I came naked, wet and screaming (1065 hits)
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Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (View user info) at 2007-05-23 13:01:39 EDT
Into the world, on this day, 22 years ago!
Happy Birthday to me! WOOO!
Go ahead and give me the obligatory -2DIE birthday love ratings now.
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Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-05-24 03:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Only kidding. Happie birfday yo.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-05-24 03:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should have died then.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-23 22:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
User id: 27478
Registered on or around: 2006-06-19 15:56:52 EDT
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Average rating of all messages: -0.09
You normally will get a positive rating on your birthday when you make a pointless post...But people don't like you...
Wait...who are you again?
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-05-23 22:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-05-23 18:42:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Happy Birthday
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-23 18:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-23 14:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I smiled.
Happy b-day to you.
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I thought you were leaving, twat smear.
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I just had to come back. I missed the >cough< witty banter.
Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-05-23 18:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks to everyone who humored me and wished me "happy birthday."
Have a great night and I'll have a drink in each of your honors!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-23 17:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ummm, woohoo?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You need to be careful about revealing personal information about yourself around here. For example, you were born on May 23, 1985. Therefore -
You are an Ox. A Wood Ox to be exact -
"This powerful sign is a born leader, being quite dependable and possessing an innate ability to achieve great things. As one might guess, such people are dependable, calm, and modest. Like their animal namesake, the Ox is unswervingly patient, tireless in their work, and capable of enduring any amount of hardship without complaint.
Ox people need peace and quiet to work through their ideas, and when they have set their mind on something it is hard for them to be convinced otherwise. An Ox person has a very logical mind and is extremely systematic in whatever they do, even without imagination. These people speak little but are extremely intelligent. When necessary, they are articulate and eloquent.
The Ox is not extravagant, and the thought of living off credit cards or being in debt makes them nervous. The possibility of taking a serious risk could cause the Ox sleepless nights.
Ox people are truthful and sincere, and the idea of wheeling and dealing in a competitive world is distasteful to them. They are rarely driven by the prospect of financial gain. These people are always welcome because of their honesty and patience. They have many friends, who appreciate the fact that the Ox people are wary of new trends, although every now and then they can be encouraged to try something new.
It is important to remember that the Ox people are sociable and relaxed when they feel secure, but occasionally a dark cloud looms over such people and they engage all the trials of the whole world and seek solutions for them."
You are also a Gemini -
"Individuals born under this sign are thought to have a sociable, fun-loving, versatile, cunning, lively, communicative, liberal, intelligent, mentally active and friendly character but one which is also prone to moodiness, nervousness, inconsistency, superficiality, restlessness, immaturity and laziness."
You never know what people around here will do with this kind of information.
Happy Birthday!!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-23 14:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I smiled.
Happy b-day to you.
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I thought you were leaving, twat smear.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Props to Mindy for making it twenty-two years in the makeshift coffin.
Yeah.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-05-23 14:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-23 14:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
funny, that's how I always come too
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-05-23 14:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Right on skrapmetal
But forreal, happy birthday
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-23 14:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Obligatory birfday review.
http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=0PBF22048BC-Today_is_my_Birthday.gif#24
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-23 14:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I smiled.
Happy b-day to you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-23 14:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-23 14:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I bought you something, now pull down your panties and you can have it!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-23 13:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The following is supposed to be said in a heavy drunken slur...
HHHHHHHHHAAAPPPPPPYYYY BIIRRRTTHHHD*BELCH*AAAAAYYYYYY TOOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOO!
HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAPPY BIIIIRRFFFDAYY TA*HICK* YEEEEEEWWWWW!
HHHHHAAAPPYYY BBBBIRRFFDDAYYYYYYY, DDDEAARRR...
*collapses in drunken stupor whilst pissing oneself*
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Two words. 21st birthday. 'Nuff said.
Hope your B-day is scrumpciliumpcious...
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-05-23 13:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Happy Birthday.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-23 13:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me your birthday box!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-23 13:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
22?
You've got a ways to go, young'un.
Happy birthday!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-23 13:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The best people were born at the end of May.
Besides this poster I mean. From May 27th on, rather.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-23 13:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you don't TTOM.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-23 13:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Its my 27th on sunday and Noonie and Omatrons on the 30th and 31st if I remember correctly
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-23 13:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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