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Man Busted While Drunk Driving in Wheelchair (274 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: -2 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by http://www.nowthatshumor.com (View user info) at 2007-05-23 15:34:32 EDT


Never do I get the chance to posted a true story to a funny picture, and here is one of those great moments! Enjoy


...Original Release...

BERLIN (Reuters) - A wheelchair-bound German stunned police when they pulled him over for using the road and found he was 10 times over the legal alcohol limit for drivers.

"He was right in the middle of the road," said a spokesman for police in the northeastern city of Schwerin Tuesday. "The officers couldn't quite believe it when they saw the results of the breath test. That's a life-threatening figure."

The 31-year-old told police he had been out drinking with a friend and was a little over a mile from home when a squad car stopped him as he passed through the village of Ventschow.

Police said that because the man was technically traveling as a pedestrian, he could not be charged with a driving offence.

"It's not like we can impound his wheelchair," the spokesman said. "But he is facing some sort of punishment. It's just not clear yet what exactly that will be."



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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:58:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:54:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:41:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:54:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-05-23 12:48:26 PDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:41:03 EDT (#)
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Stay off the Uberboard, you fucking waste of flesh. We fucking hate you.

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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:42:51 EDT (#)
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Thank god you posted this because, you know, seeing it on Fark, MSN.com, and every other news-compilation site just isn't enough.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-23 15:41:03 EDT (#)
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