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Submitted by LisaD (View user info) at 2007-05-24 09:54:36 EDT




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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-21 14:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

double fucking retal



*shudder*

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Right on!

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

eh. Hi.



Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for having the courage to post a photo on this site.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow! A completely normal looking woman on teh Uberz. Whatever will we do?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You look...normal.

Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

You have very manly features.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

**sigh**

Okay...

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I feel like sitting LisaD down and explaining some of the things I have learned by lurking around Uber for the past year. I think I would sound something like Quint from Jaws:

"Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces."



Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Y HALO THAR, FACE PAINT AND BANGS.

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

A lot of people say, "What's that?" It's Pat!
A lot of people ask, "Who's he? Or she?"
A ma'am or a sir, accept him or her
or whatever it might be.
It's time for androgyny.
Here comes Pat!


Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You coach softball, don't you?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

who are you?

and why do you look like a mennonite school teacher?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Its...I...uh..oh dear

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Who cut ya fringe? Ray Charles?

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Everything you ever wanted to know about LisaD
User id: 30997
Registered on or around: 2007-05-15 20:43:44 EDT
# Messages posted: 4

Nuff said.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Awwww pretty books

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah don't feel too bad...you COULD have ended up looking like a female version of scourge.


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I"m wretching at just the thought of that idea
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I love you guys.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

rosie odonnell called. she wants her outfit back. LOL

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:02:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you haven't even been here ten days yet

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah don't feel too bad...you COULD have ended up looking like a female version of scourge.


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I"m wretching at just the thought of that idea

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Works for me...

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you have a pleasant, if not self-conscious, smile. i enjoy this picture and i enjoyed leaving this comment. thank you.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

pretty eyes

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah don't feel too bad...you COULD have ended up looking like a female version of scourge.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, you are a very normal looking woman.

The people here are going to tear you apart for that. Don't take it to heart.

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pppppplease explain

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, you are a very normal looking woman.

The people here are going to tear you apart for that. Don't take it to heart.

Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol thank u that was sweat of you shongy!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Despina is HOT. AND smart!

Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

lol u r ugly and have horible heir, u should see a porfeshional makeup artist

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, I'm out for the directory...I refuse to have my picture associated with this one in any way, shape or deformality.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hahahahahahahahahaha

redheadhead stepchild


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