Proof That ChaosJester Is a Faggot Retard: (hahahahahaha) (2722 hits)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-05-21 09:00:05 EDT
Hook, line, sinker...and almost some bait on him, too. I'll spare what personal info you did share with me and just air you out for being the meticulously retarded, "hey look at me, goth" that you are. To answer your question, I'm not as big a dick in person, but let me show you something: http://www.ubersite.com/m/97936
Internet retards like you should be fucking shot in the face with a water cannon for even breathing the same air that I do. Are you seriously this naive to believe that a random uberslut is going to approach you? Think about it, kid, and let it soak in. There's 6 users on uber, one of them is a girl, and all the rest are alters despite what the late method will tell you. You honestly believed that someone, especially a female, was going to approach you?
With all due respect I have to tell you that I had some help from a real live woman, actual member of this site which whom I won't disclose the information. For the record, LovelyLady is a real person who visits this site occasionally, however, I have access to her. At the same time, oathy no longer has access to it and was only granted it for a temporary hate sesssion.
With out further ado:
Round 1
Howdy Michelle, First of all, the email account name and the name I gave him were two different things, but he still goes with it...nurr nurrrr nurrrr
Thanks for the e-mail. I'm just narcissistic enough to get all tingly when
someone notices me. WOW! God complex? -or- HEY LOOK AT ME! I'M GOTH
I'm glad you like my stories; I've been getting some pretty negative feedback
from some of the less nice Uber-cats,waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, fucking pussy so it's always good to hear from people
who like 'em.
--ChaosJester
Round 2
Hey Michelle,
Well, I suppose I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, but it just seems odd
that you would look me up so abruptly. Meh, wha'ever.Hi, my name is Bobby, I'm the waterboy. Nurr nurrr nurrr Anyway, you sound quite
full of life and sunshine. I find it interesting that you lost your virginity
so late. I was about the same age, but I never really concerned about seeking
that sort of thing out.Must be cause you were too busy trying to find cock to rub on your taint in lieu of the flatdick, you shriveled turd
Pardon me for asking, but what's a CPA? Also, what did you get your degree in?
One of my biggest goals for the future is to go back to school. I was thinking
something in Chemistry perhaps.I told him to start a meth lab.....hellloOOOOO, is any one home? Also, I told him that I just finished school and that I was back in school. I gave him every opportunity to catch me but no dice
...Sorry if I'm being a little dry, but one can never been too careful with the
whole internet bit. Perhaps if you sent me a pic with you holding a sign that
'ChaosJester Sux the Fat One' or something.I sent him some pictures alright Or not, it's not too big a deal.
'Later,
--ChaosJester
Round 3
Hmmmm...
Okay, I'll bite.YAHZTEE! My name is I'm going to leave this out, but suffice it to say that it embarrases me, and I suppose you could say that I'm in the
security business. If you've been reading my posts you probably have a pretty
good idea where I am in the whole Romantic Entanglements department I seriously didn't know people still read posts around here. I thought uber is just a friendly cock sucking contest(i.e. not
much, but with a quiet torch burning in the background). Right now, I live in
Germany, but I move around a lot. Sorry, but I don't really feel comfortable
with narrowing it down any more just yet. As far as sending you some pics,
well, I was extremely camera-shy for a very long timethe only ones I have are of me being the mitt for stud-spiked collar wearing boyfriend pitching, so I don't have a whole
lot more than I've already posted. Sooooo, too bad for you, I guess. Although,
if you can find my myspace account, you get lots of bonus points (hint: you
already have enough information to find it).
I've been curious about what you post on the site. I know you said that you
haven't posted much, but I would still like to read what little there is, just
to get a feel for you. What's your User-name? so I gave him this one http://www.ubersite.com/u/michellewho who I found by looking at the directory
Also, while I definately appreciate any pics you send me, I hope you understand
if I treat them with a bit of skepticism until I'm satisfied that they aren't
from some random chica you pulled off the internet.this is probably your only redeeming quality whereas the earlier retard that fell for all this probably could have used this lesson In this day and age, it's
all too easy to misrepresent oneself. After all, you already know what I look
like.
Anyway, hope to hear from you soon. of course you do. You haven't come out of the closet yet, I can only imagine it is dark in there and what little contact your boyfriend allows you to have with women must be cherished.
Round 4
Hey Michelle,
So, you had trouble fitting into your bikini top last year<b>I was going for the knock out punch. Did you go through
a growth spurt or something? I mean, I'm not exactly an expert on human
biology, but I'm pretty sure that folks stop growing after around 18-19. Meh,
who am I to question a quirk of nature that produces larger breasteses...perfect example of why you get tossed in the ass...who seriously says breasteses? Poofters, that's who.
I checked your post out, and, I gotta say that I was a bit underwhelmed. I
imagine that your other user-name was more colorful, thoughHey, unicorns are real too. I must say, I'm a
bit curious as to why you got banned in the fist place. I mean, I'm pretty new
to the Ubersite, but I've seen some pretty twisted shite up there. Sort of
makes me wonder what you did to piss of the ol' progenitor of the site. Well, I
suppose I'll find out if/when you decide to tell me.
As far as the whole IM bit goes, well, I've just now managed to set up a
personal internet connection at my new pad (haven't been connected to the
internet from my home--wherever that is this month--in several years). Still,
I'll check it out and let you know how it works.
I'm looking forward to being able to put a face to your name. Been sort of
wondering what you look like. Hopefully you won't keep me waiting too much
longer.
Oh yeah, I've heard that New York City is quite an interesting place to live.
I've always wanted to see it, but I've yet to get there. It's sort of amusing
to me that I've seen more of the rest of the world than my own country.
Hmmmm, I'm sorry I'm not more interesting right now, but it's really late and
I've had one hellacious day. Anyway, enjoy thos etequila sunrises...
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, you want to know why you don't get ladies to talk to you? Read above and look how incredibly bland and boring you are...so boring that I couldn't even make some commentary on it, that's how boring. Jesus, with all your animated tales and stories on uber you'd think that you'd have some life but instead....
This is where I stopped and someone else took over. For all the whiners and criers out there, this is at most 20 minutes of my effort...and yes I was having a life, thank you
Round Who gives a fuck. This guy is gayer than a rainbow colored queef
Okey-dokey,
I've managed to download the IM program for myspace, so look up this address I'm too lazy to look up his address and blast in on here but I'm sure that some of you will help a fellow out jesterfool18.at.excite.com and
shoot me a friend request... Of course, you could just skip the friend bit and
try to IM me.Desperate to talk are we? Perhaps if she did talk to you, she could pretend to be a man
At any rate, I think that I should tell you that I, accidentaly, discovered your
other username.Oh really, as in Lovelylady? It doesn't really matter to me that you and ol' boy were an
item for a while, but I did find myself wondering if he's as big a dick in real
life as he is on the siteWhy is everyone so concerned about other people. Guess what, dick nose, I'm not. Hope you're not too bummed out about my finding out,
it really was an accident. I saw your moniker on a review and, curious, I
tapped on the user info. Viola.
Righty-ho, I'm a bit drunk and I've got a hella early morning to get up to, so,
if you feel like chatting, lemme know soon. Otherwise, I'm about ta hit the
hay.Word up, NIGGA! I'm bout ta pon da river, too
'Later
That's where I'll cut this off even though there are 2 more emails all they really say is that blah blah blah blah, let's chat, blah blah blah blah.
CJ, I have absolutely nothing against you bro, but it's about time we teach all the stupid people a lesson, one person at a time. All in all, I spent about 30 minutes in these hijanks, 10 of it here. I'm laughing so it's definitely worth it. For all the naysayers that said frankthebear was an easy target, well I just found a harder target. Who's next? Oh, and CJ, have you set up your bank with the nigerian business manager yet?
User Reviews
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2007-10-31 12:36:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-30 16:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry, but this guy doesn't spend money on uberboard.
and for the record, i only give chaos-clown a hard time when i think his vajayjay is getting a little loose and sloppy. when he flies straight, we're fine. we even do a little slow dance number together. all cheek to cheek and loverly like.
i hardly 'hate' anyone from this site.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-30 15:53:38 EDT (#)
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Okay, sorry about this CJ...I certainly didn't do this, but if I had to guess it would be scourge, what with his timely review of "I'm starting to really dislike this CJ feller" or something along those lines. Couple that with him being the first to review it and that means it was definitely Oathmeal.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-10-30 15:51:59 EDT (#)
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What dumb shit put this on the uberboard?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-10-30 15:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS WAS THE LAMEST FUCKING SHENANIGANS EVER.
EPIC FAIL.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-30 14:59:42 EDT (#)
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So...
I guess this post isn't ever going to die, huh?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-10-27 22:59:59 EDT (#)
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Bop Bop bop ba da bop bop, bop bop ba da da dop dop.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-26 11:28:44 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111987#2535451
You bitch and whine about not being able to fairly enter competitions because you get -2 bombed, and then go around doing the same thing to others.
You get bombed because you've figuratively speaking pissed in your own bed, shat in your own sandbox or whichever crude vernacular you prefer, with your obnoxious ways.
I know that what you want is acceptance and love and warm fuzzies, but your own behaviour makes that damn hard to give you.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-25 14:35:17 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111896#2532492
Don't.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-13 23:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where the hell did you disappear to?
I need help drinking beer.
Not that I need help. I can handle my own share.
But when youre drunk tjhe more the merrier.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-08 04:32:48 EDT (#)
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as if proof was needed.
By the way, you're a fag too.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-29 02:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
uhhhhh......
okay. I don't get it.
I like the plus 2's though. Keep it up.
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-06-04 20:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your comments are all trying WAY too hard to be funny, without having anything to go on.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-05-30 17:08:23 EDT (#)
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meh.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stick to posting what you know.
In other words, stop posting.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't understand, or care, what happened here.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-23 19:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FINE!
I'll go there.
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-23 18:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
was sico banned for this?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-23 09:51:49 EDT (#)
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i just dont know why youd bother going to the effort of doing this.
havent you got some 14-year old girl to drug and rape back at the frat house?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2007-05-23 09:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus, what a boring post. There's nothing in this post that casts ChaosJester in a negative light at all...but plenty that makes you look like a worthless douche.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-23 08:40:37 EDT (#)
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hahahahaha
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-23 06:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Put a sock on it.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 03:30:32 EDT (#)
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This was bad enough to bring Rob out of 'retirement' !
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:48:15 EDT (#)
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you are the sweaty and putrid taint in the undercrotch of life....something annoying, repulsive and of which we wish to rid ourselves as soon as possible.
isn't it sad that even on this website, you are still the loser. next place to look for solace? i don't know...but try looking down the barrell of a 12 gauge shotgun...you might find some answers there.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dude.
Picking on lonely goth nerds?
What are you blood related to Caulaincourt?
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
anyone who goes on this site at all is a "faggot retard" as sico so eloquently said.
no, i dont exempt myself.
sigh. this site is like smoking... its something i should quit, but i just dont care enough.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:47:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:11:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-22 14:24:52 EDT (#)
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It must be lonely, being the only ghey redneck in trailer town.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-05-22 14:24:41 EDT (#)
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This was almost as cool as the time you posted pictures of your diseased babydick on here.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-05-22 13:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahaha
I don't know how you could've made this post any more boring. You spend way too much time on Ubersite.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-05-22 13:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha ha
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-22 13:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:10:23 EDT (#)
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You're a fucking loser
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-22 13:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-05-22 08:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-21 15:37:29 EDT (#)
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It's not that everyone here is a homosexual and you are the epitome of strapping masculinity. It's more like most of us have the mentality of teenagers, while you have the mentality of a retarded fetus.
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haha
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I fucking love Lisa
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-05-22 12:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-05-22 09:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
dork.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-05-22 08:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-21 15:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's not that everyone here is a homosexual and you are the epitome of strapping masculinity. It's more like most of us have the mentality of teenagers, while you have the mentality of a retarded fetus.
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haha
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-05-22 06:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think it's fairly simple to find the loser here...
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-05-22 01:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Reading this made me miss jgreening.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-05-22 00:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, email me next.
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-05-21 23:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't know what this +2 is for..
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-21 23:14:16 EDT (#)
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I patented "Cilfowned" and anyone who uses it owes me four cows, one goat and two alpacas.
Submitted by madddonkey255 (user info) at 2007-05-21 23:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sicosemen: Outing virgins and faggot retards since 2007
The +2 is for the classic uberboard
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-21 22:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
To be honest, I didn't finish it.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-21 22:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your pathetic attempt at normalcy with the sidebar to Shlongy was almost as bad as this post.
Punk
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-21 22:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-05-21 22:10:23 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a fucking loser
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2007-05-21 19:49:39 EDT (#)
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Get a life asswipe.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-21 18:05:37 EDT (#)
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low grade shenanigans, etc etc etc
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:58:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:26:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a fucking loser
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Alright, NOW this post is funny.
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AHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
CLIFOWNED!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish bart would comment when he hates MY posts.
I'm jealous.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-01-22 15:35:35 EST (#)
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Sorry Sico, you've been cool to me, but I gotta side with these comments. This is bad form.
Submitted by Monty_Python (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:34:18 EDT (#)
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Woohoo! Let's make fun of the goth!
F- for originality.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:26:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a fucking loser
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Alright, NOW this post is funny.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a fucking loser
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-21 16:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good spirited hate right here. When will you learn, people?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-21 16:32:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-21 16:29:37 EDT (#)
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I predict that you two lovebunnies will be spooning together by nightfall.
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You know what, Schlongy's fuckin' right.
I'm paying this WAY too much attention.
Fuck this, I'm out Bitches.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-21 16:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I predict that you two lovebunnies will be spooning together by nightfall.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-21 16:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Blow me, Cock-Master.
I generally keep a civil tongue in my head, because that's how I prefer to be treated.
That doesn't mean that I don't have the heat to sling though.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-21 16:13:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-21 16:08:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-21 15:56:49 EDT (#)
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is this an official hate madness entry?
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I actually sort of wish it was, 'cause I would have laughed my ass of, if it had been someone like, say, TTOM who had just made all this up. Unfortunately though, it is. Semengulper actually spent weeks building this up.
He just shit all in my Cheerios.
What can I say, this fucker thrives on negative attention the way mushrooms love shit.
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You see, this was funny. Good job, CJ...I see that you are finally starting to get a sense of humor about this. In all honesty, I spent 30 minutes doing this and it didn't work as planned, but I had to go with what I had. CJ, did you read the one about frankthebear as i linked in the post above?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-21 16:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-21 15:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is this an official hate madness entry?
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I actually sort of wish it was, 'cause I would have laughed my ass of, if it had been someone like, say, TTOM who had just made all this up. Unfortunately though, it is. Semengulper actually spent weeks building this up.
He just shit all in my Cheerios.
What can I say, this fucker thrives on negative attention the way mushrooms love shit.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-21 15:58:26 EDT (#)
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Lisa, look, you've gotten what you wanted...some attention from me. Now will you kindly stop being shut a man hating, bimbo, dyke, take the flatdick out of your mouth for one moment to just shut the fuck up already.
No one cares about you or your thoughts, at all.
Seriously, babble on all you want..blah blah, bitch, moan, blah blah, bitch moan.
You done yet, dyke?
Good, now run along and talk to someone who might care about you.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-21 15:56:49 EDT (#)
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is this an official hate madness entry?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-21 15:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You think SHLONGY brought the gay contingency to Uber?
I've done my best to out it and chase it away.
you must have me confused with someone else...probably your boyfriend.
Did you get to play golf in AC?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-21 15:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's not that everyone here is a homosexual and you are the epitome of strapping masculinity. It's more like most of us have the mentality of teenagers, while you have the mentality of a retarded fetus.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-05-21 15:34:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-21 15:21:01 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, old chap, tell me what the fuck has happened to this site since you've chased all the hetero males away with your constant gay inquiries. You've turned this place in a poofter haven and I don't appreciate it one bit.
You better recruit some of your nurse denizens to this site in a hurry because I'm tired of the constant gay that your friends bring to the table.
Oh, and AC kicked my ass :( I was up $625 at one point.....then I got $900 in the hole. Chump change for you, I'm sure...blah blah blah
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-21 15:11:52 EDT (#)
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Hey, leave my broads alone, Sparky.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-21 15:02:39 EDT (#)
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Yes, Manic....can I have pictures of your beave to do it, though?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-05-21 14:56:31 EDT (#)
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don't you have anything better to do Sico?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-21 14:43:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-21 14:29:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by God_Is_My_Mate (user info) at 2007-05-21 09:43:53 EDT (#)
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Simon, you are very very sad indeed.
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-05-21 09:31:08 EDT (#)
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Dude, this post says a lot more about you, than him.
Not cool.
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Tell me, since when is everyone a fairy around here?
Secondly, I don't think this post says anything about me because I'm not mentioned in it :) Instead, you homos want to read into everything........and I'm a happy person.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-21 14:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
howay man
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-21 14:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-21 06:02:28 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cock
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-21 14:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by God_Is_My_Mate (user info) at 2007-05-21 09:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Simon, you are very very sad indeed.
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-05-21 09:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, this post says a lot more about you, than him.
Not cool.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-21 14:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is all so very gay.
reviews, post, poster, subject of post....all so very, very gay
Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2007-05-21 14:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is everyone okay? My feelings are hurt.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-05-21 12:53:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I say, old boy, brilliant move. You fooled somebody over TEH INTARWEBZ, that must have been tough.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-21 12:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not cool.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-21 11:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-21 14:05:56 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
CALLING PFF
CALLING PFF
HAND ACROSS FACE NEEDED
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HEY! Thats MY line!
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-21 11:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UNCOOL BANNING OFFENSE
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-21 11:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
as an
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-21 11:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This place is a bunch of Jewish wellwishing faggots. Soft skinned flamers. I guess everyone wants to knit quilts of kindness and have a fluffing session to go with it. This is easy fun poking that doesn't involve fucking with peoples personal livelihoods....bah, who cares.
You either enjoy it or you don't.
Most of you make Caulincourt look straight as arrow.
Cheers.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-21 11:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh dear...all that effort (all 30 mins of it) and this is off the front page !!
+2 bump to help this get viewed !
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-21 11:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, you are so lame.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-21 11:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is loserville.
baiting someone.
dude, go to a bordello and get laid.
the pent up angst is staggering.
Submitted by ninja01 (user info) at 2007-05-21 10:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-21 10:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you have really gotta stop doing this.
it's like hackers and thieves, things wouldn't need locks and security if people were just honest. i know that'll never happen, but do you really like being part of the problem?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-21 09:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is part of the hate-a-thon or whatever?
the reviews don't read like it is.
im confused?
Submitted by God_Is_My_Mate (user info) at 2007-05-21 09:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Simon, you are very very sad indeed.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-05-21 09:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, this post says a lot more about you, than him.
Not cool.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-21 09:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I already knew he was and I didn't need you pulling his pud like this for 30 minutes to confirm it.
You people have too much time on ze hands.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-05-21 09:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"For the record, LovelyLady is a real person who visits this site occasionally, however, I have access to her. At the same time, oathy no longer has access to it and was only granted it for a temporary hate sesssion. "
what the fuck kind of faggot uses alters anyway?
I fucking told you before to stop gaying up the place all the time with your faggotness
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-21 09:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Also, the name I gave (Simon) ain't my real one.
I may not be the brightest bulb in the box, but I certainly ain't as dumb as you look.
...jerk.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-05-21 09:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a flaming douche.
It is not nice to take pleasure in other people's pain, and you go to great lengths to embarass people.
Speaking of which, do you have no life?
(I think we all know the answer to that one.)
AND lastly, ChaosJester is a far better writer that you are, so, uh, stfu.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-21 09:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yup, straight up cock-gobbler (you, that is).
And, in case you hadn't noticed, I was being bland on purpose.
You are one giant asshole, and, in some ways, I feel sorry for you.
...
However, only a small part of me feels that way as the rest of me is, um, somewhat anfry.
Again, as I said in my last e-mail to you, what did I ever do to you that would make you want to something like this? You must be very sad indeed.
...
oh yeah, -2DIE cumdumpster.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-21 09:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and yeah texticles are hand crafted ball bags
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2007-05-21 09:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Why is everyone so concerned about other people. Guess what, dick nose, I'm not."
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-21 09:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
CALLING PFF
CALLING PFF
HAND ACROSS FACE NEEDED
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-21 09:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Plus this post is impossible to read and you suck monkey texticles.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-21 09:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cock