Dorky camwhore (for the directory, *resized*) and the first disappointing installment of TRUE STORY (3649 hits)
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Submitted by coley (View user info) at 2007-05-24 15:22:59 EDT
So I was talking to a friend of mine via the wonderful computer about random things, and as usual, the topic turned to touching yourself to pass the time. She mentioned that a friend of hers recently got a job at a porn store, and said something to the effect of, "Yay, discounted toys!" My response was as follows:
You know, one of the first jobs I applied for when I moved out here was at a porn store...
My roommate applied too, and they had us both come in at the same time for an interview. I thought that was to save us the extra driving. Turns out they had about fifteen shady looking folks there, and we all stood outside chainsmoking while they described the job duties to us.
When they got to the part about cleaning the "video rooms", and how there was often not just the expected bodily fluids but also the fairly frequent feces and the occcasional hypodermic needle, I think we decided not to take the position.
TRUE STORY
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-07-15 21:18:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-07-15 03:29:47 EDT (#)
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O RLY?
I'm in ur Seaside, surfin ur coast.
::stalks::
Actually I happen to be in Oregon for the rest of the summer.. a wedding, a surf trip, a bunch of family drama.. Good times.
:)
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The OR coast rocks. I hope you really are getting to do some surfing..as for the wedding and family drama; good luck with that! :)
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-07-15 05:21:07 EDT (#)
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Sorry about that last comment. I think I was drunk in a hotel room and real lonely when I left it or something.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-07-15 03:29:47 EDT (#)
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O RLY?
I'm in ur Seaside, surfin ur coast.
::stalks::
Actually I happen to be in Oregon for the rest of the summer.. a wedding, a surf trip, a bunch of family drama.. Good times.
:)
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-07-08 03:24:25 PDT (#)
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Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-06-20 04:11:45 EDT (#)
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do you live in the PacNW?
this picture reminded me of WA for some reason.
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Strange. I'm in OR.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-15 02:56:36 EDT (#)
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goodbye friend
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-07-14 14:36:17 EDT (#)
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Oh Shlongy, I've been too sore to get up off all fours and reach the keyboard since then.
Darko: wtf you want me to write? I've got nothing! Unless I should write about my new job..oh wait..confidentiality rules. :(
I got nothing.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:59:25 EDT (#)
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Well, in all fairness to me, I was like 146th in line...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:46:05 EDT (#)
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Come on Shlongy, you seriously expect us to believe you never banged her her from the rear, while groping her rack until a month and a half ago? We all know you work much faster than that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:39:54 EDT (#)
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She has never posted again since I banger her from the rear, while groping her rack.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-07-13 16:20:03 EDT (#)
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post something you cunt.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-07-13 15:55:48 EDT (#)
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mmm
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-07-08 06:24:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-06-20 04:11:45 EDT (#)
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do you live in the PacNW?
this picture reminded me of WA for some reason.
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Strange. I'm in OR.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-20 04:28:44 EDT (#)
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Oh Coley , I came and I saw, oooh Coley.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-06-20 04:11:45 EDT (#)
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do you live in the PacNW?
this picture reminded me of WA for some reason.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-20 02:12:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-06-20 01:17:49 EDT (#)
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I still wanna slip it in you...
/drunk
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-06-20 01:17:49 EDT (#)
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I still wanna slip it in you...
trust me, it'll feel great! Just ask the German bitch that I booted out of my Frankfurt hotel room a few minutes ago. She came...seriously, she did. She came good! I totally gave her the stars and stripes!
But I digress...
I wanna play with your boobs.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-06-07 15:24:09 EDT (#)
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It's called a bra.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-06-07 15:04:12 EDT (#)
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St_Jimmy,I'm glad to see you've been putting some serious thought into the quality of my mammaries. However, if you really think about it, in the "ok" picture I'm wearing black..which supposedly has a slimming (and therefore, boob-shrinking) effect. Also, as darko pointed out, I was trying very hard to stay upright so some lean-age was going on.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-05 22:47:52 EDT (#)
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Jimmy, because she's holing two beers in the "ok" photo, she has to lean back so that the beers + boobs combo doesn't cause her to topple over.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-06-05 22:42:28 EDT (#)
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HaHaHaHaHa!!!
I worked in a porn shop for a couple of months when I was 18.
I should do a post or two on it, there were some good stories.
As for the boobs...
I've noticed your boobs seem really picture dependent. Sometimes they look great, other times, merely ok.
Great... http://www.ubersite.com/m/97858
Ok... http://www.ubersite.com/m/92360
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-05 20:41:40 EDT (#)
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LISHY WANTS A WINNEBAGO.
I liek wine.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-06-05 20:29:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-04 06:31:59 EDT (#)
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1. Porn shops scare the crap out of me.
2. If you don't mind me saying so, you have some very nice boobs.
3. I could really go for a beer right about now.
4. It's over 100 degrees outside right now, I hate Iraq.
5. I really need a beer right now.
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1. They aren't scary if you bring a friend.
2. I don't mind, but even if I did, you'd have said it anyway, wouldn't you...
3. And by "now" I imagine you mean "ALL THE TIME"?
4. Sorry you have to be in that shithole. My bro was there in the Nat'l Guard for a year and came home in August and knocked up his wife. You will too. Well, not knock up my sister in law, but ya know...
4. I'm sorry. I'll drink three for you.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-04 06:31:59 EDT (#)
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1. Porn shops scare the crap out of me.
2. If you don't mind me saying so, you have some very nice boobs.
3. I could really go for a beer right about now.
4. It's over 100 degrees outside right now, I hate Iraq.
5. I really need a beer right now.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-04 05:59:50 EDT (#)
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This is true.
bwahahhahahahaha, I will forget eventually.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-04 05:32:59 EDT (#)
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EmissionImpossible appears to be stalking you
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-29 04:48:17 EDT (#)
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can i make out??
see thats such an American phrase, I feel it only right to officially make out on Uber, perhaps live on uber..........via someone saying yes and me typing yum yum.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-29 02:23:30 EDT (#)
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Making out is underrated.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-05-28 16:56:12 EDT (#)
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nice under-boobs
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-26 17:42:58 EDT (#)
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How about all 3 of us make out?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-26 17:28:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-26 22:20:38 BST (#)
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TTOM: I just saw you in the kilt, and it will probably totally happen now.
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SA-WEET!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-26 17:20:38 EDT (#)
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rad and darko, I no longer give you attention because you both alluded once upon a time that you no longer had teh crushes on me, so I figured you had finally found each other.
Now make out!
TTOM: I just saw you in the kilt, and it will probably totally happen now.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-26 17:09:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-24 20:36:50 BST (#)
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Just a +1 for bewbs? WTF TTOM, I hope you don't get any bday spankings this year.
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BEWBS BEWBS BEWBS BEWBS!
Now will you give me a spanking?
Uh...I mean...oh fuck it, yeah I meant it.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-26 16:57:07 EDT (#)
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I <3 Coley
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2007-05-26 15:24:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:07:23 EDT (#)
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If you were to crap in a tin can, then take a picture and post it, do you think you'd still get most heated? Along with at least 2000 hits?
Sadly, I think you would. What's your secret?
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Her secret? HUGE BOOBS!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-26 04:26:34 EDT (#)
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I was referring to darko
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-26 04:21:19 EDT (#)
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I was referring to radley.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-26 04:20:58 EDT (#)
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me too :(
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-26 04:15:56 EDT (#)
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I MISS ALL THE ATTENTION YOU USED TO SLATHER ALL OVER ME
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-26 04:01:08 EDT (#)
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you're still hotter than every girl in wisconsin.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-26 04:00:43 EDT (#)
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don't do it!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-26 03:54:33 EDT (#)
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Tell you what, people...I'll totally (seriously) consider purging and excessive exercise to get rid of this pesky fat...but teh boobs may suffer.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-05-26 02:30:30 EDT (#)
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hahaha..you rock, coley! YOU ROCK.
P.S. Your boobs are OUT OF CONTROL. I wish I had boobs :( perhaps i'll buy some one day...
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-05-25 22:03:36 EDT (#)
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ghola has those glasses i think
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-05-25 18:33:05 EDT (#)
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I masturbated to this picture.
Tits ahoy!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:18:56 EDT (#)
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you, beast: http://www.ubersite.com/m/108715
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-25 14:34:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:13:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-25 05:16:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:49:20 EDT (#)
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Christ you give a stranger a sloppy blowjob in a waffle house bathroom ONE TIME and all of the sudden you're an attention whore.
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You'd do that? Like, for waffles?
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No, for ATTENTION. And possibly waffles.
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I got a tall stack of Belgian waffles right here if you want to come to NY...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-25 14:33:41 EDT (#)
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MOST HEATED, ahahahahahahahhahaa
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:35:43 EDT (#)
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AND TAKE MINE AWAY SO I DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!
(psst, Coley - cute pic, and I still owe you the present I promised FOREVER ago. Its in my car, I'm just that sad)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:46:48 EDT (#)
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You people never disappoint me.
Dirty comments and harsh insults make my world go 'round.
PS HEY BART GIVE DARKO BACK HIS RATINGS SO WE CAN STOP HEARING HIM BITCH ABOUT IT!
:)
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:13:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-25 05:16:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:49:20 EDT (#)
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Christ you give a stranger a sloppy blowjob in a waffle house bathroom ONE TIME and all of the sudden you're an attention whore.
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You'd do that? Like, for waffles?
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No, for ATTENTION. And possibly waffles.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-25 11:25:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-25 11:04:31 EDT (#)
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I still say that a few sit ups wouldn't hurt you. Somewhere in the neighborhood of 10,238 should do you right.
I laughed out loud at this.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-25 11:04:31 EDT (#)
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I still say that a few sit ups wouldn't hurt you. Somewhere in the neighborhood of 10,238 should do you right.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-05-25 10:24:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-25 10:04:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-05-25 09:38:03 EDT (#)
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Could you *BE* any more white trash? The only thing that would bring you closer to Deliverance is if you were sitting on your outdoor toilet.
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BWAHAHAHAHAH
I almost just choked on my toothpaste.
thanks, jailbait.
AND that is not a push-up bra! THEY ARE MERELY BOOOOOOOOBS
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-05-25 09:38:03 EDT (#)
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Could you *BE* any more white trash? The only thing that would bring you closer to Deliverance is if you were sitting on your outdoor toilet.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-25 09:11:58 EDT (#)
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Jesus...none of you have ever seen breasts before, I take it?
They're BREASTS, people! That's all!
Geesh.
Besides, I'm more of a leg man, myself. :)
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-25 08:58:35 EDT (#)
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lovely
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-05-25 08:36:35 EDT (#)
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It kind of looks like you are wearing a push-up bra??
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-05-25 06:15:25 EDT (#)
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I just have to say that your boobs look AWESOME Coleyo Magnifico!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-25 05:16:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:49:20 EDT (#)
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Christ you give a stranger a sloppy blowjob in a waffle house bathroom ONE TIME and all of the sudden you're an attention whore.
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You'd do that? Like, for waffles?
Submitted by NotVoltron (user info) at 2007-05-25 04:53:37 EDT (#)
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hot coley is hot.
sideways coley is not sideways.
i love hot coley in the morning.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-05-25 04:16:34 EDT (#)
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Nice shoes, btw..
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-05-25 04:12:32 EDT (#)
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+1 for the beer
-1 for the stupid sunglasses
+2 for the huge knockers
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-05-25 04:09:02 EDT (#)
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The resemblance with my ex is fucking stunning me...
And i miss her boobs...
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-05-25 03:58:13 EDT (#)
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One more +2 for that wicked rack!
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-25 03:48:14 EDT (#)
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breasts aren't everything ya know....
now THAT is ridiculous.
you like?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:47:59 EDT (#)
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nice jugs.
bart has no business calling anyone a dork.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:21:01 EDT (#)
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HI LISA!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:19:31 EDT (#)
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Bart is fucking great.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:16:06 EDT (#)
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you may pass
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:14:51 EDT (#)
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I'm not a whore; I'm uhhhhhh drinking PBR.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:12:33 EDT (#)
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That last comment just bought you another 1000 hits.
You whore.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:11:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:10:23 EDT (#)
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No, seriously...I fuckin forgot about the tits thing until I put it up. I carry them around all the time. As awesome as they are, they're not news to me.
Now that you've all made me think of them again, though, I think I'm gonna totally go cop a feel on myself.
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LIES!
Thats all you do!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:10:23 EDT (#)
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No, seriously...I fuckin forgot about the tits thing until I put it up. I carry them around all the time. As awesome as they are, they're not news to me.
Now that you've all made me think of them again, though, I think I'm gonna totally go cop a feel on myself.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:09:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:07:23 EDT (#)
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If you were to crap in a tin can, then take a picture and post it, do you think you'd still get most heated? Along with at least 2000 hits?
Sadly, I think you would. What's your secret?
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people used to say this about me
:(
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:07:50 EDT (#)
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oh hush, you knew this was going to happen...stop being so coy.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:07:23 EDT (#)
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If you were to crap in a tin can, then take a picture and post it, do you think you'd still get most heated? Along with at least 2000 hits?
Sadly, I think you would. What's your secret?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-25 00:58:16 EDT (#)
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Dudes, they're just tits. Spectacular; surely, but worthy of the internet attention?
perhaps.
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2007-05-25 00:50:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-24 23:49:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-24 21:42:06 EDT (#)
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The explorers gazed at the peaks of Mt Coley.
"This is it, gentlemen. Tomorrow...we climb."
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That's the dirtiest thing I've ever read you say.
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Yeah. And that's pretty weak, Stagger.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-05-24 23:57:03 EDT (#)
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coleyy
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-24 23:53:37 EDT (#)
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Gnarls + Coley = HEART
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-24 23:49:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-24 21:42:06 EDT (#)
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The explorers gazed at the peaks of Mt Coley.
"This is it, gentlemen. Tomorrow...we climb."
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That's the dirtiest thing I've ever read you say.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-05-24 23:31:04 EDT (#)
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Nice tits.
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-05-24 22:09:10 EDT (#)
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Did you say the porn store had you both cummin at the same time during the interview?
Sweet,send pix of that!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-24 21:42:06 EDT (#)
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This was it.
After sixteen arduous days of trekking across the hostile, scarred landscape.
The explorers gazed at the peaks of Mt Coley.
"This is it, gentlemen. Tomorrow...we climb."
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2007-05-24 21:02:44 EDT (#)
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(obligatory comment about those breasts)
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-24 20:25:58 EDT (#)
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There's something tantalizing about this photo. Might only be the beer your holding, but I don't think so.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-24 20:17:01 EDT (#)
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http://tinyurl.com/3xdgft
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-24 19:50:17 EDT (#)
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I am guessign you have baby blue eyeshadow under those shades...I'm gonna go fire up the IROC, kay baby?
Submitted by Monty_Python (user info) at 2007-05-24 19:17:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-05-24 18:51:05 EDT (#)
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I love coleyoleyo and her boobies.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-24 18:59:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:55:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:39:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:20:24 EDT (#)
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AFTER SOME JUG CARDIO IT'LL BE TIME FOR SLOT AEROBICS
For a homo, this review wasn't too shabby.
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We're bonding on this post. I can feel it.
Well, you shouldn't be so surprised.
I have some other friends that turned out to be mos, too.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-05-24 18:51:05 EDT (#)
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I love coleyoleyo and her boobies.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-24 18:38:14 EDT (#)
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Hola guapa, amo sus pechos!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-05-24 18:14:28 EDT (#)
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Holy fuck, SHOW US YOUR TITS!!!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-24 18:02:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-24 22:45:30 BST (#)
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Wankable
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BWaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:55:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:39:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:20:24 EDT (#)
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AFTER SOME JUG CARDIO IT'LL BE TIME FOR SLOT AEROBICS
For a homo, this review wasn't too shabby.
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We're bonding on this post. I can feel it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:45:30 EDT (#)
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Wankable
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:20:24 EDT (#)
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AFTER SOME JUG CARDIO IT'LL BE TIME FOR SLOT AEROBICS
For a homo, this review wasn't too shabby.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:37:53 EDT (#)
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You're heated and on top of me.
RAWR
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:20:24 EDT (#)
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AFTER SOME JUG CARDIO IT'LL BE TIME FOR SLOT AEROBICS
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:12:38 EDT (#)
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out of all your camwhores, this is the best.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:12:35 EDT (#)
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hole, please
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:11:24 EDT (#)
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SLOT PLS
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:06:54 EDT (#)
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Wow. Your tits look SPECTACULAR in this shot.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:03:16 EDT (#)
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Trashy but too cool for anyone to notice is a difficult look to pull off. I love it. I mean that completely respectfully.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:58:28 EDT (#)
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I'd hit it.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it is fair and expected to have to clean up cum if you work at a porn store. But all that other stuff? I'm not even old enough to know what a hyper-whatever needle is.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kisses
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS: I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE WEAR THOSE HUGE PSEUDO-AVIATOR SUNGLASSES! STOP HIDING YOUR DAMN FACES!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Christ you give a stranger a sloppy blowjob in a waffle house bathroom ONE TIME and all of the sudden you're an attention whore.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kick ass.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You people never disappoint me.
Dirty comments and harsh insults make my world go 'round.
PS HEY BART GIVE DARKO BACK HIS RATINGS SO WE CAN STOP HEARING HIM BITCH ABOUT IT!
:)
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, I know, hatchet face....you'd do anything for attention by anyone.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Boo-boo-boo-BUKKAKE
Boo boo boo
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So this is what a woman looks like after a Bottle Bukkake session.
Trying to work up the courage to chug the bottle of seed, huh?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:40:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If only you could post a picture of your breasts from the angle of down looking up to give them their full voluminous appearance... there you go.
Also, throw in a beer to make yourself look like a drunk chick who will sleep with one of the dorks on this site... excellent, thank you.
A well deserved +2.
___________
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hawt.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MY LIFE REVOLVES AROUND THE APPROVAL OF A MAN I DON'T KNOW, WILL NEVER MEET, AND ULTIMATELY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT! DAMN DUDE YOU GOT ME PEGGED!
HEY BART SHOOT ME AN EMAIL AND I'LL SUCK YOUR INTERNET COCK! LIKE FOR FREE AND SHIT.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dearest Coley,
Loving your epic tits.
Signed,
B-Cup
(weep)
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If only you could post a picture of your breasts from the angle of down looking up to give them their full voluminous appearance... there you go.
Also, throw in a beer to make yourself look like a drunk chick who will sleep with one of the dorks on this site... excellent, thank you.
A well deserved +2.
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Ahahahahaha... that was the perfect review.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If only you could post a picture of your breasts from the angle of down looking up to give them their full voluminous appearance... there you go.
Also, throw in a beer to make yourself look like a drunk chick who will sleep with one of the dorks on this site... excellent, thank you.
A well deserved +2.
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That was absolutely beautiful.
--==---==----==---==--==-
HEY BART! LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, BART! I AGREE WITH YOU BART, YOU ARE AWESOME BART, JEEZ, YOU SURE ARE SWELL BART!
LOOK! HERE, I AM!
BART, RIGHT HERE!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If only you could post a picture of your breasts from the angle of down looking up to give them their full voluminous appearance... there you go.
Also, throw in a beer to make yourself look like a drunk chick who will sleep with one of the dorks on this site... excellent, thank you.
A well deserved +2.
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That was absolutely beautiful.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you are = you're.
my god
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's that your drinking anyway?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
coles - check your mailz
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart reviewed your post, so you should have thrown in something about getting me back my ratings.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
COLEY!!!!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If only you could post a picture of your breasts from the angle of down looking up to give them their full voluminous appearance... there you go.
Also, throw in a beer to make yourself look like a drunk chick who will sleep with one of the dorks on this site... excellent, thank you.
A well deserved +2.
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Ahahahahaha... that was the perfect review.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If only you could post a picture of your breasts from the angle of down looking up to give them their full voluminous appearance... there you go.
Also, throw in a beer to make yourself look like a drunk chick who will sleep with one of the dorks on this site... excellent, thank you.
A well deserved +2.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:11:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your left arm is casually out and upturned, almost as if you are saying 'BUNNNNNNG' and bathing in the Bung Afterglow.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shirtless man picture to be forwarded soon. They must meet my standards before being passed on to you.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He just told me it was time for him to move on and change some stuff bout his life.
RIP Method :(
I <3 that guy.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's wacky, H_E. whyfor?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, seriously, coley - he did. Logged out, changed password, the whole she-bang.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ics: check your last post.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Much better.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method quit uber for good?
BWAHAHAH
right.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dunno.
Probably oiling himself up and perming his chest hair.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method quit Uber for good.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do you
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
email sent, katy.
FG: Where is Method? I haven't been around much.
SOMEONE FILL ME IN ON THE UBERDRAMA
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss Method popping up with "BLAAAARF!"
He's just like that little kid who hits the girls and pulls their hair because he likes them.
Then cries and pees his pants when the little girls punch him in the nose.
Yeah, that's Method alright.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
True, Lish. Send me all teh porn you wish. I trust your taste.
(that sounded dirty)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
email chibiusaoni.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
May I put in a formal request here for free toys and porn?
I was about to put my email here but then realized that, although it's not that difficult to find, I don't need email porn from random uberers....
===
I'm not random though.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Herb's right. No need to be coy.
Just spread and repost.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BOOBS
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's much better.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
May I put in a formal request here for free toys and porn?
I was about to put my email here but then realized that, although it's not that difficult to find, I don't need email porn from random uberers....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No need for cleverness...just shoot me the bra and panties pictures that you save for your Uber friends in an email.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We really do need to be havin' teh sex...
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Read the story: it has the words "porn" and "feces" in it.
At this moment, I can't come up with a clever retort for OMan and Shlongster.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
now i read the story. i give free toys out. and porn.
duh.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice tits.
i didn't even read the story.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Again: SPREAD EM
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Why didn't you post the NEXT picture in the roll...the ones where you open your legs?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
much better.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
While the camera angle does a world of good when it comes to making your tits look larger, it sure ain't helping with the thighs any.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looking at your boobs made me start playing with mine. Thanks :)
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just a +1 for bewbs? WTF TTOM, I hope you don't get any bday spankings this year.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Bewbs
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why hello there, Jugs.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best angle on your tits yet.
Can I get an A-Men!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TEH BEER IS DRANKN AND MUST TRAVL FUR HUGS
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I CAN HAS UR BEER AND A HUG PLS
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like the glasses because they are ridiculous. They're not even mine, and I have a sneaking suspicion that since my friend's brother bought them on a street corner in LA for some cheap price, they're likely not exactly pradas either.
I like ridiculous things :)
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Apparently Elvis left you his shades.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
huh.
i'm not a huge fan of those glasses. but if they make you happy it's all good i guess.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Asshole below
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 no orc battleaxe
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, believe it or not, I forget about the boobs sometimes.
But you are always there to remind me, uber. Thank you.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I demand topless trampoline shots.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, I love this site.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and that is such a lame filename
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, at least you can rest the drink on your stomach.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
those are sweet, sweet prada shades.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know you said this is resized, but your boobs are still huge.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
have you been bitten by something?