HateMadness - Adamdidit2u (1210 hits)
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Submitted by Thorpe (View user info) at 2007-05-18 23:18:31 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108379
When I saw the bracket I was a little disappointed to be up against Adam - 'There's nothing much to hate about him' I thought. So I went through his posts, trying to pick up on any overt character flaws I could exploit. I couldn't find any. Know why?
He has no character.
This is the blandest fucking guy on the planet. He takes no risks, displays no unique insight, and contributes nothing to this site except the spread of a vague sense of disenchantment with the concept of humour itself. I read his posts when they're on the front page because I know it's not going to require any effort on my part to connect with or "appreciate" the content.
If it's not a photoshopped news article (everyone knows they're hilarious), it's "I walked into a supermarket/my place of employment, and there was a fat/black/female person standing there yelling about something political/stupid. I calmly stood there until she had finished, then I slowly took her arguments apart piece by piece, while making hilarious pop-culture references and gaining the respect of my female colleagues/fellow shoppers. I did good, didn't I?" People laugh at these for the same reason a crowd will laugh at a shit comedian at a comedy festival - "well, it looks like it should be funny.
Sure, he likes to think he's edgy - there's the occasional "rape post", the "dead Iraqi children" post, the occasional faggotty little "flame war" he gets into. But I'll guarantee you every single topic he's ever been prepared to breach has already well and truly been deemed "safe" by the little clique here. Everyone he's prepared to insult is "safe" to insult, and has been the target of other users for weeks. These posts arrive at the point in time where he runs little risk of sticking his neck out, yet it's just not late enough for anyone to actually verbalise the fact that his clamouring for appreciation is becoming increasingly embarrassing.
You know what, Adam? Your churned out, factory assembly-line "humour" makes me sick. How the fuck do you become so fucking weak that you can make 280 posts, and not leave a single lasting impression on anyone? The only post of yours I could remember is the picture of you and your wife (see below), and even in that you look like a fucking tossbag who's more interested in proving himself to the camera than his wife. I can only say, if she possesses the vacuum of personality that must be necessary to actually be attracted to the shit-eating weasel you come across as (and she can't be in it for your money, you don't strike me as the type who makes something of his life) then you fucking deserve each other.
I just read your HateMadness entry about me, thinking maybe the terms of the competition would force you to display some form of character. Jesus Christ, man, you're up against a self-aggrandizing, scrawny, pimpled virgin with a desperate need to be accepted and enough stupid personal information spewed across this site to destroy any lingering career potential, and you go with the fake news article "sex offender" angle? Absolutely fucking pathetic.
I fucking hate you.
User Reviews
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-15 07:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HHEEEEEEEEYYYYYY.....
That girl has a great pair of tits.
And I should know, being that I am a girl.
WAZZA!!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2007-06-10 00:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No... its monsoon season and since i cant really do anything outside im spending the weekend in an internet cafe...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-09 05:00:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2007-06-09 17:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfP90uJ12eQ&mode=related&search=
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Heh
So are you back on the internet now or what?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2007-06-09 03:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfP90uJ12eQ&mode=related&search=
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-03 05:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2007-06-03 04:50:38 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-ALZyrAF3Q&mode=related&search= <---- hahahhahahahahahhaa
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OMG, I just Sawed John Howard!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-06-03 05:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2007-06-03 18:50:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-ALZyrAF3Q&mode=related&search= <---- hahahhahahahahahhaa
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You'll have to borrow the complete DVD series from me some day.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2007-06-03 04:50:38 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-ALZyrAF3Q&mode=related&search= <---- hahahhahahahahahhaa
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-05-30 22:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't stop coming back to this post.
Thorpe let's start a united front of non-chalant, sarcastic Ubersite users.
Submitted by Jet_Porkins (user info) at 2007-05-28 08:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you were my first +2
I feel like a natural woman now.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:27:55 EDT (#)
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Oh jeez. That image at the bottom is pure platinum.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-05-24 08:41:45 EDT (#)
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I hope you've sent your cheque to Jarrod Hayne already.
What a fucking idiot, that pass was too retarded for words.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i remember the brouhaha when that pic came out - way to invoke the spirit of Uber, dude.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-05-21 10:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
solid hate
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-21 09:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
First HateMadness cheating: Phallic Cymbals voted with his alter.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-05-21 09:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-21 07:21:22 EDT (#)
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+2 for the poster alone. Everything else was just icing.
Good Thorpey.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-05-20 18:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-20 18:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it's cheating if you used the draft copy of my autobiography
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-05-20 15:25:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-05-19 20:00:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-19 17:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO THORPE WOOOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-19 17:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO REALLY I MEAN IT
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-19 17:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO SERIOUSLY
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-19 17:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCKIN' AWSOME
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-19 15:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-05-19 14:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good hate
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-05-19 14:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I AM SO UPSET... I missed sign on for this. I've been away... far far away. Sad face.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-05-19 14:30:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-05-19 10:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good. i like how you take shots at yourself too.
i hope i see one of those flyers today
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-19 10:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what maiorano said
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-19 10:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MY DAMN.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-19 05:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-05-19 04:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHHA, that pictures are the main thing I remember about Adam, although the one with the dog in is the one that sticks in my mind!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-19 04:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<blinks>
Wow.
I didn't know you had this much venom in you.
I hope I never piss you off.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-19 02:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent hate.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-19 01:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
please post the cut out of his woman on imageshack, I'm going to print it off and money shot is thus lowering her overall quality in his eyes for eternity
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-19 01:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*be
nurr
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-19 01:29:57 EDT (#)
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By the way, you are now, officially, the funniest person on Ubersite. Congratulations. You must me proud.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2007-05-19 01:18:51 EDT (#)
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Are you old enough to pour honey on yet??
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-05-19 00:51:45 EDT (#)
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That's it.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-19 00:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe so, Sloth.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-19 00:17:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2007-05-18 23:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
For the first half hour of this thing I was pretty sure that I had just read this EXACT SAME post . . . except it was by Orgasmatron and about Blitzkreig_Bob (you're bland and don't leave any sort of impression, etc.). This made me giggle as it was placed strategically within the part of the hating where you were trying to knock his creativity for making "safe" and "cookie-cutter" jokes. I was giggling because of the irony, see.
But I'll give you props for the pure evil of the "ejaculate on me" wife poster. Mmmmmmmmm, now that's good evil. If your diabolical plan bears fruit (or in this case, seed), I'll come back with the +2.
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See, I could throw some real hate Adam's way. I have something to go on. And I care.
Blitzkreig_Bobo is about as forgettable as the name of the actor that played the older brother in "The Goonies."
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-19 00:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's not really his wife, so the joke backfires.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-05-19 00:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking ouch.
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-05-19 00:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Geez. I actually hate Adam now...
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-19 00:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the last paragraph.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-05-18 23:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thorpe, I give you amazing props, for the simplistic yet ultimately fitting use of "I fucking hate you."
That's an insult that's not really thrown around lightly. "Fuck you," "Suck it, asshole," "Blow me"...these are all over-used insults. They have no meaning anymore.
But your use of "I fucking hate you"...
It just fit. Very powerful. I was convinced.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-05-18 23:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES
I could hate on you so much better than he did. I mean, there's so much material there.
Love the posters.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-18 23:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah crap, I haven't read Orgasmatron's one yet.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-18 23:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that was hateful
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2007-05-18 23:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
For the first half hour of this thing I was pretty sure that I had just read this EXACT SAME post . . . except it was by Orgasmatron and about Blitzkreig_Bob (you're bland and don't leave any sort of impression, etc.). This made me giggle as it was placed strategically within the part of the hating where you were trying to knock his creativity for making "safe" and "cookie-cutter" jokes. I was giggling because of the irony, see.
But I'll give you props for the pure evil of the "ejaculate on me" wife poster. Mmmmmmmmm, now that's good evil. If your diabolical plan bears fruit (or in this case, seed), I'll come back with the +2.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-18 23:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Last paragraph will be a classic.
His sister's pretty hot, though.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-18 23:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm in it to win it, baby.