Top 10 Scariest Things to Ruin my Childhood (49571 hits)
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Submitted by The Drake is Behind You!!! (View user info) at 2007-05-24 13:34:22 EDT
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-08-14 14:05:46 EDT (#)
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I KNOW!!!!
That one typo haunts me!!!
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2008-08-14 13:58:17 EDT (#)
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Alex Winter was Bill.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:05:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-07-31 17:29:34 EDT (#)
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Wasn't Alex Winter Bill?
you poser.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2007-07-31 16:49:44 EDT (#)
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I can't plus 2 this because it's BILL not Ted. Bill S. Preston, Esquire. Ted Theodore Logan was Keanu Reeves. Flame me for knowing this all too well, I've seen those movies 10+ times each. And I'm naming my sons Bill and Ted.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-10 15:08:24 EDT (#)
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Meriod? or is it too "US weekly"? like benifer. or brangelina.
meh, Anyway, thanks.
Scourgey, this could be the beginnings of a beautiful e-friendship. Nothing brings people closer than crumpling the elderly.
Greatest generation my ass. Score one for NOT having arthritis.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-10 15:01:15 EDT (#)
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The_Drake, I want you to know that I love you anyway.
This post just didn't do anything for me. Maybe I'm having my man-period. Who knows? I'm fickle. Your caveman post made me laugh my ass off, as do many of your others.
Now lets go drink beers together and throw rocks at little kids and elderly ladies, since we know they can't kick our asses in retaliation.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:56:13 EDT (#)
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You are right about that though, scourge. Bad is going to come with the good. I ask, nay, beg you to rate me no matter how terrible it is. I can only learn from it.
If picture posts are not your thing check out some of my written work (the latter few though as my earlier attempts at writing are horrific at best). I'd love to know what you think. As long as it doesn't drag my rating down too far. : )
</mascara run>
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-10 14:52:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-10 13:07:11 EDT (#)
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no need to get defensive, little guy. Uber was slow today, so I went to b@W to see if i had missed anything. i saw this, clicked on it and saw your user name so decided to give it a look. i thought this wasn't that great. mini-movie reviews accompanied by stills of said movies, a header, and a black border...COOL. i've given you high marks on other things.
i've posted shit and i've posted great stuff. those cookies, i invented. so yeah, i'd actually consider it a far greater creation than this 15 minutes you spent tooling around in photoshop. i don't know if you reviewed that post or not, but i'll assume that if you did, it was negatively based on your snide little comment. but did i act whine like a little girl when/if you rated me? you should learn to take the good with the bad, because there is a lot of bad on uber. do you act like a this when everybody reviews you negatively?
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Pretty much, yeah.
But everyone is entitled to his/her/shlongy's opinion.
if it deserved a -1, then by jove, it gets a -1.
Personally, I liked it.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-07-10 13:55:57 EDT (#)
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The Shining Twins annoy me. That whole movie annoys me, because the book is 3000% scarier, quantitatively by volume. The fucking wasps!!!
lost your temper
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-10 13:20:56 EDT (#)
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here's what i do to 'take back uber'
http://www.ubersite.com/u/scourge/l/nonfiction
http://www.ubersite.com/u/scourge/l/fiction
http://www.ubersite.com/u/scourge/l/poetry
http://www.ubersite.com/u/scourge/l/practice
50 or so posts, no uber bandwagons, no uber shenanigans, just good contributions.
have this +2 to keep you from getting upset and i promise i'll only rate posts of yours from now on if i like them.
wouldn't want to see your mascara run.
:)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-10 13:07:11 EDT (#)
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no need to get defensive, little guy. Uber was slow today, so I went to b@W to see if i had missed anything. i saw this, clicked on it and saw your user name so decided to give it a look. i thought this wasn't that great. mini-movie reviews accompanied by stills of said movies, a header, and a black border...COOL. i've given you high marks on other things.
i've posted shit and i've posted great stuff. those cookies, i invented. so yeah, i'd actually consider it a far greater creation than this 15 minutes you spent tooling around in photoshop. i don't know if you reviewed that post or not, but i'll assume that if you did, it was negatively based on your snide little comment. but did i act whine like a little girl when/if you rated me? you should learn to take the good with the bad, because there is a lot of bad on uber. do you act like a this when everybody reviews you negatively?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-10 12:44:24 EDT (#)
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I agree....
take back uber! You're doing a bang up job so far with your cookie recipes.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-10 12:19:30 EDT (#)
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Boring.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-06-26 07:10:29 EDT (#)
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Chucky fucked me up when I was 9 or 10.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-19 19:31:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-06-18 02:40:47 EDT (#)
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+ 2 for the Alien Queen - Aliens is my favourite movie of all time but the one and only movie to keep me from sleeping when I was a boy.
Agreed, I hate James Cameron, But I love that movie. Bill Paxton was the reason I kept watching. He's fucking funny "game over, man. Game over!"
-2 for confusing Ted with Bill. (Alex Winter played Bill S. Preston Esq)
I addressed that in the below comments. I am, in fact, a douche-bag for confusing the two.
+2 for Low-Pan. Obviously.
It's LO-Pan. No biggie.
-2 for Pennywise - Tim Curry needs to be shot.
He has to live in case they make a "rocky horror picture show part 2"
+2 for Kane. He still creeps the hell out of me now.
Agreed.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-06-18 03:51:41 EDT (#)
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Kane freakin' ruled. So totally creepy!!!
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-06-18 02:40:47 EDT (#)
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+ 2 for the Alien Queen - Aliens is my favourite movie of all time but the one and only movie to keep me from sleeping when I was a boy.
-2 for confusing Ted with Bill. (Alex Winter played Bill S. Preston Esq)
+2 for Low-Pan. Obviously.
-2 for Pennywise - Tim Curry needs to be shot.
+2 for Kane. He still creeps the hell out of me now.
Submitted by Charlilot (user info) at 2007-06-12 20:29:05 EDT (#)
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Wow don't know how I missed this.
Swap out the lost boys for Krunk from the goonies (I don't know why, it's still one of my favourite movies but I used to have nightmares about him) and you have my list.
And The_Taste_of_Monkeys is right, the topiary animals and even the hose bit... *shivers* book much better.
Great now I'm going to have to go read it again
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2007-06-12 18:54:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-06-12 08:36:44 EDT (#)
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You made ilovebacon, you are a god.
http://www.ilovebacon.com/061207/l.shtml
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-10 04:41:46 EDT (#)
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FUck yeah, My first post with over 10K hits.
I feel special
*happy dance*
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-08 21:26:32 EDT (#)
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err. Kane that is
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-06-08 21:26:11 EDT (#)
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I know a guy who looks just like him
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-06-08 21:08:40 EDT (#)
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Alex Winter scared me for about five years but the other day I decided it was time to say goodbye to that fear.
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-06-08 20:43:20 EDT (#)
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What about the Ghoulies? Man, I still can't pee in the dark. I'm afraid something will reach...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-06-06 18:17:13 EDT (#)
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for the trick question
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:40:36 EDT (#)
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Hitchhikers Scare Me.
They give me the thumb when I drive by them, and I give them a thumbs up back.
it's my way of saying thanks, mister drifter. You make the world go 'round.
(or, I'm not stopping, I value my kidneys too much_
Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:37:13 EDT (#)
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I'm scarier than all of these things combined you slag.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:28:04 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 Lo-Pan
Submitted by Lije (user info) at 2007-06-06 02:19:37 EDT (#)
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*laughs* I use to mimic Kane's singing just to freak my brother out. Those creepy little hydrocephalic merry-makers in Killer Clowns From Outer Space would pull a close second to Pennywise.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:20:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:17:03 EDT (#)
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i don't see the cyborg woman from superman 3
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Because the scariest thing about superman 3 was Richard Pryor.
who casted that movie anyway?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:17:03 EDT (#)
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i don't see the cyborg woman from superman 3
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-01 08:40:51 EDT (#)
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
I stand corrected and apologize. Stupid mistakes make me look stupid. (obviously)
Submitted by motherlovemelon (user info) at 2007-05-31 22:12:28 EDT (#)
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Yes, yes, and yes. I concur with all of the above.
But dude... that was Bill, not Ted. C'mon now.
And for the record, vampires with fabulously cheesy '80s hair are sexy. End of story.
Submitted by itsallgonepetetong (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:48:48 EDT (#)
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Great!
I forgot that bitch had the name Regan. I was gona call my kid that! Think i'll have to have a rethink before January!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:34:00 EDT (#)
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Fuck me, Another B@W
Thanks Bart
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-31 10:26:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-05-31 09:55:19 EDT (#)
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I caught my parents fucking at age 7. Move over, beasties, horror has a new image.
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you win.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-05-31 09:55:19 EDT (#)
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I caught my parents fucking at age 7. Move over, beasties, horror has a new image.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-05-27 15:45:10 EDT (#)
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JUDGE DOOM!!! He puts that cute little squeaky shoe in "The Dip." Horrible.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-05-27 15:26:10 EDT (#)
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"I'm Pennywise the clown and you're Georgie! Now we know each other"
I'm pretty sure Pennywise single handedly ruined my childhood.
Submitted by fuck_button (user info) at 2007-05-27 14:28:10 EDT (#)
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You totally forgot to include that freaky devil eye in the hand scene from The Gate. And the little demon things. THAT movie made me terrified of holes!
Also, there was a really fucking freaky Disney movie called Darby O'Gill and the Little People. Freaky irish folk and some ugly munchkins on a mountain. The banshee in that movie gave me nightmares. And the Coach Debower with the headless horseman. Even now it's giving me shivers.
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-05-25 06:26:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:49:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:21:43 EDT (#)
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I actually agree with you on that one. Cause looking at him now...the video would have been 10x scarier.
Submitted by Benny (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:18:00 EDT (#)
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Pretty good list. The clown from IT was fucking creepy. It would have been funnier if Michael Jackson's picture was just a normal one rather than when he was in the Thriller makeup.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:04:12 EDT (#)
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I saw terminator 2 as my first R-rated movie. My sister went to see Robin hood. What a gay.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-24 21:41:35 EDT (#)
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The first two R-rated movies I ever saw at the theatre were Excalibur and The Howling. I popped boners at the nude scenes in both movies. Just thought I'd share.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-24 21:27:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-24 23:08:52 BST (#)
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Wasn't the shining such a good film when you were young enough to be scared?!!!!
Don't read the book people!!!!
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Are you kidding me? The book is even fucking scarier! The bit with the topiary animals, man that is fucking terrifying!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-05-24 19:06:36 EDT (#)
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When I was little I was afraid to go into the bathroom by myself because I thought Freddy Krueger would jump out of the toilet and grab my butt with his claws.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-24 18:19:56 EDT (#)
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Emission, I thought that was directed at me at first.
WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT TO SEE MY YAM?
Thanks for the 0 just because I disagreed with you by the way Jiggles.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-24 18:17:40 EDT (#)
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Can i see your beaver?
To who ever is below.
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-24 18:08:52 EDT (#)
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Wasn't the shining such a good film when you were young enough to be scared?!!!!
Don't read the book people!!!!
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-24 18:02:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:41:39 EDT (#)
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Thanks Shlong.
Next post better have a "hate the drake" reference somewheres. You're making me too comfortable.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:37:53 EDT (#)
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Have a +2 just to counter the 143 -2's I dropped today.
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:28:09 EDT (#)
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The first time I saw Kane I was only about 7!!!!
For that reason only that is the only Poltergeist film that still scares me!!!!
Also Pennywise.......mutherfuka!!!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:23:16 EDT (#)
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yeah, Pennywise is a scary motherfucker.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:09:14 EDT (#)
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Freddy Krueger scared the shit out of me for about three years.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:05:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:05:07 EDT (#)
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Fuck those cunts in the Shining too. Creepy bitches.
The music from the movie Halloween creeps me right the fuck out.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:03:16 EDT (#)
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When I was a young lad I'd have nightmares about Chucky, and sometimes even a few about driving around lost in a Mini Van.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:02:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:01:06 EDT (#)
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Carol-Anne didn't die of pneumonia, she died of complications from Krohn's Disease.
That fucking preacher is creepy as shit though. Evidently, he was a really sweet man in real life, according to the VH1 documentary.
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NAYSAYER! Kane KILLED her!
She died of being smiled at too much.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:01:06 EDT (#)
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Carol-Anne didn't die of pneumonia, she died of complications from Krohn's Disease.
That fucking preacher is creepy as shit though. Evidently, he was a really sweet man in real life, according to the VH1 documentary.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:49:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:41:55 EDT (#)
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caul, those giants remind me of the giant from "Eureka's Castle" Do you remember that? It was on Nick Jr. Many moons ago. THAT was an awesome show. It never scared me though, thank god.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:39:06 EDT (#)
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nice list
those giant fuckers were the scariest thing in my childhood
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d3/TV_fraggle_rock_gorgs.jpg
i still shiver today
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:30:17 EDT (#)
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You forgot that regan is an evil name for a girl.
Those twins weren't scary when I was younger, they were hot.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:29:11 EDT (#)
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my heart stops beating every time I glance at MJ.
"Go Away!" *rowrl....ffft ffft*
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:26:56 EDT (#)
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oooh when I got to Pennywise my blood ran cold...
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:18:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:17:17 EDT (#)
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you can call me badassmofo if you like
anyway there was another movie about some weird creature thatplayed music or made music for a girl and some dude, short guy with glasses, stole the music or the movie or something along those lines but the creature looked like some kind of bird creature but was really a man or something like that...i'm not sure but it fucked me up.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:15:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:14:05 EDT (#)
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Jean...Those are movies I never would have thought of. Classic frights.
Amontillado: the giant beast in the volcano is what got me. Big black motherfucker.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:10:28 EDT (#)
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"Maggots Michael, you're eating maggots"
Freddy did it for me, I remember being young and scared shitless of him.
Two other things that got me:
- The snakemonster from Dreamscape
and
- there was this movie called 'Don't be Afraid of the Dark', it was an old black and white about these little creatures in this old house that lived in the shadows. Fuckin scared the shit out of me and to this day I can still see them in the shadows.
My mom had this scary movie fetish so when she got done bartending around 3 AM she'd wake me up and make me watch this weekly show called 'Saturday Night Dead' with this chick stella and the replayed old scary movies.
Bitch.
Submitted by street-pirate (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:06:48 EDT (#)
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The Shining scared the shit out me too.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:06:00 EDT (#)
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The Thriller video scared the shit out of me when I was little. So did the beginning of Fantasia where Mickey gets caught by the wizard fucking things up. And the alien movie Fire in the Sky.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:03:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:02:31 EDT (#)
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Well done, for me as a kid it was Freddy that was the biggest fright factor. Only assholes force a 7 year old to watch Nightmare on Elm Street.
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-05-24 14:01:50 EDT (#)
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#2 and #3 are spot on. I saw the Exorcist at an age far to young for such subject matter and for the next couple of weeks I slept with a Bible under my pillow. The sight of a clown pulling a kid into a storm drain to bite his arm off and appearing out of a shower floor ruined clowns for me too. Sigh...
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-05-24 13:59:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-05-24 13:54:39 EDT (#)
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This was actually well made. I +2'd you right off the bat for Aliens. Have another one because of the sheer value. Nice one.
[*pats ass*]
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 13:52:01 EDT (#)
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AIEEEEEEEE
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-24 13:52:00 EDT (#)
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yes.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-24 13:49:49 EDT (#)
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and yes susie....it was poltergeist. that clown almost made the list.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-24 13:49:25 EDT (#)
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>weep<
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-24 13:49:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-24 13:46:43 EDT (#)
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+2 Judge Doom.
-2 thats not the Alien Queen
+2 Pennywise
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Pah, when you're right you're right.
The alien queen has that massive head-rack.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-24 13:47:26 EDT (#)
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WAY TO MAKE ME RELIVE MY NIGHTMARES!
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-05-24 13:47:12 EDT (#)
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Come play with us....for ever....and ever....
Was it Poltergeist where the clown doll dragged the kid under the bed? Either way, one of my relatives had made an equally creepy looking clown on a swing to hang on the wall. My sister and I were terrified of that fucking thing.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-24 13:46:43 EDT (#)
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+2 Judge Doom.
-2 thats not the Alien Queen
+2 Pennywise
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-05-24 13:45:59 EDT (#)
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Alien Queen auto +2.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-05-24 13:41:28 EDT (#)
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pah! kids films. What about Cheral in Evil Dead or the dream sequences in American Wearwolf in London. That cunt fucked me right the fuck up at the age of eight.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-24 13:39:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-24 13:38:18 EDT (#)
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Pretty good list, let's exchange underwear!
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Mine are soaked. I STILL hate Kane.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-24 13:38:18 EDT (#)
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Pretty good list, let's exchange underwear!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-05-24 13:38:10 EDT (#)
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Yep.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-24 13:36:44 EDT (#)
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I still think The Shining twins are one..two.. of the creepiest characters evar.
I LOVE the Lost Boys.
The Incredible Hulk used to give my sister nightmares.