The Game (763 hits)
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Submitted by Lisa (View user info) at 2007-05-23 01:55:50 EDT
It's the familiar smell of rubber and sweat. The squeaks of soles against hardwood. The bass, buzzers, whistles, cheers, loud silence, strong bodies, expecting eyes, passion, pain. That is why you love the game.
It's the rush when you meet your opponents—the taller and more formidable, the greater the flood of adrenaline through your veins. You're ready to do battle. It's the high that makes you think, "Nothing is better than this feeling." It's the first moment the ball is in your hands, when you tell yourself, "I'm home." That is why you love the game.
And if you really love it, you'll play till the sweat tickles your forehead and stings your eyes. You'll run till you're nauseous and the waistband of your underwear is dripping wet. You'll work for it, hurt for it, cry over it, think about it at night, and want it more than anything.
When it's over and your knees are hot and swollen, your limbs are rubbery, you're tired and hot and hungry and sticky and lightheaded and bruised, all you can think about is your next chance to do it again.
That is how you live the game.
User Reviews
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2007-05-31 01:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You dumb bitch get the fuck back here.
Please?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-29 02:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It is awesome, thanks.
I'm going to take another vacation from Ubersite starting five seconds from now. Think of me fondly when the Cavs win.
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2007-05-28 16:42:03 EDT (#)
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reads like a gatorade commercial
but i'm not watchin tv
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-05-28 16:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awesome.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-24 23:33:37 EDT (#)
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boo
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-23 17:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-23 12:08:23 EDT (#)
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also, haha @ TToM
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-23 10:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I like "the Game" better when it's the one where you lick my love pump while fondling my marbles.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Basketball sucks
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-23 12:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
While I find b-ball somewhat boring to watch, it's a great sport to play. This was well written at any rate.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-23 12:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
also, haha @ TToM
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-23 12:05:10 EDT (#)
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i played baseball, and boxing, and wrestling, not Star Wars...this 'basketball' just holds no interest for me and as such this post wasn't that great.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it my fault the only "sport" you pasty dorks played in high school was Star Wars role-play?
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The post was kind of meh. This review was +1 worthy.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-23 16:10:01 BST (#)
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Is it my fault the only "sport" you pasty dorks played in high school was Star Wars role-play?
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*looks shifty* No I didn't...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:42:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:10:01 EDT (#)
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Is it my fault the only "sport" you pasty dorks played in high school was Star Wars role-play?
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I'd only do you if you had a Darth Vader mask on.
BAG IT, BITCH.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:28:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how about hockey?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:13:44 EDT (#)
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I think we'd have great fights.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:10:01 EDT (#)
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Is it my fault the only "sport" you pasty dorks played in high school was Star Wars role-play?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-23 10:45:48 EDT (#)
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You need to find yourself a better sport, lass.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-23 10:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I like "the Game" better when it's the one where you lick my love pump while fondling my marbles.
Submitted by mrez (user info) at 2007-05-23 10:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
are u a niggah?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fucking cunt shit of a stupid niggercunt whore lottery was fucking rigged.
celts got # 5...shit
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:19:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*shakes head*
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:02:05 EDT (#)
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O RLY?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-23 05:16:27 EDT (#)
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I LOVE Basketball.
And the Cavs are out in 5.
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-05-23 05:12:06 EDT (#)
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Basketball stinks, both to play and to watch.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-05-23 05:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have no idea why people enjoy watching sports...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-23 03:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
netball?
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2007-05-23 02:54:59 EDT (#)
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AND SO'S MY COLON!
(heshootshescores)
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2007-05-23 02:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My knees are pretty hot and swollen right now too.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-23 02:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Greg Oden looks like Wise Lebron.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-05-23 02:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO U
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-23 02:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
go fuck yourself!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-05-23 02:02:32 EDT (#)
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shoulda posted a gif of queen james passing to marshall instead of tying the game
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-23 01:56:40 EDT (#)
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GO CAVS WOO