H0LY SHlT lM NEVER LEAVING MY R00M AGAlN (1819 hits)
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Submitted by iddqd (View user info) at 2007-05-28 11:40:15 EDT
i just finished downloading this ultimate MEGA pack of old pc games. over 2000 games from '98 or earlier.
name the game and i guarantee you i have it.
how good is that.
im gonna have all meals and vaginas brought in to me and hire some cheap indian guy to come in twice daily to move my legs around for me to prevent atrophy.
WOOOOO FUCKIN HOOOOOOO.
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-06-17 13:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sensible World of Soccer.
The only game anyone ever needs.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-06-17 13:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What about Oregon Trail?
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-05-30 21:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Does it have Master of Magic, Star Control 1 & 2, and the Wing Commander series? If not, you got ripped off, man.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Extreme G was on the 64 only, this game was on PC. It had much more primitive graphics, too.
I might make a separate post for this. It's driving me mental.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-05-30 10:41:43 EDT (#)
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Extreme G has a 4 player battle arena mode just like you descibed
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-30 07:00:58 EDT (#)
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I am wondering whether or not I should just track down the guys from primary school and ask them if they can remember what it was called.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-30 07:00:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:02:17 EST (#)
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Extreme G or F Zero-X?
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Nope. Combat only - no racing. Good guesses though - from the screenshots on google images it had a similar feel to those games. Inside only though.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-30 06:22:03 EDT (#)
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the pirate bay
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-30 04:10:57 EDT (#)
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So where'd you get it? Quit holding out on me.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-30 01:12:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-05-29 23:20:25 EDT (#)
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what about the original Warcraft, Warlords / Warlords II, or Masters of Orion?
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yep, yep/yep and yep - I and II.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2007-05-29 23:54:38 EDT (#)
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What about Streets of Primion, or Last Valkyrie's Casino Panic? Or The Days of Milly Shillard?
See? You don't have any of those.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-05-29 23:20:25 EDT (#)
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what about the original Warcraft, Warlords / Warlords II, or Masters of Orion?
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-05-29 23:02:17 EDT (#)
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Extreme G or F Zero-X?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-29 21:28:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2007-05-30 01:59:35 EST (#)
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Deathtrack? or Dtrack.exe. It was kickass, wipeout was kinda like it but not as awesome. You could put on spikes on the wheels and had tehse mad track hugging terminators and missiles..Fuck yea.Partical beams, fucking lazers and partical beams....
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Damn, this sounded promising, thanks for the suggestion. Not it though - I forgot to mention this game was in 3rd person view.b Part of what made it so cool.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-29 21:02:45 EDT (#)
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GIMME
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-05-29 13:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ZAXXON GOD DAMNIT! FUCKING ZAXXON! I'd take a human life for a working ROM of it. The game was for the Atari2600, (there was a bullshit sega version, but fuck that, it sucked), and it was an angled side scroller...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaxxon
was, at the time, one of the cooler games out there.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-05-29 13:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fight the power man.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-29 13:05:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-29 04:48:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-28 18:34:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-28 17:59:51 EDT (#)
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"...i STILL go out and party and get laid..."
eww.
That must be expensive.
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when was the last time you got your fat arse laid?
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Wow. An actual question?
It's funny, you complain so much about my use of the word conjecture - but I'm genuinely curious if you have any insult in your flabby arsenal that isn't slathered with it?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If it doesn't have pitfall then it's worthless.
does it have pitfall?
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Deathtrack? or Dtrack.exe. It was kickass, wipeout was kinda like it but not as awesome. You could put on spikes on the wheels and had tehse mad track hugging terminators and missiles..Fuck yea.Partical beams, fucking lazers and partical beams....
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-29 04:48:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-28 18:34:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-28 17:59:51 EDT (#)
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"...i STILL go out and party and get laid..."
eww.
That must be expensive.
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when was the last time you got your fat arse laid?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-29 03:48:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Slash (user info) at 2007-05-29 05:24:57 EST (#)
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The game you're thinking of is "Twisted Metal"
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No no no
THINNER CARS PEOPLE
Thin, futuristic cars rolling around with worse graphics.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-05-29 00:03:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-28 20:20:07 EDT (#)
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I didnt think anything had been "Mega" since 1991.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-28 20:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I arrived at Sydney Airport and the customs guy asked me "Did you pack your bag yourself?" 'Yes' "Any sharp objects?" 'No' "Do you have a criminal record?" 'I wasn't aware you still needed one!'
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-28 18:34:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-28 17:59:51 EDT (#)
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"...i STILL go out and party and get laid..."
eww.
That must be expensive.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-28 18:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
But if I don't "blather on about how cool I am", what would I talk about?
Video games?
I don't think so, Elroy.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-28 17:59:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-28 14:15:10 EDT (#)
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I didn't think you ever left it anyway.
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unlike you shlongy, i STILL go out and party and get laid, instead of reminiscing about my long gone youth while i stave off osteoparosis with a glass of calcium-enriched milk, and hence i CAN make silly nerd posts like this and not have to bluster and carry on about how 'cool' i am so that other people dont think so much of the reality of my decrepid, incontinent, nappy-swaddled life.
though of course, when you do it, it is jsut so cute. like that grandpa that insists on dancing at weddings and family gatherings. cute, with just a bit of creepy.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-28 16:55:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-28 16:53:38 EDT (#)
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ATTENTION AUSSIE RETARD:
THIS SUCKED
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2007-05-28 16:34:32 EDT (#)
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The bobsled-type racing game was WipeOut
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-28 16:29:12 EDT (#)
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Care to tell us where you found it at?
Submitted by Slash (user info) at 2007-05-28 15:24:57 EDT (#)
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The game you're thinking of is "Twisted Metal"
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-28 15:20:35 EDT (#)
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asteroids?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-28 14:56:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-28 18:11:46 BST (#)
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get parallels hurty
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Never.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-28 14:15:10 EDT (#)
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I didn't think you ever left it anyway.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-05-28 13:28:00 EDT (#)
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Timelapse.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-28 13:11:46 EDT (#)
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get parallels hurty
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-28 13:11:05 EDT (#)
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It better have Dungeon Keeper, one of the greats. I wish they'd fucking port it onto Mac.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-05-28 12:58:18 EDT (#)
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Mind telling the rest of us where we can acquire said MEGA pack of games?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-28 12:15:59 EDT (#)
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Nope. Less violent, more like Robot Wars but with cars. They were really thin cars too, kind of like brightly coloured bobsleds with spikes and wheels.
Maybe I'm just imagining this game existed.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-28 12:10:54 EDT (#)
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carmaggedon?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-28 11:49:37 EDT (#)
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Skyroads
Wacky Wheels
Hocus Pocus
Descent
and
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-26 22:23:22 EDT (#)
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Can anyone help me remember the name of this game: It was out in the 90s, and consisted of a big symmetrical room/arena with ramps up the side and in the middle etc. where you drove a special car around and battled other cars with lightning and flame and stuff. You sometimes had like four cars driving around this big battle-garage type thing really fast. The ground was kind of dark-grey coloured, and the cars were bright white, pink, yellow etc. and all sharp and dangerous looking. It was called something like "Battleblade" or "Rollerdeath" or "Arenakill" or something.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-27 18:35:48 EST (#)
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Nah, it was way more futuristic than that. The arena was closed in and dark, too.
The cars are more thin than normal cars.