End it Now and We'll All Be Happy! (1205 hits)
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Submitted by TTOMino: Medicine Man, Much Heap Firewater. (View user info) at 2007-05-22 18:23:51 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108518#2419655
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-24 18:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DFTmBrMYPw&mode=related&search=
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-05-24 13:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-23 03:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I enjoy reading ETS posts though I don't always agree with his views. And he is the cutest looking guy on here.
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Pff yeah right, like anyone on here could possibly be more attractive than me.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-05-24 12:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-05-22 20:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, you're the one making picture posts encouraging me to commit suicide just because I questioned your last post. Who's the whiny little bitch here?
The difference between you and me is, I do not give two fucks if people "bash me", whereas you seem to suck up whatever praise you get like a anemic vampire at a blood bank.
I suggest you just ignore me and move on, otherwise it looks like you've got a chip on your shoulder, and that doesn't jive with your "victim" role.
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Victim role?
You think I am a govt spy sent here to harrass you.
You think people pointing out how you are full of shit, and don't understand some of the basic concepts that explain the world around you is part of a conspiracy to shut you up.
You think the FBI are listening you to you and fantasize about dieing in a gunbattle with them.
Who exactly is playing the victim here?
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
don't let kurfsec see this
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-23 22:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-23 05:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We all used to laugh at the cancer! It was Good Times! Apollo would be all like "I'd buy you a pint but I'd be afraid of catching the cancer" and TTOM would be like "Och aye, ya don' haf talk a lorra ballacks yeh nonce!" and we'd all have a chuckle and spend the rest of the day congratulating one another on how awesome we all were.
Not anymore though. Now it's just "Yeees a big fookin' wanka yis are" and just constant RAGE. Perhaps he has been bitten by some kind of infected monkey?
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That's funny
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I approve.
Submitted by Black-Affronted (user info) at 2007-05-23 13:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Get ze tarp! Get ze tarp!!!!
Classic mate, you have outdone yourself yet again!
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-05-23 12:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA!
A +2 for showing some emotion. Don't worry, Michael Jackson TTOMed My Kids (Or whatever your going by these days). You're still the best poster in a post-Jimbo/Sideburns/Razor era of hacks and morons. Even when you lose it you're funnier than most of the clowns on this site.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Way to rewrite maddox.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-23 10:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In America, you can grow up to be ANYTHING you want to be!
Of course, since TTOM is not in America, this has nothing to do with anything.
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, KIDS...AND EAT YOUR VEGETABLES.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-05-23 09:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-23 08:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I KNEW ID MAKE IT TO THE BIG LEAGUES EVENTUALLY! Id like to thank my mum and God, Jesus has always been there for me and my dad, I love my dad *sniff* oh this is such an emotional moment for me!
Most of all Id like to thank Shlongy for being such a cock hole all these years, hes been a real inspiration! Way to go shlongy , I did it man! I really did it!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-23 08:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. TTOM is making it to the big time. He's getting compared to Shlongy.
WAY TO GO!
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty is right, uber broke TTOM's spirit. He'll be schlongy in no time. Weep.
+2 because ETS is a self aggrandising, impotent buttock.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-05-23 06:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, way to rise above it all right?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-23 05:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I mean he's still funny and all. I just worry you know?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-23 05:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We all used to laugh at the cancer! It was Good Times! Apollo would be all like "I'd buy you a pint but I'd be afraid of catching the cancer" and TTOM would be like "Och aye, ya don' haf talk a lorra ballacks yeh nonce!" and we'd all have a chuckle and spend the rest of the day congratulating one another on how awesome we all were.
Not anymore though. Now it's just "Yeees a big fookin' wanka yis are" and just constant RAGE. Perhaps he has been bitten by some kind of infected monkey?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-23 04:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Niiiiiice...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-23 04:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think he heard you thinking of making fun of his cancer
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-23 04:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You've gotten so angry lately. Whatever happened to the lovable, young, scamp who played D&D with his mates and played with his ever laughing dog?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-23 03:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I enjoy reading ETS posts though I don't always agree with his views. And he is the cutest looking guy on here.
However...
I can't help but feel he takes himself WAY too seriously and I get the impression he finds it hard to laugh at not just himself but, well, anything really.
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-05-23 02:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-23 02:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had a moment today when I thought ETS might be one of Method's alters.
I mean - no one is that much of an odd ball
By the way - that anaemic vampire at a bloodbank metaphor is the worst one I have seen in ages. Are you legally retarded boy?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-05-23 01:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-05-23 00:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-05-22 23:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Touched a nerve, eh? You sound genuinely upset in that last section.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-22 23:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I DEMAND SOMEONE RECOGNIZE MY BRILLIANCE!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69608
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-05-22 23:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, I think he's a fag to.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-05-22 22:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
and.... blam!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-22 22:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by KindaLikeJesus (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
do what you said in the title to yourself. Then I'll not.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha midget man
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-22 20:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah Im the victim in all this oh noes woe is me etc etc etc fucking tool, why dont you take your own advice and fucking ignore ME instead of doing gay shit like retal -2s and misquoting me, fuck off you retarded piece of shit.
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You're seriously losing it. So much hatred can't be good for your health.
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HAHA you just got called crazy by a crazy person.
PWNED.
though theres nothing sadder than a geek turning on his own kind as you have done here with the non-ets part of the post.
in future, dont bother with hate against him, its just a waste. youre far better off reminding him again how ineffectual and uneducated he is. remind him that he is every bit as compliant as we are.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well done midget man
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy, you can't even read. How do you know what the hell my posts are about?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:24:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Says the man that post about his hatred on some different topic on pretty much a bi-weekly basis...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-22 20:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah Im the victim in all this oh noes woe is me etc etc etc fucking tool, why dont you take your own advice and fucking ignore ME instead of doing gay shit like retal -2s and misquoting me, fuck off you retarded piece of shit.
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You're seriously losing it. So much hatred can't be good for your health.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i would have to go the poison route...quick and painfree sounds good to me.
haha rhyme.
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Should I ever choose to off myself: I've decided that I'll go sky diving and instead of pulling the 'chute I'll just slam through the roof of someone's house at a couple hundred miles and hour. I'd love to see the chalk line for that.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-22 20:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah Im the victim in all this oh noes woe is me etc etc etc fucking tool, why dont you take your own advice and fucking ignore ME instead of doing gay shit like retal -2s and misquoting me, fuck off you retarded piece of shit.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-05-22 20:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-22 20:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How about you resort to either using one of these methods or grow up and stop being such a little bitch then maybe people wouldnt bash you, no?
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Hey, you're the one making picture posts encouraging me to commit suicide just because I questioned your last post. Who's the whiny little bitch here?
The difference between you and me is, I do not give two fucks if people "bash me", whereas you seem to suck up whatever praise you get like a anemic vampire at a blood bank.
I suggest you just ignore me and move on, otherwise it looks like you've got a chip on your shoulder, and that doesn't jive with your "victim" role.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-05-22 20:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You could get yourself gunned down by police or military! You'd probably make the news.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-22 20:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What do you expect? Hes a little bitch.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-22 20:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Buahauahahahaha...ETS is crying like Rob Berg after the buffet closes.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-22 20:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How about you resort to either using one of these methods or grow up and stop being such a little bitch then maybe people wouldnt bash you, no?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-05-22 20:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, I knew you were out of material, but Jesus...resorting to ETS bashing?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-05-22 20:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-05-22 19:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
definite + 2
that goofy cat chick is fer sure -killable!
I have not tried to off myself today,but after reading this post,i am truly inspired.
You can feel the love all over this post.
If I do,I'll send a picture!
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-05-22 19:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've tried some of these. You're not kidding about the tarp. Holy Christ. How does a slurry of cerebellum and liquified skull shards get in so deep to the fiber of carpet? Cream carpet, no less?
Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2007-05-22 19:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tried them all. Be more original!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-05-22 19:25:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-22 19:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69608
I actually tried them all!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-22 19:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
With a little tweeking you could sing this like: Dick-In-The-Box
Submitted by hairjr (user info) at 2007-05-22 19:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like ttom
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love your beave...your mind is alright, I suppose.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There are many ways to kill yourself.
Oooodles and oooodles.
Varying amounts of dependable lethability. I suggest reading up on it.
Also oooodles and oooodles of ways to kill someone. Mundane to the exotic.
I love my mind sometimes!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Giving ETS the finger guarantees +2's for life...even your fucking sci-fi posts that I don't understand.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MORE ROUND HEADS!
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha..
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
zing
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol dont make fun of goths, its not there fault, most of them cant be as pretty and smrat as us, and they have 2 kill themselfs
Submitted by eric_the_bread (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, I've talked to ETS before. I find him likable. Usually I agree with ETS. There's just something about him and I think I have it figured out. He's like my grandmother. He always talks about the same shit. You can agree with that shit, but he's always talking about it. Every day, day after day. Each post sounds the same. Same shit each day.
I hate apathy too. I like the masses to be informed of the evils of big brother. I also like to sleep sometimes.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my goodness.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahaha
I can't make this any better than a +2 and that makes me sad.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-05-22 18:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're very persuasive, I'm actually considering it...