Latest Edition of the Uber Caption Contest: 2 bears in a hot tub (1137 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.21 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bob (View user info) at 2007-05-22 14:35:38 EDT
"Look how fat that little kid over there is...NO NO DON'T STARE!"
5 +2s for the best one
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"No, baby it's Rub-BEAR-maid *wink* "
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet you can't touch your nose like THIS.
Yeah yeah I've seen that trick before.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-22 14:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Since when did you have a penis?
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FTW
Submitted by fuzzyduck (user info) at 2007-05-24 05:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hit you...........
With this big stick BLAM!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-24 05:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108589#2422041
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-24 05:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I suck at these.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-24 04:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"shhh.....don't look now, but a giant stick is about to jump you"
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-23 14:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Judging ends tonight...at some point...whenever i feel like it
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-05-23 05:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Oh my Budda John! You're turning into a Golden Retriever!?!"
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You'd be an ugly chick but I'd still probably fuck you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-22 19:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THERE'S A +2 WAITING FOR YOU UPON YOUR RETURN.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-22 19:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ah...i see now...im going to thailand...be back in a few months.
haha.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-05-22 19:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Roar. Roar. Growl.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-22 19:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm just "anti-contest"...it's nothing personal.
For example, I can almost guarantee that if you had a vagina and didn't weigh more than say...130, I'd be giving you a +2.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-22 19:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy, you would auto win if you gave you anything but a -2.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm pretty sure that I'd be winning this if I didn't drop a -2 with MY caption.
Right, Bob?
Submitted by eric_the_bread (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey dude, can you check to see if I have any boogers up there? after this im gonna go nail that hot little tiger in the next cage and i wanna bring my A game
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Where's the soap?"
"Yeah. It does, doesn't it."
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You Blinked motherfucker, you blinked! Now you owe me two tubs of Crisco and Human thigh.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2007-05-22 17:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Bear 1: Hey, where are my legs?
Bear 2: What do you mean.
Bear 1: What do you mean, what do I mean? Where are our legs?
Bear 2: Bears don't have legs.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
psst, you're a faggot, pass it on
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hehe shlongy fucked your momma
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
First Bear: How're you enjoying it, George? Melts that tension away, doesn't it? You gotta get
that jet on the good spot. Oh. Oh. Uh. Uh. Yes, that feels good. Yes, that's real
good. Oh yeah, that's where I keep all my tension. Right down to that chicken bone.
Sometimes I get my wife to just stuck her thumb right in there like a screwdriver.
Ya know, the Phillips head, not the flat one. Oh God, those flat ones frustrate me.
You got it in, but it slips out. You put it in again, slips out again. You a single
bear, George?
Submitted by BUTCH_HERO (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"I SAID, maybe we should call Fat Tony and get some WEED!"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Who's a bigger fag - you, me, or the guy who posted this shit?"
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
See that little tap on the bottom? That's where Deer Park water comes from.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Remember that one Ewok in the third Star Wars?
Yeah...I tapped it.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"I SAID, maybe we should call Fat Tony and get some WEED!"
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
news headline: TYPO CAUSES DEATH BY MAULING
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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We can rendezvous at the cave around two
Plans to leave, throw the fishes to Lil Smokey
Pull the truck up, front, and roll up the next blunt
So we can steam on the way to the telly go fill my belly
A salmon steak, fresh honey and a little rape
Conversate for a few, cause in a few, we gon' do
What we came to do, ain't that right boo [truuuueee]
Forget the telly we just go to the crib
and watch a movie in the jacuzzi smoke l's while you do me
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uh oh, they just brought in a Black Bear. Make sure to hide our chicken when we get out.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that your toe?
Naw, bears don't have toes.
Then what the hell is up my buns?!
btw http://www.ubersite.com/m/108560
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuzzy: I don't see what all the fuss is about. Do people really get coerced into having sex because of one of these things?
Wuzzy: Only after some wine coolers and a lot of begging. Want to hop out and fuck on this log?
Fuzzy: K.
Wuzzy: Kthxbye.
Submitted by Kraven (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Opps- I dropped the soap.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK, we're in the shipping container. Put on your UPS hat and demonstrate what Brown can do for me.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, you think our plan of being cute in this Rubbermaid bin is working? Any minute now, that blonde trainer with the nice rack with come over and we can eat her.
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They did say they wanted us to act like two beers in a cooler, not bears right?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-22 14:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IM N UR TUBZ PEE'N ON UR NONEXISTANT LEGS
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-22 14:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dude we are in the wrong Counter Strike map
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-05-22 14:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TEEHEE! LOOK WHO HAZ DA BUCKET NOW!!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-22 14:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Christ, what'd I tell you about farting in the tub.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-22 14:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Charlie: We must be photoshopped dude 'cos there's no way our bodies would fit in this little tub
Earl: im in ur tubz stealin ur legz?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-22 14:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Since when did you have a penis?
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-22 14:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Charlie: Well so much for the 'bear shits in the woods"
Earl: Sorry bro