HateMadness - Round ll (1320 hits)
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Submitted by scourge (View user info) at 2007-05-22 15:40:30 EDT
Well, Round I was certainly a round in a meaningless internet competition.
Some good entries, some not so good entries, but overall a satisfactory event. Very few forfeits, surprisingly. (My own forfeit was absolutely not a surprise. ps, you are a dirty whore, ghola.)
You can look at Round I here if you're really interested: http://www.ubersite.com/u/scourge/l/hatemadness
A few good match ups are scheduled for Round II. That top one looks to hold a lot of promise, as do a few others. I expect substandard garbage from the rest of you homos. My money is on Circe winning it all. Except she'll probably get distracted by a stray bottle of wine and forfeit. (Raging alcoholic, you know.)
Anyway, below is the bracket for Round II.
As you can see I've drawn some olives on it.
Mmmmmmmm, olives.
Now I want a martini. With bleu cheese stuffed olives. The roasted garlic ones can also be very nice. But definitely not the sardine variety.
As you may notice, these olives have been stuffed with pimento. These are acceptable, I guess, just not as magnificent as the others.
Ho-hum.
Ooooh, look, a birdie landed on my windowsill
User Reviews
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought asking who the fuck PhillipTheGreat was in the comment section, not getting an answer and then not wasting a post on someone nobody knows was the MOST ORIGINAL "SUBMISSION" OF ALL.
Can't you see my greatness?
...not to mention his attempt at hating me.
Greatness, I tell you. Greatness.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-05-25 12:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anytime, doll.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-24 08:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
how about a hand comp, everyone reckons I have hairy girls hands, be nice to compare and contrast.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-24 08:32:19 EDT (#)
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I started hat madness a couple weeks back. Everyone won.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-24 08:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-05-24 01:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I assume this is your entry for Madness Madness. What are you going to start Mad Hateness?
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maid hatness
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-24 08:28:07 EDT (#)
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I assumed this was hat madness
hate madness is a shit idea
it happens anyway, hardly need a competition.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-24 08:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck. I got drunk for a weekend and forgot to post anything. Damnit.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-24 06:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what day is it today?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-05-24 01:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I assume this is your entry for Madness Madness. What are you going to start Mad Hateness?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-23 18:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, we fleeced the Philadelphia Phillies for Placido fair and square. He's ours now. Wonder how Ugeth Urbina is working out for them....oh wait.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-23 12:15:46 EDT (#)
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nah, fuck it...i can't be bothered with thinking up a bunch of rules.
just try and get them in by Friday or so.
ps, can we have placido polanco back, please?
i'll give you juan encarnacion, so taguchi, and a whole bunch of shitty pitchers
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No deadline, right?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
also, i never got that martini, but i did have a few glasses of a really bad cabernet.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
alright, darko needs to quit making suggestions when i've been drinking.
bracket is on.
anyone who wants to stray from the bracket is a free human being and can do so if they wish, but they will probably lose the matchup.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-05-23 10:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge.. bracket? No bracket? Help a brother out here.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-23 10:50:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not as much as I hate maiorano though
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-23 10:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate darko
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-23 10:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
let's call the whole thing off
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-23 08:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm still in a bad mood from Saturday. I was out motorcycle riding with the beau. We stopped to get gas and I went in to get a pop. I don't bother taking my helmet off if we're only going to be a couple of minutes. Anyway, some moron standing in line behind me thought it would be funny to smack his hand down hard on the top of my helmet which was still on my head.
Next thing my guy knows--the moron comes running out of the store towards his car. I'm running after him and taking off my helmet.
I threw it at him. It isn't pleasant to be hit on your helmeted head. Fucking idiots.
It bonked him on his back.
Asshole.
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Ahahahahahahahahahaha
Now THAT'S hate. :)
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 b/c this was fun for me to do, even if I didn't win. I did good though, I only cried for 2 nights.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-05-23 01:20:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like olives
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuckery fuckery fuckery
I'm going to have to think about this one.
i.e. whether or not to continue
I'm still in a bad mood from Saturday. I was out motorcycle riding with the beau. We stopped to get gas and I went in to get a pop. I don't bother taking my helmet off if we're only going to be a couple of minutes. Anyway, some moron standing in line behind me thought it would be funny to smack his hand down hard on the top of my helmet which was still on my head.
Next thing my guy knows--the moron comes running out of the store towards his car. I'm running after him and taking off my helmet.
I threw it at him. It isn't pleasant to be hit on your helmeted head. Fucking idiots.
It bonked him on his back.
Asshole.
I hate people.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AHAHAHA TAKE THAT BOSTON FANS! And uh, I guess Buck fans and Memphis fans, but you don't exist really.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-22 20:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who says I have to like you to buy you drinks?
Hell, I've bought drinks for nitty on a couple of occasions.
If you come down this way, not only will I buy some drinks, you can even drink from the famous Shlongy SunRoom bar. It's fully loaded.
Then, get the fuck out of here and don't come back.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-22 20:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
olives, huh?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-22 20:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For God's sake, keep the bracket. Morons require structure.
Maiorano better not keep me from versing Circe.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-22 20:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that first sentence is grammatically incorrect, Woody.
also...you hate me?
i thought i could count on you to buy me drinks when I am down there the next few months.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-22 19:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's strange then, why I hate you, isn't it?
It's a crazy world...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-22 19:51:45 EDT (#)
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yeah, i do love her, shlongy. everything she knows she learned from me. it's a proud day for me.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-22 19:47:20 EDT (#)
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I'm so confused now. Who am I up against officially?
Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2007-05-22 19:29:43 EDT (#)
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What is this Hatemadness thinger?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-22 19:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ya GOTTA love that girl.
Forfeiting RULES.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-22 19:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i was under the impression i was pitted against forensic girl.
i forgot that your contests often change and don't matter much.
go ahead and count me in. i'll just forfeit like everyone else.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-22 19:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
see, you got it wrong, Shlongy has 116 posts to -2, you dumb bint.
i am a much less prolific poster, with less than a hundred to my name. you on the other hand have thrown an awful lot of shit at the screen. emphasis on shit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ya GOTTA love this girl...
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-22 17:43:05 EDT (#)
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fuck you ghola. write another post or i'm selling the photos i have of you to the highest bidder.
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102 posts is a lot of negative twos.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:07:01 EDT (#)
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Ok that's not true.
She was like that when I got her.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, I totally made Georgina gape about 50 times while she was in my possession.
You may want to tighten up her knot before you attempt any Serious Anal™.
Just saying is all...
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:02:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-22 17:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have the good photos...and they're free for the asking.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-22 17:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sold
ahhhh, how the woman nectar of sweet georgina will fill my mouth, my soul, my very being. i long for her oiled body to lie next to mine.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-22 17:53:37 EDT (#)
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I will wager one Georgina for the photos, scourge.
She's a little used and worn, but she's serviceable.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-22 17:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck you ghola. write another post or i'm selling the photos i have of you to the highest bidder.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-22 17:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:08:17 EDT (#)
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i'm sorry, i just wanted to play that one round.
That's a good girl.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-22 17:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i know shlongy, i know...i could barely bring myself to post about it, but my rabid fans were banging at my door for something.
I'm pretty sure they were banging at your door telling you to shut the fuck up...or move away.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-22 17:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PEOPLE ARE DULLARDS AND THEY GIVE ME HEADACHES.
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For this, I hereby call an end to our feud, sweet-cheeks. White flag and all. I give up. Your daddy is the smartest man in the world, etc., etc., etc.
Love,
The Hatfields.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-22 17:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're all dumb
what do I win?
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A pound of Slim Jims. Start snacking, Lunchable.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-22 17:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The hospital sucks today.
When your doc hands you a piece of paper and tells you to hang on to it because the lab will need it to draw your blood, it's a good idea not to let your snotty nose 2 year old draw all over it. Also, I don't think you have the right to get upset when the technician hands it back to you saying
"I'm sorry but this requisition is now illegible. Please return to your clinic so that they can issue you a new one."
PEOPLE ARE DULLARDS AND THEY GIVE ME HEADACHES.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're all dumb
what do I win?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want olives. But I'm not such a huge fan of the martini. Maybe I've just never had a real good one..
Anyone want to buy me a dirty martini?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fop olives.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:50:26 EDT (#)
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Basically if you do a hatemadness entry for anyone you will "move on" though who knows what moving on will entail, other than a bunch of olives.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
flapjacksupreme = sicosemen
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:42:26 EDT (#)
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Wait...
what? Is this fucking thing on or not?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Director, you are no longer against Circe, check my comment below.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I cannot possibly defeat Circe. This is a given. Should I just forfeit now and save myself the trouble?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ghola, lets commence with OPERATION:OPEN YOUR POOT sometime this week.
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say the word.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:22:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
O, I'm married.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Then why are you hitting on underage girls?
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:20:08 EDT (#)
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Contrary to what scourgey says, I'm no asshole named sicosemen.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sico, you traded me Peyton Manning for Brian Westbrook, who promptly got injured afterwards.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I caused chaos in supa, and it looks like I've done my job here. Is no competition safe from me?
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:16:31 EDT (#)
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Wow, guess we all figured out whose apple scourge is polishing....get off darko's cunty dick, scourge.
O, although my comment was directed towards ghola, if this is what your wig looks like, I'd say it's time to stop living the Matrix dream, Trinity http://www.ubersite.com/m/108474
To the rest, I'll save the hate for my opponent.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
flapjacksupreme = sicosemen
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Way to manage a competition, dickshine.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ALRIGHT, DISREGARD THE BRACKET. OR DON'T. BELOW IS THE NEW RULES, AS REQUESTED BY DARKO. OR THEY AREN'T THE NEW RULES:
"Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You should get rid of all the brackets and let everyone choose one of the remaining contestants to write about, with the 7 highest rated posts moving on. Also you could have people who aren't in this anymore or never signed up participate by writing about anyone still in it with the highest rated post being let in for the next round. This way the only losers are the people who are in this, as they are the only ones who can still be hated on."
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY HERE IS THAT YOU SHOULD ALL DO WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS THAT YOU WANT TO DO. BE HAPPY. SERIOUSLY. OR DON'T. I JUST WANT MY GODDAMN MARTINI.
ghola, lets commence with OPERATION:OPEN YOUR POOT sometime this week.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rumor has it that scourge also likes to baste dicks.
Lots' of dykes and fags around here....
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:11:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have a Zelda dyke hairstyle. You must have me confused with ghola.
Though apparently her hair's longer. Or so she says.
I don't believe her.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:05:24 EDT (#)
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And while we're at it, it'd be super if the cardinals could continue to suck.
:(
That made me need my martini even more
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Zelda haircut dyke below.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you have any rupees, for trade?
I need them to help finance my Indian restaurant.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm sorry, i just wanted to play that one round.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
And to reply to the flaming comment below: I like men.
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Then can I have your liek forevar girlfriend?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why olives?
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Because scourge is in need of a martini, and everyone knows he likes it dirty.
That slutty janxdrunk minx.
And to reply to the flaming comment below: I like men.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And while we're at it, it'd be super if the cardinals could continue to suck.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Also I want bonus points and am claiming credit for my hate driving rob_berg out of here.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You should get rid of all the brackets and let everyone choose one of the remaining contestants to write about, with the 7 highest rated posts moving on. Also you could have people who aren't in this anymore or never signed up participate by writing about anyone still in it with the highest rated post being let in for the next round. This way the only losers are the people who are in this, as they are the only ones who can still be hated on.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is O-tron the most obviously gay person around here besides Caulincourt? Seriously, it's quite obvious to me that when he is not wearing leotard tights doing pirouettes that he is juggling balls, not just any balls, and prancing around like a buffoon.
Come on O, it's time that you live outside of the box, or closet.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why olives?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha.... yeah, this being a SERIUS RITERS FOURIM!!! and all...
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Not anymore.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Try not to choke on an olive, you nancy.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha.... yeah, this being a SERIUS RITERS FOURIM!!! and all...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-22 16:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ForensicGirl vs. Ghola - MATCH OF THE WEEK
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh... and apparently some menz and womenz didn't see the hate in ming <FLABBERGASTED by that one myself!>
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Serves you right for assuming people would actually take the time to read a well-written entry.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's clear that I cannot enter competitions like this anymore. Hating me has become too popular.
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I got all excited when I saw the first bracket ause I thought I'd be up against you. Was gonna dust off my fucking legend comment :(
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you, poet...i love you still. seriously.
you, albino no-ratings boy...write it about him anyway. Bob will probably get drunk on cheap beer and forget to post anything anyway.
shit ANY of you should just write a post about whoever it is you'd like to. fuck brackets. brackets are for nazis. i've always been more of a free-for-all type of guy anyway.
brackets are like ties. they look nice, but they aren't all that comfortable.
i REALLY need that martini now.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Note: I'm continuing to exercise my rights to hate blindly, as I'm still within the Mourning Period of Losery Loser Lose-Lose.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hear :(
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I here you. Pretty much all I got on Bobby boy is that he is a horrible fantasy sports player, so bad that I beat him by 3 whole points in our Football league for the title.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh... and apparently some menz and womenz didn't see the hate in ming <FLABBERGASTED by that one myself!>
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aside from you putting in a kick-ass entry, people dropped ratings on mine based on the title.. which to me seems to mean they really thought I'd give up :-(
At least I lost to a really really awesome enjoyable post
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why did I win? Crystle's was the better.
O Rly?
Ya Rly!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait...this was a competition? I thought it was just some dumb bandwagon.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:53:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's clear that I cannot enter competitions like this anymore. Hating me has become too popular.
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I got all excited when I saw the first bracket ause I thought I'd be up against you. Was gonna dust off my fucking legend comment :(
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That would have been fun, and I'd have had more to work with if we'd been paired up.
As it stood I got stuck with the most forgettable fuck on this website.
But at least this exercise gave me the opportunity to write what's probably my first honest post.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:54:29 EDT (#)
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i know shlongy, i know...i could barely bring myself to post about it, but my rabid fans were banging at my door for something.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's clear that I cannot enter competitions like this anymore. Hating me has become too popular.
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I got all excited when I saw the first bracket ause I thought I'd be up against you. Was gonna dust off my fucking legend comment :(
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Guess I'm going to have to play.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's clear that I cannot enter competitions like this anymore. Hating me has become too popular.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why did I win? Crystle's was the better.
O Rly?
Ya Rly!
Srly.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This contest is obviously rigged. Just look at all the deviant homosexuals who advanced to the next round.
Guess I know the answer to thorpe's question, "who do you gotta blow to win around here"
+2 Ass Pirate, I hope you get syphillis of the ass and one of those pimples that doesn't pop, it just grows and grows and grows.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-22 15:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You ARE aware that this contest would have been so much better if you just ignored it or forgot all about it now that Round One is finished.
Continuing it now puts it in a catagory with FUPA, SUPA and UberMadness.
You know how THOSE turned out.