UberDirectory Camwhore W/ Ramblings (827 hits)
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Rating: 1.3 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2007-05-24 10:57:21 EDT
Jaysis, didn't I just put up, like... 18 billion pictures of myself in a post?
Oh well.
Now for some SPT Rambling
#1 - The Girl and I got royally hammered on Tuesday night. We tossed some pop-ice popsicles into a blender with rum. It was a yummy good time!
#2 - Kool Cigarettes have a new flavor called "Flow." My brother swears they're Spearmint flavored. I think he's on crack.
#3 - The new Funeral For A Friend album fucking sucks. However, the new Shiny Toy Guns album is pretty good.
#4 - The book is selling well. It would seem that being a vicious marketing whore is working out in my favor.
#5 - I watched that latest 007 film, "Casino Royale." Daniel Craig is a fuckin' thug, and that rules.
#6 - A drunk guy pulled into our parking lot last night and bashed into both a car and the apartment complex. I came home right after to see the cops snag him. I laughed.
#7 - One of my little brother's got denied student loans for the upcoming school year. I don't know the whole story, but I'm pretty sure it's 'cause he's an idiot.
#8 - Is 11am too early to start drinking? I have this bottle of SoCo that I keep eyeing...
#9 - I need to get an external hard drive. I only have 2 gigs left on this thing.
#10 - What? At least I gave you SOME content, however pointless to go along with this picture!
User Reviews
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-05-25 02:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
work ethic plus 2
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-05-24 18:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and the red eyes make it a 2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-05-24 13:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The eyes! Get...out...of....my....soul...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-24 13:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAM BAM BIGELOW
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-05-24 12:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Layer Cake must be phenomenal...
But that Aston Martin DBS in 007 was boner inducing
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-05-24 12:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
#8 - Is 11am too early to start drinking? I have this bottle of SoCo that I keep eyeing...
Lord, I hope not. If "they" ever declare that it is, just don't let me know m'kay?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-24 12:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I need to order that...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-24 12:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
laser eyes!
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-24 12:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
#2 - Kool Cigarettes have a new flavor called "Flow." My brother swears they're Spearmint flavored. I think he's on crack.
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Marlboro has 'Smooths' out, which I'm guessing is supposed to be the same thing as 'Flow'. They do indeed taste like peppermint.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BOBLOBLA WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN AND WHY DON'T YOU POST ANYMORE?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#5 - I watched that latest 007 film, "Casino Royale." Daniel Craig is a fuckin' thug, and that rules.
I agree with Daniel Craig being a BAMF. You think he is awesome in that? Watch 'Layer Cake'.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#6 - A drunk guy pulled into our parking lot last night and bashed into both a car and the apartment complex. I came home right after to see the cops snag him. I laughed.
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I read that last part as 'Shag him' it made me laugh.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shiny Toy Guns has a new album, and it's good? What's it called?
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I believe it's called "We Are Pilots."
It may not be that new, however, but I just discovered it out.
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Aha, yeah, that's their only album that I know of. It's good. When I first listened to it I was like, "Shit, this makes me gay, but oh well."
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shiny Toy Guns has a new album, and it's good? What's it called?
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I believe it's called "We Are Pilots."
It may not be that new, however, but I just discovered it out.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Be honest. You keep a cardboard cutout of yourself and give it to people so they can take pictures with you.
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Watch Layer Cake.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shiny Toy Guns has a new album, and it's good? What's it called?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what? you have a book?
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**sobs and cuts self**
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tee hee
you got me pegged there champ
but you forgot about the part where I listen to the Cure for 6 hours while I brush my hair over my face and the carve your initials in my arm because the pain makes the hurt go away.
you know, you don't have to be cruel, i'm just a nice girl in a hurtful world that doesn't understand me
my problems are unique
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You need a new picture.
Make that, a new look.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:13:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok there EmoJean.
Why don't you go back to watching America's Next top Model while eating a gallon of ice cream crying about self validation to your cats? Your opinion is right up there with Rosie O'Donnell's future.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what? you have a book?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Starring YOU: http://www.ubersite.com/m/108587
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*FIGHT*FIGHT*FIGHT*FIGHT*FIGHT*
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:09:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:06:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:04:42 EDT (#)
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your beaded necklace called and says ater 10 years its ready to break up with you...the smell I think
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Your grade 5 teacher called, it's spelled "after". I know it's tough. She also said to stop shitting the bed. You must be a woman.
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yes, by making a 'typo' I"m fairly sure that I did not in fact pass 5th grade you insignificant twatwaffle.
is this really how you want your day to go, Herb?
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your beaded necklace called and says ater 10 years its ready to break up with you...the smell I think
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Your grade 5 teacher called, it's spelled "after". I know it's tough. She also said to stop shitting the bed. You must be a woman.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:05:21 EDT (#)
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But, but... **weep**
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:04:42 EDT (#)
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your beaded necklace called and says ater 10 years its ready to break up with you...the smell I think
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:03:47 EDT (#)
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me too
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:02:53 EDT (#)
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i'd still fuck yer mouth
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:01:51 EDT (#)
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Jean is such a badass...
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
www.myspace.com
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
11am is ok to start drinking at.
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Oh good! I was concerned.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:59:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
11 a.m. is never too early. Take it from a professional university student.
It's gotta be noon somewhere in the world.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
11am is ok to start drinking at.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
3 non-ubery people have expressed interest in borrowing your book when I'm done. Yay.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-24 10:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Layer Cake > Casino Royale