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Bart I want you (1276 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.19 on 55 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2007-05-23 15:24:47 EDT

Bart,

I see you posts. I read them. You are an intelligent attractive woman. I think that you are a beutiful woman who just needs the caress of a loving man.

I would like to propose something to you.

Dinner....the two of us.....Candlelight. Taking and laughing. Spending time with each other. we go for a walk on the beach at sunset. We go back to my house and sit in front of teh fire drinking wine. I offer you a backrub. You accept. You offer me back my ratings. I accept.

I would be so happy so lucky to spend time with you and get to know you.

Maybe.........

one day I could fuck you. I would fuck you for hours and make you beg me to take my dick out of you. I woudl make every orifce you have sore. Your jaw would hurt. Your ass would ache and you would walk funny because your pussy would be warn out.
You remind me of a teacher I had in eighth grade that sucked me off. I will save that for another post. All you need to know is she was the best cocksucker I ever knew and I bet you could beat her.

I would love to come home one day and have you naked on your knees waiting my the front door ready to lick my balls and suck my dick. You would swallow my cum and then go fix me dinner.

After dinner you would want me to fuck you until you went numb. After that you woudl let me continue to have my way with you. Why? because you would be addicted to my fat cock.

I woudl finally pass out...only to wake up to you sucking me of in the morning. I would nut in your face and go to work only to repeat everything again that day. This could be our life.

you wanna hook up with me Bart. you will not be sorry. I would make you the happiest woman in the land.

The mere though of looking down at you and seeing your eyes glimmer as you suck the last drop of cum from my cock and balls makes me shudder with excitement.

p.s. Give me back my ratings.

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User Reviews

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-15 00:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

TEE HEE

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-01 18:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I started writing "DARKO LIVES" on walls around MSU in my free time.

See if you can spot one!

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Funny, yes. Sloppy, double yes.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-24 04:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-24 02:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-05-23 20:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Poor lonely, ratingless Darko.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-24 08:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Id have many more +2s for my clever use of filenames if Darko had his rating so I approve slightly. Not enough to really care but slightly.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-05-24 08:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck. I laughed.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-24 06:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I must admit, shandy is one of my idols on this site. Playing hungry hungry hippos is now interactive porn thanks to him.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-24 06:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I was bored and thought it'd be funny?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-24 06:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dont forget the reason you did it

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-24 06:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I pulled a rad, leaving the same review he did a year and a half earlier. Problem was there was only like 10 posts this time instead of two pages.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-24 04:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-24 02:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-05-23 20:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Poor lonely, ratingless Darko.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-24 04:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

9yr old rape victim made me laugh.

I'm so going to burn.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-24 03:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Why am I awake? I have class in six hours.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-24 03:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

My personal theory is that Bart doesn't really care. As he shouldn't.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-24 03:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

For the record, Darko lost his rating ability because he asked Bart to remove it.

Darko figured he wanted to be like STD. I told him to forget the ratings and find a nice 9 year old girl to rape, but he doesn't listen to me anymore.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-24 03:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Because I'm a bigger sycophant than our Darko.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-24 03:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So why does Rad still have his ratings?

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-24 03:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-24 08:02:20 BST (#)
Ranking: 1

he dropped +1 bombs on all the posts on the best ever list (the ones with perfect rating on, say, 45 reviews.

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Hmmm...... if thats a reason to lose your ratings, how come The_Uniter is still rating?

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-24 03:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

he dropped +1 bombs on all the posts on the best ever list (the ones with perfect rating on, say, 45 reviews.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-24 03:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

only a +1 but im nominating this for b@w

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-24 02:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-23 21:40:18 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

July 9th, 2006. Never Forget.

(the day I lost my ratings)

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Just out of curiosity, what did you do, exactly, that warranted losing them in the first place? I could go back and trawl the archives to find out...... but I'm not going to.

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-24 02:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-05-23 20:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Poor lonely, ratingless Darko.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-05-23 20:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Poor lonely, ratingless Darko.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-23 18:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ripping off one of my favorite posts ever.
See my label-thingies.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-05-23 18:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-05-23 18:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'll come back and give this a +2 when you're banned.

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-05-23 17:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Its just a cat and mouse sexual tension game between you two isnt it?

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-05-23 17:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Law

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-05-23 17:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-23 16:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Give Darko back his fucking rating ability bart, ya goddamn Hitler, so I can stop reading about how DARKO DOESN'T HAVE RATINGS.

This post wasn't too bad...bart's just irritating my sphincter with his antics.

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Shlongy - Godwin's Rule

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-23 17:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-23 16:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I had you all lined up with a +2, Darko, but didn't want anyone to think I was +2-ing bart in any way, shape or form.

He owes me money.

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-05-23 16:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-05-23 16:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you are one sick little boy.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-23 16:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Glad to have your support Shlongy.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-23 16:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Give Darko back his fucking rating ability bart, ya goddamn Hitler, so I can stop reading about how DARKO DOESN'T HAVE RATINGS.

This post wasn't too bad...bart's just irritating my sphincter with his antics.

Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-05-23 16:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

See even Bart likes it.

She said she was speechless.

bart if you come over I can make you speechless by sticking my cock down your throat and filling your mouth with my hot warm cum. I so want to fuck you it is not even funny. I want to make you my cockslave. Can I have your email or a way to contact you outside of uber?

I can't wait to feel your insides as I pump my cock to a glorious finish.

LOL

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-23 16:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

July 9th, 2006. Never Forget.

(the day I lost my ratings)

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-05-23 16:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BUTCH_HERO (user info) at 2007-05-23 16:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice Timing, I'd nearly forgotten...

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-23 16:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-23 16:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

how does that ruin it?
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BY STATING THE SOURCE, CAN YOU NOT SEE!?!?!
:-O

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-23 16:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Darko I want you

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-23 16:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

how does that ruin it?

Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-23 16:04:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow.

Submitted by Nugk (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Now thats a good way to beg

Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Non-hetero

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Give Darko back his rapings.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Give darko back his ratings.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-05-23 12:30:13 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1

old school

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

old school

Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed pretty hard. Best of luck on this.

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because I don't see this going well for you