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self portrait (688 hits)

Category: Graphics
Labels: art

Rating: -0.78 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by spacemonkey (View user info) at 2007-05-24 21:03:26 EDT


I've recently come to the conclusion that I am very interested in myself and not too many other people. As a result I draw many self portraits. With this in mind I submit a series of self portraits.

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User Reviews


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-25 09:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So, what you're saying is....that Shlongy is your idol and you'd blow him?

Submitted by spacemonkey (user info) at 2007-05-25 09:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well i do take shitty pictures don't I? I see that a lot is lost in translation from the physical page, but I'm not gonna get a good camera or scanner or anything so either deal or don't look. As far as a explanation goes its a series that I am starting if anyone likes it or not. Self portraits are self indulgent and thats pretty much what its all about. I'm not leading with my best material. I like to build up.

shlongy i don't care what you consider yourself, unless its a worthless waste of life. But hey its just a website. I'm sure you have some sort of talent or at least you have a job that doesn't center around pointless and soul crushing office work. In other words show me that you are capable of something and I'll care what you think. Till then you are just some philistine.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-25 08:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't profess to be an artist, you stupid fuck.

Although, you should see what I can do with semen, under the right circumstances.

Now THAT'S a work of art.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-25 08:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by spacemonkey (user info) at 2007-05-25 08:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

First off, beano312003, if that is in fact your real name i don't really see how this site is dying. I personally have been getting more hits these days in comparision, so i have to assume its more popular now than before. If you meant that you feel there is a lack in quality posts lately, well thats a super opinion but i don't see how that is destroying the vitality of the website.

Also Shlongy or whoever you are, I would love to see you produce some quality art for once.

Oh thats right you lack the skill.
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Dude, I'm talking about the sheer lack of effort on your part.

You draw a pretty cool bit of art, then take a shit photo of it and post it. No commentry, no explanation... nothing.

Put in a little effort mate andf my reviews will reflect that.

Submitted by spacemonkey (user info) at 2007-05-25 08:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

First off, beano312003, if that is in fact your real name i don't really see how this site is dying. I personally have been getting more hits these days in comparision, so i have to assume its more popular now than before. If you meant that you feel there is a lack in quality posts lately, well thats a super opinion but i don't see how that is destroying the vitality of the website.

Also Shlongy or whoever you are, I would love to see you produce some quality art for once.

Oh thats right you lack the skill.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-05-25 08:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-25 08:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

and everyone wonders why ubersite is dying.


Ubersite has become a blind zombie...

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-25 08:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

and everyone wonders why ubersite is dying.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-25 04:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You took this on a shitty mobile phone camera and enlarged it. Didn't you?

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That damned Batman has sabotaged your post into looking like a shitty, no content, waste of bandwidth.

oh...he didn't?

Then you fucking stink.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-25 00:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I admire you're interestness in yourself.

i don't admire your artistic ability.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-24 21:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2007-05-24 21:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dont know much about art, but i dig it


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