Reasons to get in shape (692 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.04 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Dalai Queso (View user info) at 2007-05-22 21:27:29 EDT
I used to be fat. I thought if I gave a girl an orgasm I was good. Today I realized just one benefit of being in shape. Multiple orgasms aren't just for women.
We knew the length of the road trip. An hour and a half one way, but we were looking at another motorcycle that if purchased would be ridden by both of us. She'd never steer, but just being a passenger through some high speed lane splitting got her wet.
Cars all around didnt move faster than 5 miles per hour for a matter of seconds before stopping again. On two wheels we tore through traffic, 15 mph, 20 mph, 30 mph, the gaps between cars became another lane for us. The surge of adrenaline must've gotten her hot, as her hand stroked my cock the whole ride.
Hollywood traffic was nothing on two wheels, and 30 mph between cars got her plenty moist enough for me to discern through 4 layers of fabric. But then we got to 710 south. 2 passengers, 750cc's, what was the top speed? I decided to find out. 152 mph, we were swinging by cars on the freeway like they were stopped. I yelled at the tops of my lungs "SLOW DOWN?" the answer was clear. "HELL NO!"
Fuck cops. We made it to Broadway in long beach in a 3rd the usual time. I could feel the wetness of her crotch burning against my lower back. Within a matter of minutes the bike was parked, our helmets off and lips locked. Passionately kissing my lips, she fumbled for her keys. I was impressed as she unlocked her door without opening her eyes or taking her lips off mine.
Her breasts were so soft, the c-cups begging for a skilled massage. My hand rubbed a swollen clit like a pestle preparing medicine, her moans verified my skill and progress. Nearly tearing my shirt she ripped off my top, her hands grabbing my pecs. Caressing my torso, she praised my hard body. She raised her arms as I simultaneously slipped off her t-shirt and bra.
Her breasts bounced as they fell from the support of her bra. My hand caressed her right nipple as my tounge sought the left. Her tight abs begged to be touched, and my hands obliged. She fumbled with my belt, trying her hardest to undo my belt and unleash my cock.
Kissing her neck, my hands stroked her tight abs, circling around her waist, and playing with her labia from behind while she arched her back. She moaned, ripping off my pants as fast as she could. "oohhh," she was pleasantly surprised with the erect penis before her. She grasped it with both hands and began to stroke and suck it.
She bobbed her head rapidly, pleasing the man with the penis she so enjoyed the taste of. With a big smile she leaned back, legs spread, "put in in me". I obliged, my cock feeling ready to explode from the blood pressure. Her beautiful body arched as I thrust my member in her vagina.
Forcefully I slammed her clitoris with my pelvis, each thrust rewarding me with her lusty moan. "OOooh, OOoh, OH, OOHHH!!!" She moaned with my cock moving rapidly in and out of her. Thrusting I felt immense pleasure, nearing orgasm. Her moaning grew louder, more intense, as did mine with her. Our first orgasm together, simulataneous, equally powerful in verbal representation of stimulation.
This is where I noticed my hard work paying off. Far from going limp, my penis remaind entirely erect, and as such I continued thrusting, not even tired. She continued to moan, grasping my muscles tightly. Her moaning crescendoed again. Her vagina spasmed with pleasure, the vibrations utterly pleasureful on my cock.
Full of energy and still completely erect, I continued humping away. "OoooOOOHHH!" Another orgasm, we kissed passionately. My tongue stroked her nipples repeatedly. My tongue thouroughly enjoyed the flavor of the gorgeous nipples atop the c-cups before it. She continued moaning, I thrust my dick in her faster and faster for orgasm number 3. Her hands groped my entire naked body, as did mine hers. I thrust deeper, faster, she yelled pleasured by orgasm #4.
I slowed, but continued with my penis within her. "Doing alright?" I asked, between deep breaths. "Oh, yes," she replied, to which I responded with further rapid thrusts. Orgasm #5 overtook her. Barely sweating, and with her moaning and loving every minute, "More?" I asked. Unable to respond quietly she yelled a single syllable, "YES!" and I fulfilled her request. Orgasm #6.
I slow my thrusting without stopping, my erect penis still within her. "How are you doing?" I ask. "Amazing. You already beat my previous record for orgasms." Encouraged, I thrust quickly, responding to her moans with harder, deeper thrusts. #7. She nearly screamed, a pleasured smile overtaking her face.
I couldn't believe it, I felt a single bead of sweat and tons of energy. I continued to drive my hip into her, concentrating on the contact between my pelvis and her clitoris. At this point, I would not doubt the irritation of her neighbors. Unable to contain herself she straight out yelled, "YEEESSS!!! OH JED, YEEESSS!!!". #8.
I could feel her vagina vibrating on my penis, I slowed to a stop, my erect penis still inside her. We kissed passionately, my hand stroking her soft breasts. I leaned back, she sat atop me. "Hey, sit up straight" I ordered, to which she happily complied. I thrust my hard dick as deep and hard as I could within her. With each thrust she elicited a pleasured yelp. Faster and faster I rammed her vagina, my pubis striking her clit just right.
She screamed again, a smile covering her face. "YES!" she screamed my name repeatedly through her intense ninth orgasm. Sweating profusely she fell atop me. "Shit," she lamented, "I have to go to work!". I pulled out as she caught her breath. I pulled out. We showered together, our minds still in the gutter.
"Next day off," I promised "We'll take the whole night. Give you around 25 or so orgasms or more. I'll give you a night you'll never forget." And I knew my 2 and a half months of working out were far from in vain. This beautiful girl was going to experience some serious sex.
I headed home, satisfied with my workout for the day. I already had my next days routine in mind. The muscles that got tired today would be worked twice as hard tomorrow. Finally, I find myself a serious love machine, with a customer not at all disappointed. I love working out.
User Reviews
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2007-05-23 17:10:21 EDT (#)
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Hey, not every post can be gold. Reading this sober, however, I find it was really terrible. Oh, well. Could be worse, I could be one of those non-submitting bastards that just rate (and usually unforgivingly), or even worse, I could be Schlongy. He's such a tool. Watch him come back and -2 me a bunch more. Oh, ouch! Not a -2!
Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2007-05-23 10:38:25 EDT (#)
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Ouch. Sunny cut me. Anyone have a bandaid?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-23 10:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Boy, speaking of fantasies that will never happen to you...
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-05-23 10:26:13 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Void_Where_Prohibited
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Wow, you got cut up by Void_Where_Prohibited.
Looks like you heard it from the source itself.
Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2007-05-23 09:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1) Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
2) She faked most, if not all, of that.
3) What are you? 14?
4) This wasn't even believable or erotic. "Ohhh, let's see how many sexually oriented words I can put in one post!!"
5) The actual writing couldn't save this piece of drivel.
6) Wish they had a lower rating than -2.
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2007-05-23 08:59:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hooray for drunk posts!
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-23 08:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
shagging your sister is bad form
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This reads like someone's first letter to Penthouse Forum; utterly unbelieveable and loaded with evidence of your inexperience with actual women. Sorry, y'fail.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PLUS FUCKING 2, MAN!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
don't post here, post on eroticstories.com
Submitted by God_Is_My_Mate (user info) at 2007-05-23 04:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This (and you) are a god damned piece of shit.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-23 03:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm sorry, no.
But the Uniter spoke! (+1)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-23 03:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow The Uniter spoke.
What a cunt.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-23 03:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
'Her breasts hit the floor as they fell from the orthopaedic support bra'
Even the silent Uniter felt compelled to speak out. You get the hint?
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-05-23 02:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"My hand rubbed a swollen clit like a pestle preparing medicine"
That may just be the least erotic thing I have everheard.
Ever.
Sicko.
This made my penis die.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-23 02:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GRIND THAT PESTLE YEAH BABY YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE IT
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2007-05-23 01:26:37 EDT (#)
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You must be really hot/successful.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-22 23:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
ew
I saw the word penis and something about a spasming vagina.
ew
Haha at the uniter.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-22 22:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The best part of this post was:
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-22 22:30:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:38:04 EDT (#)
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I didn't find this at all erotic, but but at least you tried.
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If I only had a dollar for every time I've heard that phrase.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-22 22:30:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:38:04 EDT (#)
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I didn't find this at all erotic, but but at least you tried.
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If I only had a dollar for every time I've heard that phrase.
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2007-05-22 22:20:46 EDT (#)
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BTW, true story, mother fuckers.
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2007-05-22 22:19:49 EDT (#)
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Sane. I meant Sane. But I'm drunk. So fuck typos.
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2007-05-22 22:19:23 EDT (#)
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Sorry, Rob_Berg, but good to knw a snae uberite is still here :)
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2007-05-22 22:18:47 EDT (#)
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First shot at uber erotica, but I got that piece of shit "The uniter" to comment! YAY! What a dickhead!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the dumbest goddamn piece of shit I've ever read on this site and that's saying something.
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Wow, you got the Uniter to say something.
+2 for that.
As for me, I didn't read much of it - not my cup o' tea.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
could've been written better but it got me mildly turned on. so yay.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the dumbest goddamn piece of shit I've ever read on this site and that's saying something.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"My hand rubbed a swollen clit like a pestle preparing medicine" Really? Yeah..no.
"Amazing. You already beat my previous record for orgasms." Nobody would ever say this in bed.
penis penis vagina vagina, and the ticking off of the numbers? Not hot.
I didn't find this at all erotic, but but at least you tried.
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't buy it
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-05-22 21:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good god.