anal penetration (1226 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.57 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2007-05-18 08:50:15 EDT
He was a boi, she was a girl
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He was a punk, she did ballet
What more can I say?
He wanted her, she'd never tell
secretly she wanted him as well.
But all of her friends stuck up there nose
they had a problem with his baggy clothes.
He was a cancer boi, she said see ya later boi
he wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space
she needed to come back down to earth.
five years from now, she sits at home
feeding the baby
she's all alone
she turns on tv
guess who she sees
cancer boi rockin' up MTV.
she calls up her friends, they already know
and they've all got tickets to see his show
she tags along and stands in the crowd
looks up at the boi that she turned down.
He was a cancer boi,she said see ya later boi
he wasn't good enough for her
now he's a super star
slamin' on his guitar
does your pretty face see what he's worth?
sorry girl but you missed out
well tuff luck that boi's mine now
we are more than just good friends
this is how the story ends
too bad that you couldn't see
see that man that boi could be
there is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside
He's just a boi, and i'm just a girl
can I make it anymore obvious?
we are in love, haven't you heard
how we rock each others world
I'm with the cancer boi, I said see ya later boi
i'll be back stage after the show
i'll be at a studio
singing the song we wrote
about a girl you used to know
school in summertime solo
User Reviews
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2007-05-20 19:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus 2 for this review--
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think anal rape is safe. I've heard stories about clenching causing massive damage to the foreskin unless you hold her down and smear her bumhole with lube.
I don't know though, maybe I just don't have the commitment and drive to be a rapist
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-20 18:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-05-20 17:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-19 15:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
a rare swing and a miss from you
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hell no
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-05-18 11:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-05-18 11:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What degree, fuckhead? Having said that, what uni? Like, UWS or something? I dunno, fucken ignore me...
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-18 10:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA
...you dick
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-05-18 10:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fair enough. If you could do one after that though it'd be awesome.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no, I'm 6 months off graduating, and if I fail something and have to add another semester I think I'll have to suicide
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can you do another hilarious flash animation Sqautty? I'm a huge fan of those. The ETS one was hilarious.
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Riiiight, so you changed ONE word. Well done.
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several times, demi-nigger
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think anal rape is safe. I've heard stories about clenching causing massive damage to the foreskin unless you hold her down and smear her bumhole with lube.
I don't know though, maybe I just don't have the commitment and drive to be a rapist.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-05-18 09:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Riiiight, so you changed ONE word. Well done.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-18 08:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMYmG6drFsY
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-18 08:54:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would rather be buttraped than listen to Avril.
Well, maybe not. But you get the idea.