Time to camwhore it up (1526 hits)
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Submitted by Cali (View user info) at 2007-05-27 17:45:31 EDT
Whats it been? Four months?
So, how the hell ya doing, Uber?
Oh, I'm just peachy, thank you for asking.
Residing in Germany now. It's a great place to visit, but living here is getting insane. My liver has pretty much told me to 'Fuck off', and my genitalia itches pretty bad.
And if you are ever in Belgium, and your wallet gets stolen, just let the police take care of it. Because being a badass doesn't always end up... being badass.
I'll post more when I am no longer a cripple.
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-07-04 15:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look so much like someone I know.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for this. I thought you were a woman.
Vanilla Ice wants his eyebrow scar back, by the way.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ich liebe Deutschland
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-05-29 08:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-29 05:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What on earth do you think you look like?
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Maybe a pirate?
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-29 08:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I bet you can kiester a whole beer bottle.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-05-29 06:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where are you staying in Das Dritte Reich?
I'd like to buy you a beer for being a 'Grade C twatwaffle' on your first Vintage porn piece.
Belgian cops are really brutal. Belgian beer ROCKS.
Gett well.
Tschüß
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-29 05:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What on earth do you think you look like? Get those ridiculous things out of your ears.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-05-29 00:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-05-28 17:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Belgians whipped your ass? Damn.
Submitted by fuck_button (user info) at 2007-05-28 09:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for being hawt
-2 for the predictable bird photo
+1 for the scar on your eyebrow, which makes me want to know more
+1 because I'm bored and this is the first post I've been able to look at positively all day
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-28 08:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-27 18:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hear Poirot and Tintin make a pretty badass tag-team, unlucky for you to run itno them.
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tintin does own...not as much as bob morane, but he owns
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-28 08:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
DON'T PHUCK WITH THE BELGIANS
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-28 08:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
at least they left you the use of that finger, huh?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-05-28 05:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look almost exactly like a totally awesome dude I went to high school with, stretched ears and all but he was blond. Actually, I think he joined the Air Force too. Unless he went Navy. One of the two. Anyway, you have pretty eyeballs.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-05-27 23:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have beautiful eyes.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-27 22:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Get better soon. By that, i mean your arm.
Keep your liver in shape, because if you tell me that you're coming to PA, I'm gonna make your liver hurt.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-27 21:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-27 18:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hear Poirot and Tintin make a pretty badass tag-team, unlucky for you to run itno them.
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Who makes this joke is guaranteed admission into Heaven faster than the news of their death travels to Hell.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-05-27 20:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
people who give the bird to cameras are AWESOME
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-05-27 20:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember you! I may be the only one, but I most definatley remember you!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-27 20:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-05-27 19:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I've never seen a picture of anyone giving the finger to the camera.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-05-27 18:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No one told me Fred Durst broke his wrist.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-05-27 18:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I concur with your liver
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-27 18:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ouch
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-27 18:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hear Poirot and Tintin make a pretty badass tag-team, unlucky for you to run itno them.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-27 17:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You broke your hand punching a Belgian? Unlucky.