Ooh La La SPT (1012 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.71 on 69 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Redskieslookfake (View user info) at 2007-05-24 15:45:19 EDT
Je souhaite que j'aie été un pantomime comme Caulaincourt. Maintenant je dois enlever l'odeur des oignons avant que mes yeux deviennent comme des trous dans la neige.
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-10-11 19:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-10-11 18:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fight the... whatever the hell is going on here.
Submitted by psikosismc (user info) at 2008-10-11 14:56:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by aquagirl (user info) at 2008-09-08 15:45:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Naplander (user info) at 2008-08-30 16:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Quality post.
Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2008-08-26 11:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by bubba69 (user info) at 2008-08-24 15:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How does taking it all too seriously work for you Jakey?
Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2008-08-10 15:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by pigeonbrain (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:55:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOT! Silent orgasms are the best.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:31:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-27 20:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm sure the french was hilarious but since i don't speak it i'll just rate the picture.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-25 19:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ton français n'est pas parfait, mais le mien ne l'est pas nonplus. Meme si le tien est beaucoup pire que le mien.
Je n'arrive pas a comprendre, parconte, pourquoi tu aurait peinturer ton visage de blanc, pour avoir une alure plus frncaise (En faite, si tu voulais imiter Caul, tu serais un QUÉBECOIS! Comme Caul, et moi meme, hennnn!)
Bref, bonne essai avec ton français, et je veux jamais te revoir avec un visage peinturer blanc sur internet.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-25 09:35:15 EDT (#)
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et apres ca, j'ira avoir du sexe avec un grand homme noir
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-25 02:57:55 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 Eddie reference.
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:32:55 EDT (#)
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hahaha:
Submitted by FUFtheKlown (user info) at 2007-05-24 21:57:28 EDT (#)
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No Sprechen de French
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-24 23:18:40 EDT (#)
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wtf is a pantomime?
p.s. you write better french than my collegues
Submitted by FUFtheKlown (user info) at 2007-05-24 21:57:28 EDT (#)
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No Sprechen de French
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-24 21:48:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-25 06:16:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:13:51 EDT (#)
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Jake, you are such a fucking homo sometimes it's unbelievable.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-24 20:23:10 EDT (#)
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Best. I don't know French; all I could translate was "the smell of onions."
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-24 20:10:35 EDT (#)
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http://tinyurl.com/3xdgft
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-24 20:00:42 EDT (#)
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You spin me right round.
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-05-24 19:24:53 EDT (#)
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Tu as une bon homme du tete dujour!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-24 19:16:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:40:41 EDT (#)
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Oui
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-24 19:05:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-25 00:02:53 BST (#)
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Right lets clear this up Mr Meatspin. You sent me the link, I had no idea what it was. I looked, couldn't quit, and it's currently at 4,786 spins.
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So, basically, you opened a link with a totally suspicious name and are now addicted to spinning cock?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-24 19:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Right lets clear this up Mr Meatspin. You sent me the link, I had no idea what it was. I looked, couldn't quit, and it's currently at 4,786 spins.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-24 19:01:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-24 23:59:44 BST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 21:16:13 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:13:51 EDT (#)
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Jake, you are such a fucking homo sometimes it's unbelievable.
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Meatspin boy , you are hardly one to talk.
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I'm not the one who looked at it. Are you goign to tell me that it's only your eyeballs are gay?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-24 18:59:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 21:16:13 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:13:51 EDT (#)
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Jake, you are such a fucking homo sometimes it's unbelievable.
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Meatspin boy , you are hardly one to talk.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-24 18:59:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 21:16:13 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jake, you are such a fucking homo sometimes it's unbelievable.
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Meatspin boy , you are hardly one to talk.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-05-24 18:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caterpillar eyebrows. I am not a Mexican.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha,
a piece of food just flew out of my mouth, strange thing is I haven't had anything to eat since last night.
Time to get a new toothbrush methinks.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-05-24 17:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spacker.
-Dave
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:46:48 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:40:41 EDT (#)
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Oui
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:35:46 EDT (#)
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monkeys and cats indeed
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:35:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:55:24 EDT (#)
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You'd go, 'Le plume de ma tante est près chez de ma tante. As well you know...' And the tape'd go - 'Oui! Le plume de ma tante, est près de chez de ma tante!' And you'd go - how does this tape know what the hell I'm talking about?
Tape'd continue - 'Où est le plume de ma oncle?' You'd go - 'Le plume de ma oncle est bingy bongy dingy dangy.'
Tape'd go - 'Non - oh non! Le plume de ma oncle ne pas bingy bongy dingy dangy! Qu'est-ce que vous avez dit? Vous êtes un putain!'
Eddie: Je ne suis pas un putain! Je n'avais pas sex pour l'argent!
Tape: Huh! Pas toujours... Oh pardon - je n'avais pas mes lunettes aujourd'hui... et j'ai mal à la spindle.
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Je n'ez pas un travestie typical. Je suis un travestie....executif.
Ou est le singe? Le singe est sur le branche.
et la chat est sur la chaise.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
my hound hath no nose.
Truly I am speechless, befuddled. +1 because as my jaw switched in confusion, i believe I may have smiled.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:18:11 EDT (#)
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WOW
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:16:37 EDT (#)
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Yanks who wish they were as European as me below
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:16:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:13:51 EDT (#)
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Jake, you are such a fucking homo sometimes it's unbelievable.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:13:51 EDT (#)
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Jake, you are such a fucking homo sometimes it's unbelievable.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-24 16:07:23 EDT (#)
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+2 for making me think of "le dormeur du val".
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:55:53 EDT (#)
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La plume de ma tante est près de la chaise de ma tante.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:55:46 EDT (#)
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i couldn't remember what 'pissholes' was
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:55:24 EDT (#)
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You'd go, 'Le plume de ma tante est près chez de ma tante. As well you know...' And the tape'd go - 'Oui! Le plume de ma tante, est près de chez de ma tante!' And you'd go - how does this tape know what the hell I'm talking about?
Tape'd continue - 'Où est le plume de ma oncle?' You'd go - 'Le plume de ma oncle est bingy bongy dingy dangy.'
Tape'd go - 'Non - oh non! Le plume de ma oncle ne pas bingy bongy dingy dangy! Qu'est-ce que vous avez dit? Vous êtes un putain!'
Eddie: Je ne suis pas un putain! Je n'avais pas sex pour l'argent!
Tape: Huh! Pas toujours... Oh pardon - je n'avais pas mes lunettes aujourd'hui... et j'ai mal à la spindle.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:55:07 EDT (#)
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According to Google translator he said.
"I wish that I be a mime like Caulaincourt. Now I must remove the odor of onions before my eyes become like holes in snow. "
It still makes no sense.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:54:16 EDT (#)
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Où est le plume de ma tante - où est le plume de ma tante?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:53:46 EDT (#)
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l'odeur des oignons
Le HAHA Le HAHA
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:53:28 EDT (#)
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Ou est Sylvie?
Au lycee?
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:53:23 EDT (#)
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HEEHORHEEHORHEEHORHEEHOR!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:53:22 EDT (#)
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That's it, imo nuke u.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:53:12 EDT (#)
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the french aren't mimes...even less canadians
get ur shit straight!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:52:54 EDT (#)
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this is now going on the uberdirectory.
guaranteed.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:52:53 EDT (#)
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don't cry
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:52:32 EDT (#)
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*mimes complicated hand gesture at Hilarity*
*is surly*
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:51:51 EDT (#)
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Jake, I think you meant 'Ou est le Caul?'
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:51:49 EDT (#)
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I have no idea, but it made me laugh like a fucking wildcat.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:51:37 EDT (#)
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we call him Wally en Angleterre
or 'sweethips'
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:51:35 EDT (#)
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ha
...no that was wrong.
HA!
much better.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:50:31 EDT (#)
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I'm assuming that Waldo's bend over in front of you?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:50:23 EDT (#)
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OU EH LE CAUL?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:50:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:49:39 EDT (#)
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bonjour le grosse ghey
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:49:15 EDT (#)
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mog I can't believe you did it
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:49:10 EDT (#)
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A very appropriate... WTF!?!?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:49:10 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA tea tree oil?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:47:08 EDT (#)
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no no, caul is still most metrosexual.
you are just gay.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:46:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:46:07 EDT (#)
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?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-24 15:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Redskies - Most Metrosexual Male 2007
You have got some work to do Caul to get your title back