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I figured them out (437 hits)

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Rating: -0.88 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by InkyFingers (View user info) at 2007-05-22 12:02:39 EDT


I figured them out. No prize for me, but I figured out who you get your confidence from and how you're able to stay levelheaded when everything else goes to shit around you. That's why you get up so early. Calling them, essentially. That's what happened when your parents split up. All those people from your home town. Finally, I get to the bottom of this.

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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:06:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nugk (user info) at 2007-05-22 14:18:40 EDT (#)
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Shit its about time.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-22 12:54:24 EDT (#)
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okay.

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-22 12:53:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-22 12:39:21 EDT (#)
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But now I'M confused.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-22 12:33:12 EDT (#)
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And I'm a little confused that Flapjacksupreme (who last posted '03) logged in to rate... this?

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-22 12:31:08 EDT (#)
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I normally don't bother rating things I don't get, but hey. It's a slow afternoon.


So..


what were you trying to say?

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-22 12:23:10 EDT (#)
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Good for you.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-22 12:22:43 EDT (#)
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Well done?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-22 12:04:22 EDT (#)
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