Hatemadness: Nothing's Foolproof... or Foolproof is nothing.. meh. Can't bring myself to care. (1298 hits)
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Submitted by Circe <fickle.muse.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-05-18 07:32:15 EDT
For fuck's sake, who keeps letting D-listers into these contests? No offence or anything, but I'd prefer to write hate about someone I've actually ever heard of ever, rather than tracking down their user info and reading through their mediocre shitposts to get an idea of who they are.
I was surprised to find that Foolproof, god bless him, has posted 121 times more than I have. That's 329 posts of worthless cuntfuckery, and I'd never heard of him before. But I was gratified to learn that he's been trying.
It turned out to be waste of my time anyway, because I can't hate on this guy. It's not because he's funny (he's not) or clever (he isn't) or entertaining (only as far as scratching myself and drooling can entertain me), but because I'm simply not the kind of person who can manufacture hate for the less fortunate. I can't hate Foolproof for the same reason you can't execute children or the mentally retarded (except in Texas and Saudi Arabia) - they're simply not able to be held accountable for their actions.
He's an attention-seeking, whiny little tard whose main claim to fame is "feuding" with other attention seeking tards. He IS what's wrong with this website - fuck it, he's what's wrong with the world. He exists mainly below the radar, where the people with brains and diginity don't really notice him, and he has these little battles with the other citizens of that underworld and they tell each other it really does matter, no really, it does, we're important too!
It's like sewer rats battling over a particularly corn-laden chunk of shit. We don't want it, and we don't know that they're fighting, but to these six-car pileups on the autobahn of evolution it's all vitally important.
But none of this can lead to real, venomous hate of the kind that we thrive on. There's more a feeling of weary disgust, condescending tolerance, or simply blank and unfocused disdain.
I apologise for being unable to work up enough interest in this guy (whose name I've forgotten and can't be bothered scrolling to look for) to manufacture some quality hate, but meh. It's not as though he's gonna read it anyway - he's strictly a picture guy.
User Reviews
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-03-10 19:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I was around enough for someone to do one of these for me.
-P
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-10-22 01:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-13 22:17:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-24 14:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-24 13:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Post something.
Submitted by Alter (user info) at 2007-09-26 22:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, Comment.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-03 18:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UBER GO ROUND 2007 - Round 2 Matches and Tittles (Rating: 1,26 on 131 reviews, last by Fey 7 minutes ago)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2007-08-28 13:00:19 EDT
Rating: 2 (#)
The thing is, the story I'm writing refuses to condense and I don't have the time or inspiration to write a new one. Help.
Seriously, anybody out there interested in being emailed my story so far to give me feedback?
________
Rescue me, Circe.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-13 23:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-13 22:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I understand the concept of what you're getting at. However you sort of put yourself down on "Their level" by taking this much time to write about how they're insignifigant and unworthy of the time of someone as high up as you. Kind of shoot yourself in the foot by taking 6 paragraphs to say it. For that you fail. Please die.
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It was a contest. You're an idiot.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2007-08-13 23:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I could sustain myself for indefinite eternities solely on the words that drip from your pen.
Like "cuntfuckery". That was a good one.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-13 22:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I understand the concept of what you're getting at. However you sort of put yourself down on "Their level" by taking this much time to write about how they're insignifigant and unworthy of the time of someone as high up as you. Kind of shoot yourself in the foot by taking 6 paragraphs to say it. For that you fail. Please die.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-13 22:17:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:37:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-24 14:41:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-24 13:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Post something.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-19 16:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-24 14:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-24 13:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Post something.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-24 13:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Post something.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-07-17 04:19:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-07-17 03:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You gotta post something, I just got a new computer and want to read something good on it.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-11 07:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Come back.
<is incredibly selfish>
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-06-29 10:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd say something incredibly selfish like "come back" were it not for two things. 1. It's incredibly selfish. And 2. I suspect it wouldn't do me any good.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-24 14:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-24 13:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Post something.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-24 13:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Post something.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-20 17:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Charlilot (user info) at 2007-05-20 01:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-20 01:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-19 15:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Always remember others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them.
And then you destroy them. NIXON SMASH!!
~ Dick Nixon
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-20 01:17:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-20 01:17:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-20 01:17:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-19 15:41:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-19 15:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Always remember others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them.
And then you destroy yourself.
~ Dick Nixon
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-19 05:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*high five*
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2007-05-18 23:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The opposite of love is not hate . . . it's apathy.
And that is why, in terms of a hate-post, this is art.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-05-18 21:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
god this is lame. i mean that in a general sense.
i mean, dont you have some spawn to follow around for things to blog about?
Oooh...
****
Did Id mean lame, or lame'? He sounds like a cloth kind of guy.
Meh.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-18 20:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is what I'm talking about. I wish I had gotten Foolproof though.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-05-18 18:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, nice --- all that single mother of two children from two different fathers rage just must have boiled over.
Just kidding, you know I think you're great.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is nothing, you should see her slap around the dutchman - quite entertaining
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-18 16:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's nothing in the world like Circe hate.
Nothing.
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-05-18 13:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow.. must remember not to piss off Circe.... ever
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-18 13:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108389
Oh, c'mon!
Mine had pictures, people.
PICTURES!
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, C1ndy.
Hey, Filthy and AshK and other bitches I don't ever see anymore.
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Hello you slutty little tart, you.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
god this is lame. i mean that in a general sense.
i mean, dont you have some spawn to follow around for things to blog about?
Oooh...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We never cyber anymore.
I'd give you a +3 if I could, for walking out on SUPA with me.
I'd also give you the hard salami, as a bonus.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this is the same approach I used on HIV900 ever so long ago.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, C1ndy.
Hey, Filthy and AshK and other bitches I don't ever see anymore.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:05:19 EDT (#)
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Saccy, I just didn't want you to be disappointed. I know you like it when I treat you bad.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha, not so "foolproof". Or something!
Hey Circe.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-18 11:59:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In a good mood when you wrote this, I see. You've said meaner things to me during sex.*
*while I was begging you to have sex with me
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 11:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you +2'd one of my posts the other day.
it made me all warm and fuzzy inside.
good hate.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-05-18 11:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Clocking in for ass licking duty.
Nice one.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-18 11:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmmm...
Taste the Hate.
*SLUUUURRP*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-18 11:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-18 10:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-05-18 10:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I WAS GOING TO DO THIS EXACT SAME THING ABOUT ASHOLY.
I MEAN WHO THE FUCK *IS* HE?
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-05-18 10:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So very very hatey.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is way too drawn out, I would have just called him ugly, like you you ugly cunt
Submitted by Ozymandias (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"It's like sewer rats battling over a particularly corn-laden chunk of shit. We don't want it, and we don't know that they're fighting, but to these six-car pileups on the autobahn of evolution it's all vitally important. "
Poignant and eloquent in its mental imagery...
Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
actually brilliant. funny and cool. cool baby, cool.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-18 08:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very ladylike Circe, very ladylike indeed.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-18 08:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
(by which I mean; my adulation knows no bounds)
<playing the sycophantic hand she's been dealt to the hilt>
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-05-18 08:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
[ejaculates]
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-05-18 08:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"but to these six-car pileups on the autobahn of evolution it's all vitally important."
bwaaaa haaa haaaa!
I'm stealing that.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-18 08:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This just in from FoxNews.com - 1 in 3 a minority.
1 in 3 is a minority? Yes, that would be the definition of a minority.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-18 08:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm betting this months salary on Circe for the win.
Anyone wanna cover me?
No?
Oh well, it was worth a try, I guess.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-18 07:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will be honored to be taken out by pig fucker here.
Could have been worse. I could have lost to Oathmeal or rob_berg.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-18 07:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Niiiice.
Good Lynnie *pets head*
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-18 07:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, c'mon.
I'm at least a C-lister!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-05-18 07:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B list is the new A list according to the british press spending so much time tracking down such well known 'Stars' as "That weird obnoxious Fat slag from the big Brother house who everyone hates but still manages to make an absolute fortune out of being a fat obnoxious slag; did I mention she is fat too?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-18 07:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Venemous.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-05-18 07:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That'll do, gnomey. That'll do.
Let the sycophant parade begin!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-18 07:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I strive to be a solid B-lister someday