Uberdirectory camwhore (cause I don't do it enough...) (2261 hits)
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Submitted by Gnarls (View user info) at 2007-05-24 23:35:35 EDT
I realize I do this alot, but I take alot of pictures, and... suck it, I don't care.
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-12-02 11:11:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I would do everything to you
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-02 13:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No one seems to be very nice to Gnarls, hmmmmm. Why oh Why!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-02 12:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-09-02 12:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you have a mug like an inbred bulldog
GO BEARS WOO!!!
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haha
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-09-02 12:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you have a mug like an inbred bulldog
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Adaman (user info) at 2007-09-02 02:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice pic. post more soon!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-02 02:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i would do you
</sweet talk>
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-08-16 10:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You ever been jizzed in your left eye?
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-07-06 11:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you were a booger I'd pick you first...
Or maybe second. But definitely not third.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-07-06 11:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Come for the flattery
Stay for the rape.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-07-06 11:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU'RE OLDER THAN YOU WERE YESTERDAY! WOO!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-06-26 07:23:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty pic
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-06-14 08:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Big jew nose and a cross?!?!
must be french...
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-06-14 07:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How do you say: I want to fornicate with you in French?
Je veux forniquer avec vous.
Does that work?
-unban sico-
Submitted by 0bnoxious (user info) at 2007-06-07 09:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Très jolie, ça parait que tu as du sang de Beaulieu ! :p
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-05 09:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gabbly?? is this a mental home?
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2007-05-31 00:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
still doable.
-BongZilla
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-05-31 00:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You look like somebody i don't know.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-30 23:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Go back to jacking off to Gabbly, Jack.
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Hey fuck off. Don't talk to Jack like that, or I'mmo cut yo nuts off widd a rusty butta knife, yah hurrr?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Go back to jacking off to Gabbly, Jack.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-05-27 16:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mighty purtty, and you know I love this pic. Hence I'm glad I have total dibs on gnarls! MINE FUCKERS! HANDS OFF!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-05-26 17:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look pissed off...I think I'm going to go for "devious" in this year's directory..that seems to be the default expression on my face anyway
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-05-26 16:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I <3 Kit Kat
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2007-05-26 04:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Three beers.
Submitted by Realpolitik (user info) at 2007-05-26 02:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuck, you are such a narcissist
I respect that
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-05-25 22:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0813715/Ss/0813715/NUP_104272_0369.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0813715
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-25 22:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry, that was a weak effort on my part.
*ahem*
I'm single.
I am totally hitting on you.
You have pretty dick sucking lips.
yeah, that one felt alot better.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-25 21:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm single.
I am totally hitting on you.
You have pretty eyes.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-25 21:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm married.
I am totally not hitting on you.
You have pretty eyes.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-25 20:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Keep braggin' on an internet forum about things you have no way to prove, Hidden.
If it makes you feel more attractive and successeful, good on you I suppose...
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-25 19:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-25 09:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
t'es chrétienne?
moi j'suis raélien
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Hahaha!
non, en faite je suis PAS chrétienne, MAIS ce jours la, vue que je portais un chandail noir, je voilais porter un bijou en argent. Ridicule, je sais.
Mais, Tu est Raélien?!
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-05-25 18:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ehh i wouldnt kick you out of bed
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-05-25 18:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lisa can do things in bed that you've only dreamed of experiencing, tubby. don't be jealous that a girl like her would never touch you. it's painfully apparent that you would do anything to even be able to sniff her panties, let alone fuck her.
if anyone gets to talk about attractive women, it's me. i've been with all kinds of them. i can pull more girls in a week than you could in a year and they will all be more attractive than anything you can get.
nice try at taking a shot at Lisa when i'm the one who insulted you.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-25 17:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hidden, if your idea of "Attractive Women" is Lisa, then you can keep them all...
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-25 10:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the only reason this has such a high rating is because these desperate virgins can help themselves hold onto their fevered fantasies of sliding their floppy, half stiff cock into a real woman one day as long as they throw a compliment and a high rating your way.
in these HIGHLY EROTIC day dreams they will one day run across you on the street somewhere, and you'll say, 'OOOOoooh, I remember you, big boy!! That +2 sure set my pussy afire! TAKE ME NOW'
thats the point at which they spill their contaminated seed all across their own hand and snap back to the reality of their Cool Ranch Dorito and sweat scented lives.
sigh a little sigh of pleasure combined with frustration.
stuff another handful of lard into their mouths.
and the process begins anew.
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+2 for that.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Flapjack and Ozymandias just cracked my shit up. Good reviews today!
And I read through others that just came off as really pathetic.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:17:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i had highly erotic thoughts about you.
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do ya...
in the pooper!
Submitted by nikeb69 (user info) at 2007-05-25 12:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Very cute...always a fan of the B&W photos. =) Funny how these guys can spend hours and hours downgrading other people on this site just to make their "E-penix" bigger and get all butt hurt because someone gives you a compliment about being pretty.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-05-25 12:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Because she's hot.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please don't take this the wrong way, my dear, but...
Jaysis, why aren't you in my bed naked???
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hahahahahaha.
dude, have you looked in the mirror? do you honestly think that there's even a remote possibility that any attractive girl would sleep with you without date rape drugs?
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-25 11:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-25 10:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the only reason this has such a high rating is because these desperate virgins can help themselves hold onto their fevered fantasies of sliding their floppy, half stiff cock into a real woman one day as long as they throw a compliment and a high rating your way.
in these HIGHLY EROTIC day dreams they will one day run across you on the street somewhere, and you'll say, 'OOOOoooh, I remember you, big boy!! That +2 sure set my pussy afire! TAKE ME NOW'
thats the point at which they spill their contaminated seed all across their own hand and snap back to the reality of their Cool Ranch Dorito and sweat scented lives.
sigh a little sigh of pleasure combined with frustration.
stuff another handful of lard into their mouths.
and the process begins anew.
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So, you're on round 3 so far?
Switch "desperate virgins" with "married grumpy scourge," change the pronouns and you've got yourself a correct story.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-25 10:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very pretty lips. ;)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-25 10:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the only reason this has such a high rating is because these desperate virgins can help themselves hold onto their fevered fantasies of sliding their floppy, half stiff cock into a real woman one day as long as they throw a compliment and a high rating your way.
in these HIGHLY EROTIC day dreams they will one day run across you on the street somewhere, and you'll say, 'OOOOoooh, I remember you, big boy!! That +2 sure set my pussy afire! TAKE ME NOW'
thats the point at which they spill their contaminated seed all across their own hand and snap back to the reality of their Cool Ranch Dorito and sweat scented lives.
sigh a little sigh of pleasure combined with frustration.
stuff another handful of lard into their mouths.
and the process begins anew.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-25 10:20:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ozymandias (user info) at 2007-05-25 10:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn. I'd crawl on my hands and knees through ten miles of broken glass to suck the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of the truck that takes your panties to the cleaners!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-25 10:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for a good black/white photo. I wish there were more of these and less color photos.
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2007-05-25 09:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
will you marry me?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-25 09:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
NO YOU NEVER CAMWHORE, OMG YOU ARE SO NOT AN ATTENTION WHORE!
:)
at least yer pretty.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-25 09:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
t'es chrétienne?
moi j'suis raélien
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-25 09:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-25 08:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, you're hot, whatever the other fuckers say
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-25 07:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwww do you want a cookie?
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-25 07:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
S.I. Co. Semen would smash this so fucking hard.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-25 07:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ok
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-25 04:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what Red said.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-25 03:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you look pretty fat
[ ] tits
[ ] gtfo
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-25 03:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes she is, Lisa.
Way the fuck hotter than you...
Submitted by Monty_Python (user info) at 2007-05-25 02:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
.bmp ftl :(
DJ.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-25 02:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
alot is NOT a word.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-05-25 02:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Come for the flattery
Stay for the rape.
Submitted by Benny (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice picture.
Lisa, I get the impression that you really don't like Kaos very much do you?
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what a cutie!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Because she's hot.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please don't take this the wrong way, my dear, but...
Jaysis, why aren't you in my bed naked???
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yup. yer cute alright.
Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Can I wear your ass like a ski mask?
Uber men = Not uncouth
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is the least flattering picture of you to date. Normally I'd pound any oriface you'd ask me to but you look too man-ish in this one.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-25 01:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PELs!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-25 00:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The only reason this is a + is because I imagine your snatch is like a pot of gold.
And, you'd totally do me.
Other than that, you're in the top 10% of worthless uber posters.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-25 00:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ASL
Y HELO THAR!!!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-05-25 00:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more boobs.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-05-25 00:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd slip it in her.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-25 00:12:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-05-24 23:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DSLs!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-25 00:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice fringe
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-05-25 00:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing better than mullets and jesus.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-05-24 23:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-24 23:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy lord I'm sick of these.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-24 23:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very pretty.
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there we go, that about sums up what i wanna say
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-05-24 23:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DSLs!
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-24 23:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you were supposed ot hate me mattt.....
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-05-24 23:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*drool*
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-05-24 23:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
regardless i stand by what i said
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-24 23:39:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-05-24 23:38:46 EDT (#)
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stop taking pictures of yourself you dumb bitch
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I didn't even TAKE this picture, you dumb bitch.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-05-24 23:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stop taking pictures of yourself you dumb bitch
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-24 23:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy lord I'm sick of these.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-24 23:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very pretty.