evil Disease ridden Midget Minion of Fag Metal.
So after reading this first, on the surface, innocent post I knew that I would be able to hate. I knew that I would not have to go much further before I found something so terrible that would make me know for certain that HateMetal truly was the Anti-Christ on earth; hell bent, emphasis on bent, to bring the world crashing down to an apocalyptic end, not unlike some of the tales written on this site.
Personally I don't want this to happen. I want to stop him in his tracks before he can complete his dastardly plot to unleash his evil Toxic waste Homo Hell Spawn on the dieing world.
Follow me for further evidence of his evilness:
Look at the house that Skrap Built. Look at the evil Gnomes guarding the entrance; surely everyone knows Gnomes are evil: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77153
Look how he plans to infect Rabbits with a new form of toxic disease that will spread to humans and give us all a strange Flu/Myxomatosis mix: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77254 my eyes weep in readiness.
Yet more evidence of him getting the animals in and infecting them to use as soldiers of doom against us: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79368
Other than his shy Homosexuality what reason do we have to hate our Metal of Skrap? Well here follows the list of all his atrocities:
1) He is responsible for the cross over of Monkey AIDS to the human population. It's true he told me in this email:
From: SkrapFag
To: The Drogo
SUBJECT: Teh Ghey AIDS
I did it mwaaahahahahahahaha; I gone fucked some disease ridden Monkey in his no no hole; then I raped me a few Gheys and Voila!
Kind Regards
DiseasedMetal
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2) He is also responsible for Poverty. As proved by this email:
From: Poverty-is-my-friend-Metal
To: Getting slightly disturbed Drogo
SUBJECT POVERTY RULES BABY
Well I god done and done it. That sanctimonious prick, Bob Geldoff, told me that all I needed was to save the equivalent of the price of half a stick of gum and send it to him to end world poverty. I bought me some gum and chewed it all up before sending my chewed specimen to the cunt.
Die fat bellied dark children, die! If you're really that hungry eat the flies that crawl around your dried cracked lips.
Kindest Regards
My Balls Itch and smell Metal
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3) And last, but by no means least, Global warming. It is his entire fault that the planet is heating up so amazingly quickly, and not actually the fact that the planet naturally cools and heats and stuff over thousands of years. Email bellow proves it:
From: I'm a shining Supernova Metal
To: Living in a bunker shaking in fear Drogo
SUBJECT We don't need no water let the mother fucker Burn!
I just farted; and the heat and noxious vapors that just spewed from the exit to my diseased and corrupted body just killed all the plants in my house.
I have opened all the windows and I'm currently Chowing down on some extra spicy Chili and Vandaloo mix.
I'm Blowing up the outside world baby yeah!!
Big Love and Syphilitic Kisses
Herpes Metal.
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So there we have it. There is more, so much more that I could tell you but I feel the Weeping pustulated gaze from his Evil Japs Eye falling on me from the tower of Mount Metal. So I will away my friends. Hopefully you will join with me in your out and out hatred for this despicable creature that hides amongst us.
Fare thee well friends; if we do not meet in this life maybe we shall be able to share a pint in the next, that's if you come down to hell with me because if you go to pansy heaven then you aint getting nothing fun.
Bye
p.s Did I mention that he is a Jew too?
User Reviews
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-19 19:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-19 16:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a dirty hobbit and she's a sexy elf so she might be... "Oh! You dirty hobbit. Take off my bodkin and my jerkin." "Oh, yeah... pixie ears. But that sword." What if she was a hobbit slayer? I'd just use my enchanted amulet. "Yeah. Yield to me, hobbit-slayer. You will touch my magic cock."
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-19 15:42:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-19 15:24:02 EDT (#)
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Always remember others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them.
And then you destroy yourself.
~ Dick Nixon
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-05-18 20:54:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-18 20:17:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-18 10:41:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-18 10:26:42 EDT (#)
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HE'S JEWSIH?
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No. Farthest thing from it, I believe.
Nice hate here.
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What exactly is the farthest thing from Jewsih?
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Dry. Dry is the opposite of Jewsih (juicy). BWAHAHAHAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!11!!!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-18 20:17:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-18 10:41:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-18 10:26:42 EDT (#)
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HE'S JEWSIH?
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No. Farthest thing from it, I believe.
Nice hate here.
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What exactly is the farthest thing from Jewsih?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well put together
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-18 13:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was quite well done, I'd say. If I were a lesser man, if I were the type of man who considers the thoughts of others as equal to his own, if I wasn't utterly insulated by my oversized and armor-plated ego, this might have even caused me some momentary twinge of self doubt. But I'm not, so it didn't.
If there's another HateMadness, I'm in. <trudges off to the sidelines, looking down, muttering> I am NOT a Jew...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This match-up should be cancelled due to lack of interest.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-18 10:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-18 10:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HE'S JEWSIH?
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No. Farthest thing from it, I believe.
Nice hate here.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-18 10:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HE'S JEWSIH?
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-05-18 10:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Prime example why the Brits are unmatched in dry humour.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good hate
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:01:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:00:38 EDT (#)
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Jebus it's just so random!
and chock full of hatoraid. Sweet, sweet, hatoraid.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-18 08:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the emails and accusation of him being a joo.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-18 08:29:13 EDT (#)
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This here contest is actually churning out some good stuff.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-05-18 06:54:02 EDT (#)
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Disclaimer: I love the Metal guy really.
Skrapmetal is not really responsible for global warming or World Poverty.
Unfortunately I can't confirm or deny the rumours about Aids and him being a Joo.
*Love ya really Metal mate*