where do NASCAR drivers pee? plus, uberdirectory pic (1163 hits)
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Submitted by leilani (View user info) at 2007-05-28 11:49:15 EDT
ok so, does anyone really know where the nascar drivers pee? i couldn't find a reliable answer on the internet (BIG SURPRISE).
a few answers i found:
-they wear depends with sponsor decals on them
-they pee right in the suit
-they pee in budweiser bottles like all rednecks do
-they don't pee because they sweat so much
does anyone know the real answer???
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by the way, I had a baby girl. she's 5 months old now and cute as all heck.
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here's my directory pic.
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Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2007-07-09 03:28:53 EDT (#)
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Being a Nascar fan, I know that they just have a leak in their suit if they must. It won't show thru when they get out of the car due to all the fire-resistant (as well as absorbent) material in between their junk and the outside of the suit.
And quit picking on the poor girl in the picture! She's not a Shamu! There are more heifer-like broads all over the place! And she's a mom! So be nice!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-30 18:56:18 EDT (#)
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wow you're real after all
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-30 08:29:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2007-05-30 08:09:44 EDT (#)
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wow, uber has really slowed down. I can't believe this is still on the front page.
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Believe me, you haven't missed much (aside from one awesome B@W post by yours truly and the Ubermusicians). Uber HAS slowed down...a lot.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2007-05-30 08:09:44 EDT (#)
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wow, uber has really slowed down. I can't believe this is still on the front page.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-30 01:14:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-05-28 17:05:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-28 12:13:08 EDT (#)
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time to head back out to sea shammu
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Uber is so uncreative sometimes. She's not fat or anything. Find something else to pick on, it's gotta be there...
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no, she isnt, but its using the background.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:45:39 EDT (#)
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They like to pee in the butthole.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:20:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-29 08:18:34 EDT (#)
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They pee in their butts, duh!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-29 04:48:52 EDT (#)
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Your going to need another picture Leilanni. That's too small, can't see your face.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-05-29 04:18:08 EDT (#)
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IF the drivers have to go...they just go. But most of the time they tend to sweat out all thier fluids.
I never heard of the "Pisstube in the suit" thing. hmmm. gotta get one of those.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-05-29 00:02:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-28 22:44:52 EDT (#)
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I WANNA SEE BABY PICS!
Congrats... hold tight to these sweet cute times. You'll need the memories through the 2's.......
the 4's.
the 6's, the 8-11's, the 12-22's...
yeah, so, the rest of the kid's life.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-05-28 17:05:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-28 12:13:08 EDT (#)
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time to head back out to sea shammu
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Uber is so uncreative sometimes. She's not fat or anything. Find something else to pick on, it's gotta be there...
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-28 16:56:07 EDT (#)
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Great Post!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-28 15:22:52 EDT (#)
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*squint*
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-28 14:30:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-28 14:15:45 EDT (#)
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Time to hit the gym, sweetie!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2007-05-28 13:25:56 EDT (#)
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no more questions for now.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-05-28 12:55:38 EDT (#)
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any more questions?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-28 12:44:14 EDT (#)
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nice background
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2007-05-28 12:37:19 EDT (#)
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so they pee in the suit, but not right into the suit
got it
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-05-28 12:33:57 EDT (#)
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They use a temperature modified version of what truckers use. It is essentially a shaped bottle with a chemichal agent in it. It is stored in the suit to eliminate excess space.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-28 12:13:08 EDT (#)
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time to head back out to sea shammu
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-28 12:06:51 EDT (#)
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ooooh classy ;)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-28 11:57:03 EDT (#)
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LEI!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-28 11:51:10 EDT (#)
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To answer your question: I think they just pee out the window like every other redneck on the highway.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-28 11:50:05 EDT (#)
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HEY SIS!!!!
Long time no see!


