Fuck the Cable Guy (781 hits)
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Submitted by Sunny Gurm <sunnygurm.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-05-22 20:29:12 EDT
Cable TV? Go fuck yourself.
I give people the benefit of the doubt...most of the time. But every once in a while someone so stupid comes along it makes you want to defile their reproductive organs so they can't lower the mean intelligence of humanity any more with their inevitably retarded offspring. I'm talking of course about the cable guy.
CableGuy: It looks like you guys are getting free cable...
Translation: You're stealing cable you dirty sand-nigger.
Me: Oh really? I didn't know
Translation: No shit Sherlock, what tipped you off, the broken in cable box or the multiple cable splitters in our house?
CableGuy: Well I'm gonna put the filter on your cable and cut it off. If you want it I can call it in Translation: I whole-heartedly believe that putting this filter on the cable is going to stop you from stealing basic cable.
Me: Nah, we don't need cable. Go ahead and put the filter on.
Translation: Go fuck yourself, I'm gonna steal it 5 minutes after you leave.
CableGuy then replaced our modem, and as I expected put a plastic lock on the cable box, as well as a filter on the cable.
I have never within 5 minutes of meeting a person confirmed that I am a better and more valuable human being than he/she is. The way this man just hated his life and his shitty job just rubbed off on me the wrong way. DeVry graduates have more of a value and purpose in life than this asshole. The arrogance and unprofessionalism this monkey portrayed when replacing my modem was unprecedented.
My roommate "Ali" is a computer science major. CableGuy went down to Ali's room. The following exchange took place:
Ali: We need a new modem. The router is fine, the connections are fine, the modem is not working.
Translation: Save the troubleshooting you learned during training week asshole, I know my shit.
CableGuy: I think theres something wrong with your computer.
Translation: I'm a lazy fuck, or I'm really stupid. Probably the latter.
Ali: ......
Translation: SHOULD I PLAY THE 'COMPUTER SCIENCE' CARD OR WHAT.
Before you email me with, "Sunny, OMG, ur such a dick!", it's not like this guy was a bitter old man. He had several tattoos, a long goatee, and didn't look over 25. So CableGuy, if you're reading this, why are you so anal? Don't tell me you take pride in your job, you're a fucking cable guy. Pride is not a part of the job. Finding reasons to keep living on the other hand are a part of the job.
God loves fucking with me.
User Reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this was crap
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-23 10:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LEAVE THE CABLE GUY ALONE. I NEED MY CABLE. SO WHAT IF THEY SHOW UP HOURS LATE.
OR, DAYS LATE.
PS. OR NOT AT ALL.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-05-23 10:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Of course I steal cable, I'm a broke University student.
As for talking myself up, all engineering students are given a sense of superiority over all other majors...maybe it's because we matter.
Fuck off.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-05-23 08:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You talk yourself up yet you steal cable? Your both losers.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Were you the mitt?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
who cares?
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-05-23 00:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
not quite a swing and a miss..... more of a foul tip
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-22 23:10:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ummmm, not that interesting
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-22 22:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sounds like you expected too much.
You gave insufficient reason for me to think he was as stupid as you found him and just made yourself look like an asshole for trying to be so superior.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-05-22 22:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bushy,
Obviously he was just doing his job. Hence, "Fuck the cable guy".
Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2007-05-22 22:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
looks like the cable guy was just doing his job and you're being a prick about it.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who's going to email you?..
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
so when you gonna ask Ali out?
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-05-22 20:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who can really be faulted for stealing cable when there's almost nothing worth watching on cable TV.
With the exception of Comedy Central and the History Channel. I'd pay for those.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-22 20:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It took us four engineers and two weeks to get our internet connection fixed properly. Lazy bastards didnt even bother their arses to turn up twice as well, fucking cunts.