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Fart (402 hits)

Category: Humor
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Rating: -1.28 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Ruby Spears <merelyvictoria.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2007-05-21 17:39:36 EDT


I have the stinky ass farts. In the middle of the night, my boyfriend Doyle was sound asleep and my butt was nicely tucked under the blanket. Then I let one loose. No problem. It's trapped under there, right?

At that precise moment, Doyle lifts the blanket and pulls it over himself, still sleeping. Uh oh. The funk emerges. It is so potent that it hangs in the air for what seemed an eternity. To make matters worse was the fan that was blowing. Instead of moving it away, it merely recirculated the vile smell like a putrid cyclone. I am still unclear as how he could have slept through that odor.

Especially when the cat began to cough.

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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-23 18:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


This post was terrible.

Do better. Welcome to Uber.


Submitted by Malcontent (user info) at 2007-05-23 18:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

thank you for the welcome...don't know what an alter is, except maybe a poster who uses an alternate name? perhaps?

not the case.

also, i am still having the ridiculously stink ass farts. i wish it would stop already. it is alienating me from others. please note that these are not regular run-of-the-mill farts. those dissipate and are not nearly as offensive. these hang around searing your nostrils. pleh.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-22 12:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Welcome and all that guff, but... just, NO, ok? Please.




And I suspect you're an alter.



But everybody always suspect new users are alters. Especially when they open with this kind of bollocks.





Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-22 12:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Why????

Submitted by Malcontent (user info) at 2007-05-22 11:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

suck turd sinistral.

i should multiple neg 2 all your shit too. if i am so inclined. but i prolly just don't care.



Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-05-21 20:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nice retal -2. Yeah, you're really gonna last here.

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2007-05-21 20:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ruby-Spears produced shitty cartoons.

Submitted by Malcontent (user info) at 2007-05-21 20:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The cat didn't laugh, you douche, the cat was clearly coughing. It may have been a hairball or it was the foul air. I guess one will never know.

If it was a punchline, that would mean the whole thing was a joke.

It is completely true and reading it over and over I laugh hysterically as though for the first time.

Signed,

The shitass fuck stick



Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-05-21 20:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Especially when the cat began to cough. "

So was this supposed to be the punchline where we all laugh and say "OMG TEH KAT LAFFED NOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-21 20:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Malcontent (user info) at 2007-05-21 19:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I believe "fuck stick" is 2 words.

Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-05-21 19:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ouch. You hurt me with your stupid.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

great first post fuckstick. go die.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

DUTCH OVEN!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I LAFFEDED AT 'DIS

FOR TRU

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, THANKS FOR THE INFO, SHITASS.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-21 17:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

THIS POST IS MADE OF FAIL


Out at five, catch General Sherman at five-thirty, clean him at six, eat
him at six-thirty, back in bed by seven with no incriminating evidence.
Heh heh heh. The perfect crime.

-- Homer Simpson
The War of the Simpsons