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Beano Camwhore - Cos I'm So Pretty (repost) (1224 hits)

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Rating: 0.22 on 71 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Beano (View user info) at 2007-05-23 07:31:11 EDT


Always promised myself I wouldn't do this.

But hey... how can I deprive you people of my handsomeness? It would be unfair and unjust.






Ladies of uber... prepare to flick the bean.


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Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2008-07-23 20:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't hate you...



But I pity the foo'!

Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-14 05:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just to counter what that idiot Director did to you.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 15:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-13 08:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

My wife left me and i became an alcoholic cunt... someone call me a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance!!

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hahahahaha. Gee I wonder who that could have been?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Fucking tool.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-06-16 12:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Hahahahah


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


BWAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Brandon.... a still berth??

You stupid uneducated cunt!!

Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2007-06-10 16:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

god damn another one.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-24 06:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:28:48 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-23 12:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

why post a blurry picture?

and then respond defensively to every fucking comment?

either post a straight up pic and roll with the punches, or don't camwhore at all. its just the internet after all.


ps, you look soft and squishy and i hate those glasses
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WTF?

Defensive?

Am I missing something?
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A chromosome or two - but nothing I didn't expect

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-24 05:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

CJ has a huge head.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-24 05:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

he looks like a young Geoffrey Hughes.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-24 04:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-23 12:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

why post a blurry picture?

and then respond defensively to every fucking comment?

either post a straight up pic and roll with the punches, or don't camwhore at all. its just the internet after all.


ps, you look soft and squishy and i hate those glasses
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WTF?

Defensive?

Am I missing something?

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-23 17:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Man, I know that I have absolutely No Room to talk, but this made my eyes hurt.
It's like I went to Techno-Raver Hell...

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ChaosJester, there is just something about your reviews that annoy the shit out of me

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I was hoping this would be a camwhore of Oathmeal

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-23 13:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Bluro


Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-23 13:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I feel better about myself now

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-23 12:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-23 12:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-05-23 12:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-23 08:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're blurrier than I thought you'd be.


Oh, and also gayer.
====
AAAAHAHAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!!
You gotta love shlongy!!!!


ANOTHER conversion! I'm up to, lessee.....4 fans!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-23 12:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Mole Man

Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2007-05-23 12:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 10:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-23 08:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

even in movement you are ugly
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Oh noes!! some cock sucking canadian twat said I was ugly...!! VIA THE INTERWEBZ!!


Oh NOES !!!
=======================
AHAHAHAHAHAHA you minus twoed your own post AHAHAHAHAHA this is almost as bad as the attack of the emo spidey...

Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-05-23 12:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-23 08:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're blurrier than I thought you'd be.


Oh, and also gayer.
====
AAAAHAHAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!!
You gotta love shlongy!!!!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-23 12:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

why post a blurry picture?

and then respond defensively to every fucking comment?

either post a straight up pic and roll with the punches, or don't camwhore at all. its just the internet after all.


ps, you look soft and squishy and i hate those glasses

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

needs more blur

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:24:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Beano, confuse me not. I most certainly am not Bret. This I can guarantee you.
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Sico you motherfucker !!

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Beano, confuse me not. I most certainly am not Bret. This I can guarantee you.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you mad that I told you that you had a triple chin?
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Not at all Brett, you post was shit.

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you mad that I told you that you had a triple chin?

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 10:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-23 08:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

even in movement you are ugly
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Oh noes!! some cock sucking canadian twat said I was ugly...!! VIA THE INTERWEBZ!!


Oh NOES !!!

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 10:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-05-23 10:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 09:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Get back to standing up for ETS and spouting unfunny shite.

===

It's funny how memory works. You've just reminded me of an incident in the first year of secondary school when the class was discussing bullying and the teacher asked for some examples of insults or being mean. This one girl, I forget her name, put up her hand and said "Go stick your head in a dustbin"

There was absolute silence for two minutes, while the entire class and even the teacher visibly tried to come to terms with how unbelievably lame this girl's 'cutting' little gibe was.

Incidentally a couple of years later in biology when the teacher asked if anyone knew the correct anatomical term for a female sexual organ, she put up her hand and answered "virginia"
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FUCK-ING YAWN.




Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 10:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-23 10:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wait, are you Tornado Man?
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I idon't know who he is :o(
===
The Mighty Heroes- 5 pics down.

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/m/mitehero.htm
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Wicked !

He's my all time (new) favourite superhero!

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 10:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

welcome back below.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-05-23 10:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 09:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Get back to standing up for ETS and spouting unfunny shite.

===

It's funny how memory works. You've just reminded me of an incident in the first year of secondary school when the class was discussing bullying and the teacher asked for some examples of insults or being mean. This one girl, I forget her name, put up her hand and said "Go stick your head in a dustbin"

There was absolute silence for two minutes, while the entire class and even the teacher visibly tried to come to terms with how unbelievably lame this girl's 'cutting' little gibe was.

Incidentally a couple of years later in biology when the teacher asked if anyone knew the correct anatomical term for a female sexual organ, she put up her hand and answered "virginia"

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-23 10:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


is handsomeness a real word?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-23 10:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wait, are you Tornado Man?
------------

I idon't know who he is :o(
===
The Mighty Heroes- 5 pics down.

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/m/mitehero.htm

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-23 10:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Everybody Looks Like Someone Famous


You: http://www.norse-man.net/marvel/Char-M/MoleMan.jpg

Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-05-23 09:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol ur handsum lol a/s/l?

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 09:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-05-23 08:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

handsomeness? i can't imagine all the lies your mum must have been telling you all these years..
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I've said it before and I'll say it again... You yanks just do not get any form of humour do you?




Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 09:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:53:44 EDT (#)

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:54:30 EDT (#)

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46 seconds. It's fun to be right.
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Gonna do the same with this one to prove you were wrong?

Get back to standing up for ETS and spouting unfunny shite.

Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-05-23 09:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-23 09:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah I'd get that looked at.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-23 09:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AUTO COCKNEY WIDE BOY +2

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-05-23 09:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-23 08:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

*fails to fwap*
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Ahahahahah


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-23 08:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Plus if we had a face off, I would so win!

Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-05-23 08:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

A lot better..

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-23 08:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have a fucking meeting this morning too.

Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-05-23 08:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

handsomeness? i can't imagine all the lies your mum must have been telling you all these years..

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-23 08:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

even in movement you are ugly

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-23 08:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

*fails to fwap*

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-23 08:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're blurrier than I thought you'd be.


Oh, and also gayer.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:53:44 EDT (#)

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:54:30 EDT (#)

====

46 seconds. It's fun to be right.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here." - Mitch Hedberg

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hahahaha below.

Not really.

Off to a meeting in fact.


*I* have a life.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And so he sits, nervously refreshing the page.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wait, are you Tornado Man?
------------

I idon't know who he is :o(

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Plus You said I looked like an idiot!
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I show my affection through insults.

I just LOVE Bret.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

NO WAY PEDRO!!!!!!!!!! He's about 25 years maybe 30 older than me. I could be his son I guess.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.istegenc.com.tr/content/images/content_2004/mayis/sinema/sinema_johnny_rotten.jpg

http://www.ubersite.com/m/100400
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Erm... I beg to differ

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Plus You said I looked like an idiot!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Johnny Rotten.......Nah!!

I look like Dick from Dick and Dom in da bungalow apparently.

No comments please.




Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/100400

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below comment in context

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Nice spectacles.
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I knew a man who looked like Johnny Rotten would appretiate them.

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cool, your picture wants to become a video!!!!

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you're still all smeary

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Nice spectacles.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Man, I know that I have absolutely No Room to talk, but this made my eyes hurt.
It's like I went to Techno-Raver Hell...
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My car goes so fast I enter some kind of time/space rip type thing when I drive anywhere.

I wanted to represent it here.


No?

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

cool user name below

Submitted by big_spliff_smoker (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For bean flickage

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Man, I know that I have absolutely No Room to talk, but this made my eyes hurt.
It's like I went to Techno-Raver Hell...

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wait, are you Tornado Man?

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

All the hacked accounts are out today...!!


Bret... just -2 it and be done eh?

Submitted by recall (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

That'll do pig. That'll do.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Cheers.

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-23 07:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Nice triple chin.


Marge, let's end this feudin' and a-fussin' and get down to some lovin'.

-- Homer Simpson
Colonel Homer