Alright...Enough already. Shlongy's in for the Directory (2473 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.98 on 104 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Who'sYourShlongy? (View user info) at 2007-05-27 09:08:54 EDT
Jesus...if I post a new camwhore, will you Uber broads stop pestering me for a new camwhore?
Also, you Uber guys should probably knock it off, too.
I hope this picture isn't too large. We all hate when that happens.
User Reviews
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-20 16:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
EMPEROR MIDGET!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-15 12:16:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why don't you just insert your own fist up your ass - better yet, BOTH of them - so you can't log on anymore, assturkey.
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-15 11:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-30 11:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's lies...all lies.
Shlongy is totatlly full of shit.
He lives in double wide, by himself...has $411 in the bank, and eats, ironically, Swanson Frozen Dinners or One.
The only thing that ISN'T a lie is that Shlongy BANGS ALL THE BROADS.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-30 01:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know in all my years of wasting my life away in front of a computer it never occured to me for even a second to meet another person from the internet in real life. You Shlongy, would be that exception. If you're ever in the shithole Norfolk VA again let me know. I'm outta here in April of next year though. so after that don't bother.
Even though you're rich and all that shit, I'll buy you a drink because you've never failed to have entertainment in all of your posts. Pretty sure everyone wants you to buy them drinks but fuck it, I'll buy you one just for the novelty of a 18k a year guy buying a 6 figure income guy a drink. That and you're probably just as entertaining in real life as you are online.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2007-07-30 00:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was totally fucking stalking you from the bushes and got away scott free.
By the way I took a few pics of you in the can... hope you don't mind.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-07-29 21:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Retard.
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2007-07-16 16:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you just suck
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-10 23:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can't really say...we're driving in from Healdsburg after we get booted from the castle there.
I imagine that we will be there at LEAST in the 9pm range.
We're staying right up the street at whatever waterfront hotel it is that looks out over the water...toward the prison.
GOOD TIMES!
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:16:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
any idea around what time?
I'll be driving from about 40 min away...
I was there Sat AND Sundat nights...hundreds all over thr bar. What the fuck happened...Jack, I can understand- he likes cats and boys.
But Chystle?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-10 21:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't explain it either, cockmonger.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2007-07-10 18:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How does a picture of a fag in the sand have a positive rating?
This place sucks.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-07-07 03:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HEY YOU SLIMEY LITTLE DIPSHIT YOU ARE A COCK SMOKING LITTLE FUCK
I am your poignant protege.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-06-30 23:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey... I forgot to talk shit about the mets sweeping the athletics...
how silly of me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-28 20:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96x_FiQIB6E&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96x_FiQIB6E&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKvxe9sz_Ng
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJxtCqE6EIs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJxtCqE6EIs
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-28 18:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the only person around here whose taste in music is nearly as good as mine is shlongy
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-28 18:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YsTryC5fSg
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-28 18:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4FocwGqBUU
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can't really say...we're driving in from Healdsburg after we get booted from the castle there.
I imagine that we will be there at LEAST in the 9pm range.
We're staying right up the street at whatever waterfront hotel it is that looks out over the water...toward the prison.
GOOD TIMES!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-28 14:16:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
any idea around what time?
I'll be driving from about 40 min away...
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-06-27 22:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm... I'll have Fat Tire. Draft, please. Thanks.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-06-27 22:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-31 12:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmmmm, Schlongyliscious!
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Yes, we're here, what do you want?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-27 21:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And yet, despite all of that, you'd be on my cock within 3 minutes of meeting, if we were ever in the same area code.
It's a funny world.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-06-27 20:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh... did I mention old, greasy and fucking full of himself?
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-06-27 20:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ghey ugly fat and can suck my nonexistant dick.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-27 20:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-27 18:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't like to crash where I'm not wanted, so let me know if you're really interested in having me there.
It's ok to not.
We will definitely be at the BV on Saturday night. The fabulous Mrs. Shlongy, her rack, a couple from NY...some friends of mine from the Bay Area are swinging by...I think my sister and my niece will be there, too...
You're more than welcome to stop by for autographs and drinks. Bring a couple of hot girlfriends with you, too.
We'll make out.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-06-27 18:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How much did you lose on this rommie?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-06-27 18:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't like to crash where I'm not wanted, so let me know if you're really interested in having me there.
It's ok to not.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-12 08:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Post about Coleys rack...................You will get a million hits guarenteed.
or
Call Rob a fuckwit.
Either way.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-12 08:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're right...and I've been thinking about it alot becasue I am severely over-stocked. Fuck, I have THREE bottles of GlenFiddich Golden Solara 15...two Lagavulans and multiples in GlenKinchie and Dalmore, too.
I'll take the picture tonight.
Now, I have to come up with some content for a post along with it or I'll never get enough -2's to give me wood.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-06-12 07:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hey golf dick...post that picture of your scotch bar you've been promising.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2007-06-11 12:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-11 10:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109143
it aint cockney and I love golf.
fiiiiivvvvvvve
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy loves spending his cash on broads but NOT on digital cameras.
Tell your boyfriend to buy you a fucking camera so you can send Shlongy some new rack shots.
I'm sure he'll understand.
PS. Include a few of your snatch, while you're at it.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-23 16:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Queen Ashlee- Uhhhh, shut the fuck up and post a new picture of your rack.
I want to see if it's improved with age, like a fine wine or a good single malt.
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Well they're smaller now, B cup, but higher and a slightly better shape than they were. I don't have a digital camera but if you want pictures of my boobies REALLTY badly I'm sure you're more than welcome to buy me one, as I have a horrible tendancy to spend all my money on clothes and pot. :p
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-06 16:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Free with the "employee discount"
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-06 16:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At the bar I work at, they're $2 a can.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-06 16:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Funny that you mention that...the joint we're going for Strobolis tonight sells PBR's for $1 a can.
I'll have 5, please. And now, I'm ready to order my stromboli.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-06 16:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fine Shlongy, PBR me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-06 15:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah...I spew a a fountain of water at least once a day on my keyboard...usually at my OWN reviews but what the hell...
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-06 15:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't mind at all, that review almost made me ruin my work keyboard with coffee spitup...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-06 15:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I felt bad dropping that -2 Bob, but I HAD to with that review on the burner.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-06-06 15:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109011#2435460
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-06 12:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, that certainly is a gay drink for a man.
To each his own.
After I buy you your drinks, sit wayyyyy far away from me, OK?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Raises hand*
I'm a Long Island Ice Tea kind of Guy, Shlong.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-06 11:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm curious as to who the 25 people are that stop by to check this shitpost out on a daily basis, are.
I WANT TO BUY THEM DRINKS.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-06 09:41:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Number 28 (part 3) is in preperation, wait for it, its the best yet!!
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2007-06-04 11:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't play golf, I break to many clubs.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-02 14:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell resolution are you using? I don't see any white space.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-01 13:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Way to golf, bunker-dweller
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-31 12:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmmmm, Schlongyliscious!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-31 12:04:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They're Jealous
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-31 12:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A better question is..."How did EVERYONE not +2 this yet"?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How did I not plus 2 this yet?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-30 18:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-27 06:15:21 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I fucked the hole up...made 6.
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not bad for a par 3...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bob Hope?
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-05-30 12:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ty Webb and Mitch Cumstein.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are such a fucking gay jew hippie retard with an std. It wouldn't be ubersite without you. And you're fat.
HEY. I'M NOT GAY.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm...a little man attempting to use a narrow stick and tiny white ball in a giant, sandy patch.
Yep that's Shlongy alright.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so you are a greens keeper.
thats a commendable job. someone must do it. nothing to be ashamed of. not at all.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are such a fucking gay jew hippie retard with an std. It wouldn't be ubersite without you. And you're fat.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-29 08:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that the ball about a metre in front of you?
I always find its best to tell your buddy he has a tiny penis and whilst he's charging at you, throw the ball at his head , protest self defence and by the laws of the game you may play from where the ball lands.
True Story.
Well actually I made it up and had jolly good fun!
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-29 08:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You been to the pro shop lately? Go back and ask for lessons.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-05-28 21:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*shown actual size
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-28 17:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I gave my fans too much credit and assumed they knew that I DID THAT ON PURPOSE.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-28 16:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-27 21:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You just said you took a "pole" at your house.
...
...
HAHAHAHAHA
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You really should fire that secretary of yours, Shlongy. He can't type for shit.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-28 15:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Incidently, my handicap is 29.
Pretty appaling, hey?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-28 15:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Check around your snatch...I'm what's making your box itch.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-05-28 14:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not far enough...i can still see you
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-28 14:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm PRETTY sure that's me.
I sure hope this mugshot doen't overshadow the rest of the pictures in the Uber Directory.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-05-28 11:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I get it. You make funny joke. You funny man. You say 'I put uppa de peecture' but no can see you face in de peecture. You funny man!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-28 08:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-05-27 17:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that your boyfriend playing in the sand with you?
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Looks like Nitty to me.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-28 08:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's a big fucking trap.
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2007-05-28 03:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-27 20:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
But this would STILL be the best looking mugshot in the directory, according to a pole taken at my house.
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ATTN GHEY MENZ!!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-28 00:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-27 21:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GABBA GABBA HEY.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-27 21:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You just said you took a "pole" at your house.
...
...
HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-27 21:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-27 11:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I'm ever down your way, let's go to the country club. I can pretend I'm well-to-do and have money.
No need to pretend...I DO have money! Let's GO!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-27 20:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OK...maybe I misunderstood the whole "camwhore" thing.
But this would STILL be the best looking mugshot in the directory, according to a pole taken at my house.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-05-27 20:55:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"we represent the lollipop kids. the lollipop kids. the lollipop kids"
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-27 18:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-05-27 17:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that your boyfriend playing in the sand with you?
How quaint.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-27 17:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your physiology from this distance resembles that of a child, probably due to the size of the club, though I'm not one to talk.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-27 16:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
adorable (only) from that distance.
Submitted by Mr_Burns (user info) at 2007-05-27 16:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
U spend a lot of ur time in the bunker, hmm?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-27 16:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well as usual, your 3 wood was as straight and as short as your dick.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-27 14:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
adorable even from that distance..
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-27 13:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"He spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff..."
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-05-27 13:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-27 11:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like golf carts. that is all.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-05-27 12:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
An old white guy playing golf, what a suprise. My question is who is the fucktard that took the picture.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-27 11:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hey...that's a weak attempt at a camwhore. Let's see better.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-27 11:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I'm ever down your way, let's go to the country club. I can pretend I'm well-to-do and have money.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-05-27 11:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-27 11:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like golf carts. that is all.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-27 11:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I do enjoy a good game of golf, courses in Oz are great. Weirdly.
My record is 30 over par.
Im great.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-27 09:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-27 09:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I fucked the hole up...made 6.
But last night, I fucked a different hole up and it was all good.
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let me guess, he was also 6
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-27 09:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
great
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-27 09:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and I'm impressed you can still get it up. Well done old man!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-27 09:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me and the missus got drunk last night. She just passed out though. I'd rather have a wank than poke a sleeper.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-27 09:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Spent the day at the beach...Mrs. Shlongy is easy after all day cocktails, or I should say easier.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-27 09:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My record bad was an 8. My friend made a 14 on the same hole. Useless cunt.
I did not get laid last night :(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-27 09:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I fucked the hole up...made 6.
But last night, I fucked a different hole up and it was all good.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-05-27 09:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA! You're stuck in the bunker, faggot!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-27 09:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A fairway that wide and you're in a bunker?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-27 09:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good grief that's a lot of white space...Fix that, bart.