ubersite is cock full of rampant retards, part III (2069 hits)
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Submitted by scourge (View user info) at 2007-05-25 13:16:14 EDT
It's a sad day, friends and neighbors...
A sad, sad day indeed.
Our dearest, beloved Method has gone the way of the buffalo, bit the big one (i.e., not sicosemens. HAHA, that tiny dick joke NEVER gets tired. It's funny because it's true!), gone to meet his maker...Method has left the building, folks. Show's over.
The king is dead....so I'm taking over all his duties as of NOW.
LONG LIVE THE KING, MOTHERFUCKER!
Where to begin, where to begin? So many items on the agenda...
Shlongy!, we may as well head it off with that angry Lollipop Guild member himself. I can see you sitting there at your desk, sweating with the pent up frustration of not having had a hard on for the last twenty years of your seemingly endless life, grandpa. Go ahead, drop those impotent (LOOK HE COORDINATES ALL OVER THE PLACE!) -2s and your 'witty' comments all over, Father Time, because we all know that you aren't getting any of these hogs who pass as women around here to drop trou for you.
Coley, sweet, sweet good hearted Coley. The ugly ones have to be nice to get along in this world, don't they, tubby? You were asking about this the other day, you fucking hideous water buffalo of a woman, and here's your answer: BBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF (didn't even need the pic this time, that hideous visage is permanently burned into my retinas)
rob_berg, well Mary Poppins, it seems your honeymoon period is over here on Ubersite just in time for your period to begin, you giant bleeding pussy.
noonie, stupid noonie. "I'm retired, I'm not fucking anyone ever again." Well no shit sister, as possibly the only woman alive who WOULD have a hard time getting laid around here, of course your diseased boner buggy is parked indefinitely.
AND SPEAKING OF DISEASE...
sicosemen, you must have been in the same fucking state as sweet little nooners at some point, 'cause we know nobody put out for her hideous ass and yet here is a diseased slime trail stretching miles behind her. I'd say a fifty mile radius is about all that's needed for that thing between your legs to do its work, huh? I guess big things DO come in small packages.
And FUCK, while we're on the subject of penises...has anyone seen Sacrilicious lately?
Oh yeah, she's hanging out behind that homo poet again. And behind you is just where you like the well endowed ones, huh Orgasmatron
I guess I'm about out of steam here...not like I missed anyone important anyway. Not like I included anyone important either, as I'm a long shot better at everything I do than any of you...oh yeah, that reminds me of the ONE I did miss.
Sweet, balloon headed Jamie. I guess in your case I don't really need to change anything, 'pullo. Method was funnier and better looking than you and so am I. Carry on with... whatever it is you do you talentless twat.
That goes for all of you.
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Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-05-26 17:44:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-26 00:22:41 EDT (#)
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*sigh* another list I didn't make.
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Someday... maybe if I start trying.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-26 17:25:46 EDT (#)
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Coley, sweet, sweet good hearted Coley. The ugly ones have to be nice to get along in this world, don't they, tubby? You were asking about this the other day, you fucking hideous water buffalo of a woman, and here's your answer: BBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF (didn't even need the pic this time, that hideous visage is permanently burned into my retinas)
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-05-26 16:26:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-25 17:11:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:18:50 EDT (#)
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the sores are another story
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I have some balm that's sure to cure what ails ya.
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"you put the balm on? who told you to put the balm on? i didnt tell you to put the balm on."
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-26 00:22:41 EDT (#)
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*sigh* another list I didn't make.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-25 19:25:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-25 17:38:26 EDT (#)
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Wait... METHOD thinks that???
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yes :(
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-25 19:00:33 EDT (#)
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Good enough place as any for a: <yawn>
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-25 17:38:26 EDT (#)
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Wait... METHOD thinks that???
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-25 17:33:10 EDT (#)
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he thinks we're all a bunch of immature assholes
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-25 17:26:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:07:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:06:03 EDT (#)
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kaos-king sends me emo love letters signed in blood
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alright, now that one is fucking creepy.
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HA,hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa...
Why did Method leave again???
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-25 17:11:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:18:50 EDT (#)
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the sores are another story
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I have some balm that's sure to cure what ails ya.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:43:57 EDT (#)
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Bad, Bad Man.
-Dave
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:21:37 EDT (#)
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Can I put my head up your slot and look around for cob webs?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:21:06 EDT (#)
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will that do?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:20:45 EDT (#)
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well sorry then, my offer of a hug is withdrawn if you are riddled with seeping sores.
i'll offer some sympathetic 'tsk'ing and grave looks, however. i will follow this up with some vaguely relevant story about triumphing over tragedy and how hope should spring eternal.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:18:50 EDT (#)
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the sores are another story
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:16:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:12:28 EDT (#)
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there's more, but it's too emotionally exhausting
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would a hug help? as long as there are no open sores on your body that is...no sense in both of catching aids because of hidden.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:16:44 EDT (#)
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You don't have to believe me, I know the truth.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:13:19 EDT (#)
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Quit lying, whore. You send shit to yourself in order to look significant when the truth is stapling your cunt shut would be doing you a favor.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:12:28 EDT (#)
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there's more, but it's too emotionally exhausting
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:12:01 EDT (#)
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i also joined his cult and now i have to store the body parts in my freezer
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:11:11 EDT (#)
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bart makes me take pictures of him and blow them up into life-size cardboard cutouts
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:07:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:06:03 EDT (#)
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kaos-king sends me emo love letters signed in blood
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alright, now that one is fucking creepy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:07:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:02:53 EDT (#)
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he also knocked me up, pushed me down the stairs, and beat me with a tire iron
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this is foreplay in some circles
and shglongy does that to me too. i leave the blinds open purposefully now.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:06:03 EDT (#)
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kaos-king sends me emo love letters signed in blood
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:05:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:02:06 EDT (#)
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hidden101 gave me AIDS
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well, if you're Magic Johnson or a similarly famous or wealthy person, AIDS is barely worse than a cold.
and are you saying i shouldn't let him suck my dick if i ever meet up with him? or suck his?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:04:28 EDT (#)
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Don't feel too bad - or too special...I do that in LOTS of people's bushes.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:03:45 EDT (#)
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schlongy sits in my bushes and masturbates
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:02:57 EDT (#)
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lol u shuld be nicer to every1, sept shongy, hes a dick lol
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:02:53 EDT (#)
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he also knocked me up, pushed me down the stairs, and beat me with a tire iron
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:02:06 EDT (#)
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hidden101 gave me AIDS
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:01:30 EDT (#)
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Link the old ones...I'd read them too if I didn't have to actually look for them.
and if Method's dead, how many alters have died too? It's the fucking holocaust.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:50:15 EDT (#)
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I WILL PRAY TO ST. STAVROS TO REVIVE OUR GEORGIE
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:48:03 EDT (#)
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TToM, please do so. also, please link me to post wherein my little round head makes its one and only appearance.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:47:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:43:08 EDT (#)
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Ubersite ruined my life.
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Please recount the Uber events that led to your ruination. I am a good listener.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:45:39 EDT (#)
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I'll fix it for you...
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:43:08 EDT (#)
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Ubersite ruined my life.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:41:38 EDT (#)
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Heh, perchance there will be another pictorial edition
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:38:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:32:59 EDT (#)
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Hey, how come I've made EVERY list of tards?
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Sheer determination.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:33:03 EDT (#)
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My gosh. Such pent up anger.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:32:59 EDT (#)
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I think it's because you're too gay, Adam, but I'm just speculating.
Hey, how come I've made EVERY list of tards?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:32:44 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DFTmBrMYPw&mode=related&search=
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:30:59 EDT (#)
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How come I've never made the list of tards?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:29:50 EDT (#)
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lookatmelookatmesite?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:27:48 EDT (#)
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Sorry:
Shlongy has already paid for the rights to the domain name "attentionwhoresite".
Try again.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:27:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:23:34 EDT (#)
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who's trying to gain approval?
i could go into the whole 'taking back uber' thing here, but whats the fucking point? i still write, i just don't post it here, or do so very rarely. bart should change the name of the place to 'attentionwhoresite' if he wanted it to be apt.
look what you posted right after this, d-prime...a fucking months old joke about google maps...way to bring the goods. either BE part of the solution or shut the fuck up about the problem, mmmkay?
pff said it best in his review on donovans post. go find it your damn selves if you want, i'm too busy hitwhoring over here.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:23:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:11:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:03:43 EDT (#)
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Blah blah blah blah blah blah everyone knows I am the king.
I think it's highly ironic that this site is full of people who know that the most effective way to gain approval on this site is to talk about how one hates everyone on this site and it's a waste of time.
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Sure beats putting effort into a piece of good writing, doesn't it?
God how depressing.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:06:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:05:42 EDT (#)
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:(
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-05-25 15:03:43 EDT (#)
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Blah blah blah blah blah blah everyone knows I am the king.
I think it's highly ironic that this site is full of people who know that the most effective way to gain approval on this site is to talk about how one hates everyone on this site and it's a waste of time.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-25 14:45:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-05-25 14:25:57 EDT (#)
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I don't know what the hell is going on plus my ass is on fire.
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HahahahaHAR
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-05-25 14:25:57 EDT (#)
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I don't know what the hell is going on plus my ass is on fire.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-25 14:20:25 EDT (#)
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i'd pout but "boner buggy" made me laugh too hard.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:59:28 EDT (#)
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I know you aren't being mean to Coley really.
No one could.
It's life.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:53:25 EDT (#)
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"diseased boner buggy"...made me choke on an ice cube, damn you Matt. ^_^
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:50:38 EDT (#)
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PLUS 2 FOR THE SHOUTOUT!
Surely you've learned by now that Shlongy, while he USED to be guaranteed to bring an extra 1462 hits to a Uberer's usual crappy posts, is now a hit/post killer.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:48:01 EDT (#)
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:(
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:42:32 EDT (#)
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That picture looks awfully familiar.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:35:15 EDT (#)
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hahahaa, hit the nail right on the goddamn head
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:25:22 EDT (#)
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I can never get enough of that tired-eyed, lip bristle camwhore.
I imagine that's the same look you gave when you found out that I fathered another one of your kids.
You're no Method. You're no Method at all.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:24:53 EDT (#)
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Sigh... another list I didn't make it onto
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:24:32 EDT (#)
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I've outed myself already, cock star. And, had you taken 21.94 seconds to look, you would have noticed that I was in the last one. 2 cameos, Method's was funnier. And seriously, I did ask you discreetly and behind uber doors.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:22:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:21:11 EDT (#)
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I'm officially in 2 out of 3 of these. Woot! Now, I asked you very nicely something before and you broke it already, Matty. That, I do not appreciate.
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But...who are you? Besides a fag, I mean.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:21:11 EDT (#)
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I'm officially in 2 out of 3 of these. Woot! Now, I asked you very nicely something before and you broke it already, Matty. That, I do not appreciate.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:20:54 EDT (#)
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RIP METHOD
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Decent enough impression, I guess.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:20:12 EDT (#)
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this will be on "most heated" before my next smoke break.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-25 13:20:11 EDT (#)
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Oh dear.