Tupac Resurrected (550 hits)
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Submitted by SunnyG (View user info) at 2007-05-24 09:16:25 EDT
Often rap music is shunned for being non-sense, degrading, and silly. However I believe that the true message of a rapper can be lost in translation. So, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my ghetto translation service. Today I will be translating "Fuck Friendz", by the late Tupac Shakur.
SONG:
[2Pac - over background voices]
My ghetto love song, hahaha, let's be friends..
(Where my niggaz at? Where my niggaz where my bitches?
Where my niggaz at? Where my bitches at?
Throw your hands in the air
Everybody just throw your hands in the air)
Let's be friends..
(Wessyde in this motherfucker right here, Wessyde..)
MEANING:
As in every rap song, I must introduce myself and my clique of friends. I also must state how we're going to do things, and let me assure you, we're going to do things properly like on the western coastline of the United States.
Where are all my niggers? Where are my morally void girlfriends? Raise your hand, for I can't see you yet.
SONG:
[2Pac]
Approach you and post a minute, arm on my double-R tinted
As you pass bye wink in my eye, freshly scented
What's the haps baby? (Whassup?) Come get with me and perhaps lady
you can help me multiply my stacks baby
MEANING:
I drove up to you in my Rolls Royce as you stared at me with sexual intent. What are your plans for the evening? If you aren't doing anything, maybe we can engage in sexual intercourse and you can help me exponentially increase my worth in dollars. I am not going to specify how you can get me more money, but it is generally implied that I will procure you for immoral purposes.
SONG:
Currency seems small I need companionship (hey)
Through with that - scandalous shit, I bet your man ain't shit
So why you hesitatin actin like yo' shit don't stink
Check out my - diamonds bitch everyone gonna blink (bling bling bling)
This be a thug thang, Outlaw nigga with riches
Cream dreamin motherfucker, on a mash for bitches
Check my resume, sippin on Cristal and Alize
MEANING:
I don't seem to have much currency, but I would love to have a sexual partner. I bet your current sexual partner is not even the equivalent of feces. So stop hesitating to whore yourself out to me for your excrement also emits a foul and disgusting odour. However even though I previously stated that I don't seem to have much currency, I do have several diamonds which I enjoy showing off. In fact, my diamonds are of such brilliance they can be blinding and will cause you to blink several times.
I betray the law on a regular basis, and contrary to my previous statements I have riches. My goal in life is to get women. Why don't you take a look at my curriculum vitae? It clearly states that I enjoy drinking expensive liquor.
SONG:
Smokin on big weed, keyed the Cali way
Don't like trickin but I'll buy you a fifth
I can't stand no sneaker-wearin nappy head bitch
Let my pedigree, re-breed me, they're so cheap
Puttin bitch-made bustas to sleep with no grief
Mash on my so-called comp, who the man?
While I'm tuggin on yo' main bitch head (C'mere baby, Wessyde!)
Understand this, ain't no nigga like me, fuck Jay-Z
He broke and I smoke daily (come on y'all) baby let's be friends
MEANING:
I smoke copious amounts of cannabis which has been prepared in a distinct way that can only be found in the state of California. I don't like it when women stay with me just for the money, but I will surely buy you a fifth of a gallon of liquor. I don't like women who wear sneakers and have tightly coiled and greasy hair. In fact I don't like these types of women so much, I consider them cheap, and often wish that simply because of this fact I could be re-bred into another race. In addition, I also kill other African Americans who do not have the fortitude to fight me, and I do so with no moral qualms.
Who is the alpha-male? This is simply a rhetorical question to entertain you, whilst the general population in the western United States believes that I am. I will be grabbing your woman's hair to bring her closer to me, and will simultaneously exclaim to her where I am from (Western United States).
You need to understand that there are no other African Americans of low class like me, in fact, fuck the other artist by the name of Jay-Z. He is a less of a man than I am for he is financially bankrupt, whereas I smoke illegal cannabis everyday.
So, will you be my friend...bitch?
User Reviews
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-15 10:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2007-08-15 10:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
boring
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so are you.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2007-08-15 10:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
boring
Submitted by fidelcity (user info) at 2007-08-15 09:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tupac blows, twatwaffle.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-07-19 13:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was playing Final Fantasy 11 online one day when someone in my linkshell started typing in translations of rap songs I assumed he had found on the internet. This was about a year ago. I've decided there are two possibilities.
1. You found the same thing and posted it as your own.
2. He didn't find them on the internet, he actually wrote them himself, and you are in fact...him. Hi Bil!
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Excellent deduction.
No I don't play online video games. I prefer sports.
Copy and paste my translation into google and you'll see it is in fact original material.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-18 08:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was playing Final Fantasy 11 online one day when someone in my linkshell started typing in translations of rap songs I assumed he had found on the internet. This was about a year ago. I've decided there are two possibilities.
1. You found the same thing and posted it as your own.
2. He didn't find them on the internet, he actually wrote them himself, and you are in fact...him. Hi Bil!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That is one dead negroid.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Haha, what good tomfoolery.
Would've been a +2 except for Family Guy did it much better with a Wu-Tang song.
I think it was just the choice of song, I think there are better 2Pac songs for this purpose.
What is most hilarious is the white man's hatred for rap music! (I was forced to use the "!" since the sentence began with the word "what" but was not in fact a question.)
I guess emo and rap don't mix.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-2DIE? AIDS? Get with the times. You're not edgy. Go home.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
nice idea, i've seen better execution though
for what its worth
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow! - Now this is...
FUCKING AIDS
-2 DIE
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate rap.
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... with a passion
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate rap.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Judging by his movie success in the years following his 'death' I am holding my own council as to whether he is actually passed tense or not.
Actually I couldn't really give a shit one way or the other; i'm sure his amazing lyrical success was all a load of : 'Bitch, Hoe, Shit, Nigger' anyway. Pure genius I'm sure.
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Genius is perspective. If you ask a person from Compton what they think about country music, they'll say that "Garth Brooks has success talking about his pickup truck, whiskey, and 'honey momma'".
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Granted.
It would also appear that i judged far too early. I thought this was actually just a posting of the lyrics.
Being one who is not shy to admit when he is wrong; I apologise for my earlier -2 and now change it, sadly I can't remove it completely.
This actually made me laugh, thank you!
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Judging by his movie success in the years following his 'death' I am holding my own council as to whether he is actually passed tense or not.
Actually I couldn't really give a shit one way or the other; i'm sure his amazing lyrical success was all a load of : 'Bitch, Hoe, Shit, Nigger' anyway. Pure genius I'm sure.
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Genius is perspective. If you ask a person from Compton what they think about country music, they'll say that "Garth Brooks has success talking about his pickup truck, whiskey, and 'honey momma'".
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Amusing in a vague sort of way, needs more..of something..whatever.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I had expected this. No one shows 2pac any love
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For that.
Now Sunny, treat this +2 carefully. You may not get another.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:32:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:29:16 EDT (#)
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I had expected this. No one shows 2pac any love
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this made me laugh.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Judging by his movie success in the years following his 'death' I am holding my own council as to whether he is actually passed tense or not.
Actually I couldn't really give a shit one way or the other; i'm sure his amazing lyrical success was all a load of : 'Bitch, Hoe, Shit, Nigger' anyway. Pure genius I'm sure.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I had expected this. No one shows 2pac any love
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2
Meaning I dont give a fuck about Tupac
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:19:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lame