Allow me to Uberdirect myself to your nucleus accumbens (VROOOOOOOOM) (2394 hits)
Category: Politics -> LibertariansRating: 1.34 on 103 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-05-24 11:17:35 EDT
So have you heard the latest Corona Light radio spots?
"Corona Light...the only light beer that's also a Corona."
Are they serious? That doesn't say a thing.
So how about this, then?
"Butt fisting. The only fisting that's also in the butt."
Fuck you, Corona. I don't care how many limes I can fit inside you, you're still as thin as Shlongy's hairline.
BAUUUUNG
User Reviews
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-28 00:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"LET'S LOOK DEATH IN THE FACE AND SAY 'WHATEVER, MAN!"
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-27 22:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know I'm weird, but I prefer you sans porn 'stache
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-05-26 18:53:01 EDT (#)
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I approve.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-05-26 18:27:03 EDT (#)
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ALL HANDS! ALL HANDS! SOMETHING'S SET OFF THE GAYDAR!
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2007-05-25 17:54:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you sweetie!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-25 17:10:21 EDT (#)
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Girl, with a clue, below.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:10:26 EDT (#)
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I am going out on a limb here and saying that I BELIEVE you are hotter that Caul....
Don't tell him I said that he gets all bitchy!!
:)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:35:24 EDT (#)
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You want some?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:13:17 EDT (#)
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Though he came by yesterday and I wouldn't kiss him because I didn't want him to get sick. So I guess you could say I encourage him to avoid me.
Either way I'm not getting it.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:12:28 EDT (#)
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I won't be getting it this weekend. Everytime I catch a cold my boyfriend avoids me like I've got leprosy.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:10:52 EDT (#)
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Ya rly. Allow me to Uberdirect you to reality pls.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:02:02 EDT (#)
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O RLY? Allow me to Uberdirect yourself to my re 22 y/o pls.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-25 14:55:25 EDT (#)
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Well you'd better enjoy it because it's certainly the only cock
ing you'll be getting today
or tomorrow
or the rest of the holiday weekend
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-25 14:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But you enjoy cock
ing your eyebrow.
So we're all good.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-25 14:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2, I don't read my own reviews and therefore don't make sense.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-25 14:50:26 EDT (#)
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Oh, so he enjoys cock
ing his eyebrows?
Well then surely his
left eye would be
higher than his right,
on account of cock
ing his left eyebrow?
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-05-25 14:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahhaha...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-25 14:36:42 EDT (#)
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Um..he just enjoys cock
ing his eyebrows
is all
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:15:55 EDT (#)
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Your eyes are creeping me out. The left is a good couple of centimeters higher than the right!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-25 10:08:18 EDT (#)
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I'm trying to really perfect my work with the tandoor right now, Adam.
I'll get back to curry next month.
Thank you, come again.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-25 09:38:08 EDT (#)
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Where's the curry
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-24 21:33:53 EDT (#)
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lol add me to ur myspace. rofl.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-24 21:26:20 EDT (#)
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HE DRANK PANTHER PISS AND FUCKED THE GIRLS YOU'RE PROBABLY MARRIED TO
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-24 20:48:11 EDT (#)
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Last one, as I refuse to go to the next page.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-05-24 19:16:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:34:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:01:32 EDT (#)
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You make Ben Stiller proud.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hawt!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:57:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:49:17 EDT (#)
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*are you trying to say that I will gain pleasure via your picture?*
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Yes. That's it exactly.
Thank you for using your brain. Doesn't happen much around these here parts.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:51:13 EDT (#)
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....the moustache saved you from being a total poetry fag. Now you're just a hairy guy who can rhyme. Go you.
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I've been saying this since I got here. Thanks for agreeing.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:51:13 EDT (#)
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Didn't read the reviews, so I hope I'm the first to say....the moustache saved you from being a total poetry fag. Now you're just a hairy guy who can rhyme. Go you.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*are you trying to say that I will gain pleasure via your picture?*
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:45:03 EDT (#)
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are you trying to say that your photo will bring me pleasure via your picture?
silly man, uberites dont know neuroscience!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:07:04 EDT (#)
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Soon enough it'll be hot as can be here, and soon all the testes will turn into thick pancake batter against the inner thighs of all American Males.
Sigh.
Thanks cole. I didn't expect anyone to pay attention anyway.
No one seemed to give my question about adding a Religion icon to the post-type list.
I am l'invisible.
Bleh.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
O - if you wish ballsweat, come visit this week. Today the bag sag factor is reported to be at least a 45 degree angle. No hop yet, though, there's a slight breeze.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:58:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked your lame Corona.um...joke.
ANd no, I haven't heard the ads yet.
Do it, Rach. I play phone tag like no other. You'll love my voicemail, too. People are constantly commenting on how falsely "innocent" it sounds.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:56:18 EDT (#)
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That's my political humor. People like it when you're topical.
Seriously no one's heard the dippy Corona Light ads yet?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:55:52 EDT (#)
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Ah yes...I love playing phone tag. I always have a game of phone tag going on with someone. Might as well add you to the list.
Can't wait to spank...er...I mean...talk to you. :)
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:54:55 EDT (#)
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Ahahaha... I just noticed you put this under libertarians. You dork.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:54:09 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty well impossible to get ahold of. Seriously, I can't even tell you when a good time is because there is never one specific time. I say just try anytime and we play phone tag til we catch up.
:)
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:54:00 EDT (#)
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fu manchu +2
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:53:12 EDT (#)
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I'll tell Matt the news. I'm sure he'll be pissed. But that's okay.
Umm...unless Matt is reading this. ;)
AAAANYWAY, in terms of my ability to do things with O's balls: it's not that I am not ABLE. It's that I'm not able. We'll talk later. I never know when to call your ass. Email me or something and we'll figure out a good time to chat. I have some good music for you to listen to, too.
*lovies*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:51:29 EDT (#)
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Looks like it's time to start selling underwear on the internet again to save up for Travel Funds.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:44:05 EDT (#)
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Who says you are or aren't allowed to do ANYTHING with O's balls?
I say DO WHAT YOU WANT!
I don't think I'm coming back til October...finances are not allowing the double trip and I found out since I talked to you last that my lil stepbro is getting married in Oct..so I should really be there for that (to try to stop him and everything, har har).
I'll keep ya posted. :)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:42:10 EDT (#)
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O fie fie fie - would that I had hair upon them to make them sweat so.
Alas, no. They are room temperature, comfortable and presently not sticking to my legs.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:37:53 EDT (#)
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COLEY do you see this?
I'm sweating Orgasmo's balls and I'm not even allowed to!
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:36:36 EDT (#)
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Hi Coley, my lover boo bear.
When you coming to visit again? I don't remember when you said. August was it? Matt is asking about it.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:35:22 EDT (#)
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See, if I was strwbry, I would have not told you the answer and just made you lick everything until you hit the right spot.
But I'm mean like that.
PSST HI RACH!
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:35:14 EDT (#)
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Yeah...I guess I'm a prude because I don't want a tongue in my asshole. How uncomfortable would that be? Yuck.
WELL ANYWAY.
Lick my clit, bitch. :)
(I re-phrased it just for you)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:34:23 EDT (#)
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See, Susie knows what's going on.
Canadiennes know the score.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:33:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:04:17 EDT (#)
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Lick my clit, asshole.
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I thought that was a twofer. Nevermind.
Prude.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nose Pepsi is the best Pepsi on the market.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:32:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:17:35 EDT (#)
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Which is not to say that I think they're both naturally unsanitary. I meant going back from one to the other.
Though, who can truly know your bathing habits....
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You owe me a new keyboard, mine is now drenched in nose Pepsi.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:30:32 EDT (#)
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What the hell are you going on about?
I said lick my clit. That's it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:17:35 EDT (#)
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Which is not to say that I think they're both naturally unsanitary. I meant going back from one to the other.
Though, who can truly know your bathing habits....
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:10:22 EDT (#)
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And now I'm confused. Which of the two are you telling me to lick?
I'd think both would be unsanitary.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:09:46 EDT (#)
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Mog seriously?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:04:29 EDT (#)
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No...seriously.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:04:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 12:43:13 EDT (#)
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I repeatedly told you I'm only living a day ahead of you, strawberry. Not 15 or 30 some odd years.
Way to pay attention to ANYTHING.
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Lick my clit, asshole.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:58:20 EDT (#)
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OMG I DIDNT +2
NOW I"LL NEVER GET ANY
"you will never get this! you will never get this!"
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:57:55 EDT (#)
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I'd totally do you.
As opposed to the less popular "partially" doing.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:55:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-24 13:59:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-24 13:54:29 EDT (#)
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You look like Chris Cornell.
"FALLOW ME INTO THA DESERT AS THIRSTY AS YOU ARE!!!!"
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 13:06:00 EDT (#)
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I dunno, loki, were you ever on Mister Rogers' Neighborhood?
http://users.eastlink.ca/~bently/elaine.jpg
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-05-24 12:55:42 EDT (#)
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That hair reminds me of something but I can't quite put a finger on it. Were you ever an animated character in say Rudolph the red nosed reindeer?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-24 12:54:22 EDT (#)
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You look like this guy I used to do.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-24 12:53:41 EDT (#)
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Ahahahaha
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 12:43:13 EDT (#)
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I repeatedly told you I'm only living a day ahead of you, strawberry. Not 15 or 30 some odd years.
Way to pay attention to ANYTHING.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 12:40:29 EDT (#)
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Good lord. Do I really come off as that old??
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-24 12:40:12 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/108631
forgot to linkwhore :D
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-05-24 12:40:01 EDT (#)
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Um...
I thought you were a really old man...like 40 or 50ish.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 12:37:22 EDT (#)
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You could always just, you know, ask me what I'm talking about.
I'm more than just a piece of meat.
I would break you, though.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-24 12:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dane Cooke seems like an arrogant bastard, but I do think he's hot.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-05-24 12:32:21 EDT (#)
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Let's go outside (chorus :let's go outside)
in the moonshine,
i know you want to, but you can't say yes...
Damn!
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-05-24 12:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
well, dane cook isn't ugly. he's not the most handsome man in the world, but then again, you just remind me of him
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-24 12:27:44 EDT (#)
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I don't like your poetry, you have a weird fascination with menstruation, I'm rarely amused by your sense of humor, and frankly, most of the time I have no fucking idea what you're talking about. I'd still go home with you and be pretty proud of myself in the morning.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 12:23:28 EDT (#)
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Is that a good thing?
I don't think it's a good thing.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-05-24 12:12:52 EDT (#)
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you remind me of dane cook
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:57:53 EDT (#)
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Dipass
Ok, THAT was funny.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:49:55 EDT (#)
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HERE, HAVE A +2 FOR THE DOOFUS SET YOU HAVE TO YOUR MOUTH IN THIS.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:48:07 EDT (#)
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hahahahahahahahhaha!!!
nice hair fag.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:44:23 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry, but the Lemmy 'stache cannot be successful with that metro hair. Kisses!
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I'm bringing worlds together.
Police...cops..................POLICE COPS.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:47:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:32:31 EDT (#)
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Hey have you heard about Bishop Post Tuesday? It's ALL the rage right now.
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It's not Tuesday, dipass.
And it's bad enough that I said that once already. Quoting me may only result in that thing coming back. And no one needs that.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:45:04 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA @ the filename
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:44:25 EDT (#)
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HOLY SHIT
FU MAN CHU!
Or is it Tom Selleck, 21st century style?
Either way, I just man-came. Twice.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:44:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm sorry, but the Lemmy 'stache cannot be successful with that metro hair. Kisses!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FILENAME
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:38:53 EDT (#)
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Shhhhmokin!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:37:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hawt
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DAMMIT!!!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hawt
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Hey have you heard about Bishop Post Tuesday? It's ALL the rage right now.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:29:08 EDT (#)
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Well that aint intimidating for a pasty white English boy to try and compete with.
Hetfield had facial hair like that too.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, fuckin' christ...
Only you could truly rock that look
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:26:48 EDT (#)
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next time we do it
keep the Aviators on
kthnxby
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love the facial hair
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Either that tash is the manliest thing Ive ever seen or the gheyist thing Ive ever seen...can it be both? Yeah why not.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:22:14 EDT (#)
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Speaking of perforated colons: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoo_%28film%29
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:21:19 EDT (#)
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I'll take what's behind white door number O please, Monty.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:19:46 EDT (#)
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He's never gonna dance again.
Not after that perforated colon I gave him.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus, it's you fairy dusting this place. Get a goddamn grip and get rid of that panda ass hair around your mouth.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Corona is for teh gheys.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you and George Michael dating or just getting together for casual buttsex?
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:18:35 EDT (#)
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*squick*
*squick*
*squick*
*squick*
*squick*
*squick*
*squick*
....ejaculates