Hatemadness® - Thorpe, Imo keel joo until you die from it (1257 hits)
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Submitted by Adam™ (View user info) at 2007-05-18 11:43:56 EDT
Dear Thorpe,
Or should I say Bruce "g'day little kiddies" Walawalabingbang
http://www.sexcriminals.com/news-archive/featured-200503.html
What, you didn't think I'd find out about your little secret did you?
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21758075-1702,00.html
Well I guess you should realize that once I paid bart-bart 57 gold dabloons for your personal information that it was really only a matter of time before I found out about your checkered past.
"Perth-AP News
Last night police conducted a raid on a suspected paedophile and child pornography baron's house. Magistrate Ken "Throw anotha shrimp on tha Barbie" Odwalla described the raid as "pretty typical" noting that "we've been here 15 times in the last year alone"
Police were seen taking multiple boxes filled with sex toys, explicit videos, and children's clothing and costumes from the residence. At one point a private company was contracted to help move the estimated 3 tonnes of evidence.
Today, Thorpe's lawyer, a Mr. Danger Ranger was in Australia district court filing a special injunction and trying to get some of the items back.
"My client is innocent, SHAMONE"
"He might like to dress up in little girls clothes, and he might collect my little ponies and have tea parties with his imaginary friends, and he might like to pretend to get raped in a crazy BSDM scenario by his favorite teddy bear Shlongy, but there is nothing wrong with that legally speaking"
Thorpe is currently out on his own reconisance, after his appearance at the local jail sparked riots, even from the homosexual community, that they feared for their safety around Thorpe
One inmate was quoted as saying " I just couldn't take it, I'd be there eating my lunch and shit, and he'd just be like right up on me all jerking off that little tiny excuse for a penis and yelling profanities about how fucking good something he stuck up his ass felt"
"It just made me feel uncomfortable, and I raped and killed my entire family"
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I can't believe that it took me this long to uncover the truth about Thorpe, and it got me thinking, what else is he hiding?
So I did some digging
Thorpe registers on January 6, 2005 the same exact day that Nancy Kerrigan was clubbed in the leg by Tonya Harding's accomplice; 11 years prior.
Also on the same day that Syd Barrett, Malcom Young and Rowan Atkinson were born
It's ALSO the same day that Gregor Mendel, FDR and Dizzy Gillepse died.
Coincidence?
I THINK NOT!
Think about it 01/06/05 = 0.033333 and Nancy Kerrigan was hit in intervals of 13.26 seconds 11 years ago = 4377 or upside down spells HELL?
KEEP IN MIND THAT THIS GUY IS ALSO A FITLTHY FUCKING JOO
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So what to do about it?
I MUST KILL THE THORPE.
So I devised a plan.
I built a tesla coil in my backyard and hooked it up to an improvised lightning gun.
I then placed a clever sign in my front yard that read "Free pie if your name is thorpe" and cautiously waited.
After many many beers, a blackout, and I'm sure some domestic violence....
Success!
Only I was saddend to find out that it it wasn't him, or that scourge jerk.
But I won't give up. My plan will work. I will get you you mother fucker
I hate you. I hate you for being Australian. I hate you for being you. I hate you for ...fuck it I don't need a reason.
Come on over and visit, you can swim in my pool around back. I've got some free pie!
User Reviews
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-05-30 23:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-18 18:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I gotta get me a weapon that does that
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Tesla coil from C&C: Red Alert
Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2007-05-30 23:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pasadena in the hizzzzzouse. What. What.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have another +2 b/c you not only know where AACo is, but have resided there. At least someone other than me knows this speck on the map.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-20 18:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-19 15:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-19 15:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Always remember others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them.
And then you destroy yourself.
~ Dick Nixon
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-19 05:29:09 EDT (#)
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Looks cool with the (R) thingie.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2007-05-18 23:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-18 18:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I gotta get me a weapon that does that
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<Talking sideways, as if TRYING to look away, but is unable to pry eyes away> Yeah . . . yeah . . . me too.
Also, those sandals are just the cutest things EVAR! <squeal>
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-18 18:08:09 EDT (#)
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I gotta get me a weapon that does that
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:35:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-18 16:47:27 EDT (#)
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Hey, give us the link to the site where you found the pics. Something doesn't seem right about them.
The burn edges are too clean and crisp. I've seen similar things and there is usually an area of blackenedd or cooked flesh around the site.
Photoshoped methinks? (not accusing you, Adam)
Ima going to show them to the pathologist when he gets back into the lab
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You might know, what's up with all the weird bruising?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:31:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-18 16:47:27 EDT (#)
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Hey, give us the link to the site where you found the pics. Something doesn't seem right about them.
The burn edges are too clean and crisp. I've seen similar things and there is usually an area of blackenedd or cooked flesh around the site.
Photoshoped methinks? (not accusing you, Adam)
Ima going to show them to the pathologist when he gets back into the lab.
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I have no idea where I got it from
I have a folder on my computer where I save anything interesting that I might come across, but I remember that the description was of an Iraqi trying to hang an IED on a power line. Could have come from anywhere as I was on a kick for a bit trying to find the most awesome Iraq war picture I could.
Sorry
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-18 16:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, give us the link to the site where you found the pics. Something doesn't seem right about them.
The burn edges are too clean and crisp. I've seen similar things and there is usually an area of blackenedd or cooked flesh around the site.
Photoshoped methinks? (not accusing you, Adam)
Ima going to show them to the pathologist when he gets back into the lab.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-18 16:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually though, as horrible as it is for the people who find the bodies, this would be a quick and painless way to die.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-18 16:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-18 15:20:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-18 14:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jeezus, what the fuck happened to that guy...
Damn.
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It's a picture of an Iraqi insurgent. He was trying to hook an IED to a low hanging electrical transmission line, when he suddenly found himself grounded.
Most people don't realize how insanely deadly high voltage is. An arc of electricity is around the temperature of the surface of the sun. It doesn't burn you, it vaporizes your skin. So remember if you ever meet anyone who tells you they were shocked by high voltage or know someone who was they're probably lying.
Another case of this was that college kid from Indiana or whatever who they found in a high voltage room after he'd been missing for a month or so. He leaned up against the box and was fried to a crisp. He probably only smoked for a minute tops, after that there was no decomp because he was a crispy fucking critter.
I went to a funeral of a family friend a few years back, he was apprenticing as an electrician when he died. As an apprentice it was his job to always go around the job site nad clean up. Well, he was cleaning in the main power room of the Baltimore Convention center and opened one of the doors to a the major transformer (nobody knows why) and the electromagnetic force pulled him in.
He had a closed casket funeral. According to my father, who saw him shortly afterwards, there was very little left. His clothes and skin were completely gone, even his bones were burnt.
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This is true.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-18 15:20:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-18 14:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jeezus, what the fuck happened to that guy...
Damn.
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It's a picture of an Iraqi insurgent. He was trying to hook an IED to a low hanging electrical transmission line, when he suddenly found himself grounded.
Most people don't realize how insanely deadly high voltage is. An arc of electricity is around the temperature of the surface of the sun. It doesn't burn you, it vaporizes your skin. So remember if you ever meet anyone who tells you they were shocked by high voltage or know someone who was they're probably lying.
Another case of this was that college kid from Indiana or whatever who they found in a high voltage room after he'd been missing for a month or so. He leaned up against the box and was fried to a crisp. He probably only smoked for a minute tops, after that there was no decomp because he was a crispy fucking critter.
I went to a funeral of a family friend a few years back, he was apprenticing as an electrician when he died. As an apprentice it was his job to always go around the job site nad clean up. Well, he was cleaning in the main power room of the Baltimore Convention center and opened one of the doors to a the major transformer (nobody knows why) and the electromagnetic force pulled him in.
He had a closed casket funeral. According to my father, who saw him shortly afterwards, there was very little left. His clothes and skin were completely gone, even his bones were burnt.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-18 14:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jeezus, what the fuck happened to that guy...
Damn.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-05-18 13:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 11:53:54 EDT (#)
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Thorpe registers on January 6, 2005 the same exact day that Nancy Kerrigan was clubbed in the leg by Tonya Harding's accomplice; 11 years prior.
Submitted by ninja01 (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:30:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:29:22 EDT (#)
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of course it wasn't me, ballsack.
the sign specifically said your wife's pie was free for thorpes only.
i laughed at this one.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:08:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-05-18 11:59:12 EDT (#)
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I like it because Danger ranger has a cameo.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 11:53:54 EDT (#)
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Thorpe registers on January 6, 2005 the same exact day that Nancy Kerrigan was clubbed in the leg by Tonya Harding's accomplice; 11 years prior.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-18 11:51:30 EDT (#)
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Can you actually be a pedophile if you're underage and look 14?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-18 11:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yeah, it sure didn't BUT...You do have that Trademeark R thing going, which is always worth a point.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-18 11:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This makes no real sense now that I went back and read it