one for your dartboard shlongy (1006 hits)
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Submitted by jigglypuff (View user info) at 2007-05-18 16:56:41 EDT
Hello
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Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-29 15:17:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:03:49 EDT (#)
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yeah, ADHD means not liking to be still for longer than a second
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Bullshit.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-29 15:17:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAH....
Oh, its not really funny I know.
Really, its rather sad.
However, someone posts THIS on uber.
ahh, TGIF.
Wait, thank the calender.
Least I can SEE that.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-31 21:38:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
is he sweating on account of the odour your diseased teeth and gums are emitting?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-31 20:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WHERE'S MY MAGNIFYING GLASS???
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:42:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Eh, it is what it is. Her teeth look like tar-flavored chiclets.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:36:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:34:55 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:32:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-18 18:44:53 PDT (#)
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LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU LOJOPE
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:27:33 PDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I like your hair.
http://www.1800contacts.com
http://www.britesmile.com
http://www.whosthattrollbehindyou.com
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Pure evil in reviewing.
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I agree, brite smile was funny though. I like the oven, though.
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Dude, britesmile is at least a real place. I thought the "trollbehindyou" part was the mean part. Funny, though.
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:34:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-18 18:44:53 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU LOJOPE
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:27:33 PDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I like your hair.
http://www.1800contacts.com
http://www.britesmile.com
http://www.whosthattrollbehindyou.com
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Pure evil in reviewing.
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I agree, brite smile was funny though. I like the oven, though.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:32:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-18 18:44:53 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU LOJOPE
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:27:33 PDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I like your hair.
http://www.1800contacts.com
http://www.britesmile.com
http://www.whosthattrollbehindyou.com
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Pure evil in reviewing.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:10:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lmao
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-21 08:49:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-05-18 21:52:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh lord
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Bart for Prez '08
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"Read my lips...no new alters."
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-21 04:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Forced greeting sez what?
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-21 01:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice reviews
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-05-21 00:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like Winnie Cooper's autistic cousin.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-05-20 23:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uh... ok
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-20 18:39:24 EDT (#)
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Uber please note - this is not a true reflection of British women in general. Thank you.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-20 18:30:28 EDT (#)
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this needs a nasa transmission
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-19 15:17:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-05-19 13:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus, I need a microscope to even view that little picture.
And although I did request seeing "some hole" on numerous occassions, I thought it was pretty clear that I didn't mean I wanted to see some asshole in the picture next to you.
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haha
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-05-19 11:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
yikes!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-05-19 06:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
while i am aware that jigglypuff is the most lethal character in all the smash brothers games, i am also aware that you're either a) a shitty alter or b) just plain shitty.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-05-19 06:36:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CrazyHorse (user info) at 2007-05-19 07:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
It's 2:44... Do you know where your giant heads are?
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holy shit biscuit that's funny.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-19 05:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Uber is VERY shallow about looks - I've posted some good ones of me and some godawful ones too. Good for you for not caring.
I bet you have a nice personality.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-18 23:25:21 EDT (#)
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Why didn't you just come out and say you were a conjoined twin?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-05-18 21:52:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh lord
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Bart for Prez '08
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-18 21:44:53 EDT (#)
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LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU LOJOPE
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-18 20:30:06 EDT (#)
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goodbye
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-18 20:27:33 EDT (#)
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I like your hair.
http://www.1800contacts.com
http://www.britesmile.com
http://www.whosthattrollbehindyou.com
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-18 19:55:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-18 19:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oy, this reminds me of my first camwhore (yeah, all those weeks and weeks ago...).
Resize, resize, resize. All I gotta say.
Wish you luck, though. You seem like a nice sort o' person.
We need more of those.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-18 19:01:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:34:31 EDT (#)
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Can't find a pic of my rack.
It's not much to show anyway
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neither's your face but that didn't stop you.
Go brush.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-18 18:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-18 23:42:46 BST (#)
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Shlongy...are you who I think you are?
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Shlongy is really Jar Jar Binks from 'The Phantom Menace'.
Sheez, everyone knows that.
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-18 18:42:46 EDT (#)
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Shlongy...are you who I think you are?
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-18 18:21:48 EDT (#)
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More of jigglybutt
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-05-18 18:15:02 EDT (#)
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You have more "jiggly" than "puff".
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-18 18:07:37 EDT (#)
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I'm oly 23, so not had my adult teeth for 20 years.
But, I don't eat fast food every meal, so don't understand the need to brush every 30 mins
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-18 18:05:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-18 22:12:02 BST (#)
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what is it with Brits and teeth?
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We like to keep them clean for more than 20 years before letting the bacteria *REALLY* set in.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:59:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-18 14:51:45 PDT (#)
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kk. Found a pic, but with my bf.
But, can't post it till tomorrow, coz I can't break the 2 posts in 1 day rule 2 day's running
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save it until Monday - you'll get more audience that way.
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:51:45 EDT (#)
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kk. Found a pic, but with my bf.
But, can't post it till tomorrow, coz I can't break the 2 posts in 1 day rule 2 day's running
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:40:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-18 14:34:31 PDT (#)
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Can't find a pic of my rack.
It's not much to show anyway
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we'll be the judges of that...and the jury...and the EXECUTIONER!!!!
(seriously though, you can even have clothes on if you insist)
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:34:31 EDT (#)
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Can't find a pic of my rack.
It's not much to show anyway
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:31:27 EDT (#)
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Horrible baby-peg-dogs-bottom-set teeth
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:28:01 EDT (#)
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fail.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:26:24 EDT (#)
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Hey, my lawyer is now on the case...get a rackshot posted fast or else, well, let's just say that subpoenas are never fun.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh lord
Submitted by CrazyHorse (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
It's 2:44... Do you know where your giant heads are?
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:22:32 EDT (#)
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Sorry Shlongy, I haven't got a photo of me byself that's less than 5 years old
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:22:07 EDT (#)
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Speaking on behalf of my client, Herbert J. Shlongy, I regret to inform you that the above evidence you have submitted for discovery is insufficient to build a case as to the apparent size of your rack.
Please submit to our office a more revealing photograph that could be used to adjudicate the relative circumference of your breastessess.
Cordially,
JonnyX
Solicitor-at-Law
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus, I need a microscope to even view that little picture.
And although I did request seeing "some hole" on numerous occassions, I thought it was pretty clear that I didn't mean I wanted to see some asshole in the picture next to you.
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm the ugly woman
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:18:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here is a +2, you're going to need it.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off.
Are you the ugly woman or the ugly man?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Is this the picture you use advertising on swinging websites?
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:12:02 EDT (#)
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what is it with Brits and teeth?
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:11:37 EDT (#)
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Someone callthe Cavity Creeps, stat!
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:10:40 EDT (#)
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I can literally see the colonies of plaque bacteria breeding on each one of your teeth.
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:10:07 EDT (#)
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HMMMMMMM
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:06:01 EDT (#)
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I want to fuck your mouth
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:03:49 EDT (#)
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yeah, ADHD means not liking to be still for longer than a second
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice chickelts, Austin Powers.
let me guess...you're British?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:02:52 EDT (#)
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The dude's totally wondering how much longer he has to sit there.
Submitted by ninja01 (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:01:43 EDT (#)
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WHOAH TEETH
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-05-18 16:58:11 EDT (#)
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RESIZE