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Category: Romance

Rating: 1.59 on 95 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (View user info) at 2007-05-28 20:21:18 EDT


So it's that time again? Really? It seems like we just did an uberdirectory thing. Anyway, here is my "I'm drunk off my ass and I've got a hat and a shitty cameraphone" photo.

Kisses to my bitches. You know who you are.






P.S. I stole that hat

P.P.S. I'm sorry I stole your hat Brandon










I am NOT a Mexican cactus.JPG (22 kB)

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Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-02-19 21:57:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-02-06 03:56:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

?/f/cali

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-02-06 03:15:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

done, and done

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-01-19 07:44:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-01-19 07:43:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I texted you last week and you ignored me
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2009-01-19 00:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-12-29 22:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dear Pie,
I miss you. Where did you go?
Love,
Buffalo

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-06-04 19:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're hot for a hammerhead

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-06-04 09:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd totally do you WITHOUT a paper bag over your head.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-01 09:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nananananananananana

Submitted by Monty_Python (user info) at 2007-05-31 19:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh... 8 days.

Explains a lot.



DJ.


Submitted by Monty_Python (user info) at 2007-05-31 19:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-05-30 15:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Guys... So pathetic. Goin all gaga over a average looking tween.

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Tween? Dude how long have you been here?


Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-05-31 03:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'd hit it. Of course, coming from me, that really doesn't mean very much.

Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

i see the latest fashion accessory for you kids is aids

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for lack of cleavage.

____

I'm going to set Ilikesteak on you

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-30 18:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i do believe you still owe us some strip-club tales, missy

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-05-30 15:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Whatever happened to breast appreciation week? Where's the cleavage? Where's the toplessness? Where's the love?

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-05-30 15:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Guys... So pathetic. Goin all gaga over a average looking tween.

Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-05-30 13:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Big fan.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for lack of cleavage.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i fucked that mouth

Submitted by Monty_Python (user info) at 2007-05-30 06:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



DJ.


Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-05-29 20:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HA! Pie is a underage latina girl witch! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-05-29 19:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-05-29 19:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like badassjulie

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-29 18:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.familycourtchronicles.com/people/gonzalez/speedy-gonzalez-loves-cheese.jpg

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-05-29 18:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Kaos that girl is like 12! I do not look like her!


Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2007-05-29 17:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you also look like somebody famous, but I can't figure out who...

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http://www.toyarchive.com/HemanMerman.gif

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


HAHAhahahahaaaaa... *sigh*

Nope, It's not Rachel Bilson.

I figured out who you look like in this photo - http://www.ljplus.ru/img/o/r/oru/emma00_.jpg



Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Scourge, yes. You are one of my bitches. We have bonded over tanks and lesbians.

O'tron, I thought it was that hidden and I need to get together to produce children with perfectly normal eyes?

Tex, shut it. You have the beaner beard so you've got no room to talk


Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-05-29 15:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey lovely lady!

Lookin good

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I fucking hate those hats.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-05-29 14:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Huzzah! Pie is cute and creates heat easily! And atleast you're a mexiCAN pie and not a MexiCANT.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-29 13:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You look lovely.

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


You definitely look younger in this photo.

In turn, you also look like somebody famous, but I can't figure out who... it's the nose & the mouth.

-

You look a bit like Rachel Bilson

http://tvdramas.about.com/od/theoc/ig/The-OC-Photo-Gallery/Rachel-Bilson.htm

Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Natural...love it. :)

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-29 12:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


You definitely look younger in this photo.

In turn, you also look like somebody famous, but I can't figure out who... it's the nose & the mouth.



Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/94543 NSFW

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're still cute.

So, when are we scheduled to "get busy" and do it?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You and gofer need to get together. Widest eyed love affair ever.

Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-05-29 11:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Niiiiiice....

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-29 10:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

am i one of your bitches?

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Truth below.

Watfrod Gap.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Watford is as Northern as you can get.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and now the hardy northern monkeys will dance with glee - for the southern hordes have been thwarted.


Now apologise for Basingstoke

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Julie... I'm not going up North.

It's bloody grim.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-29 09:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

no - none at all

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-29 08:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-29 07:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Beano - as you are speaking as a Londoner - let me inform you that there will be Cold Weather, and an absence of Little Chef restaurants.


Beano is now so scared and bewildered that he will stay down in London. The southern fairy that he is.
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Any Burberry Mens fashion outlets?

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-05-29 08:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sell any eggs lately? Or maybe trade a couple for gay pride flags?

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-29 08:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You manage to look different every time. Regardless, I'd smash it.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-29 07:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Beano - as you are speaking as a Londoner - let me inform you that there will be Cold Weather, and an absence of Little Chef restaurants.


Beano is now so scared and bewildered that he will stay down in London. The southern fairy that he is.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-29 07:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-29 06:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jakes a hardy northener though, we have extra layers of skin and blubber to shield us from the cold. No London shank could penetrate our hides.
-----------------

Red is like a beanpole... My knife will poke out of the back of him.

He is all arms and legs and facial hair.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-29 07:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This has turned very ghey.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-29 06:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jakes a hardy northener though, we have extra layers of skin and blubber to shield us from the cold. No London shank could penetrate our hides.

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-05-29 06:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Die Jake. That's it. Beano is on his way up to shank you

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-29 05:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-29 04:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Do you have big ears or is it just your pose?

I may vote you top in the 'lips of uber' competition.

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-05-29 04:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is stupid. She isnt even THAT pretty. She kinda looks like a crackhead.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-29 04:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow, you look incredible.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-29 03:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-05-28 22:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Oh and fuck you Red. I'm going to send Beano over to cut you. He'll do it too. He's a Londoner.
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That's cool. I want to stab Red as it goes.


Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-29 03:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Julie, you look so young.







and tender.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-29 02:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd hit it, Radar!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-29 02:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd do ya

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-29 01:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-05-29 01:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ps- i'm going to jack off to this picture tonight.



does that make you feel dirty?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-05-29 01:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-29 01:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-28 23:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I should post a "Sweaty Workout Camwhore."

But that I have any desire to show off for a bunch of flabby manbitches on the Internet just reinforces my suspicion that something is deeply wrong with me.


---


you did date andy.

============================================================


i'm quite the catch, motherfucker.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-29 01:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hat

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-29 01:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/101633

My hate owns both of you guys.

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-05-29 01:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

PS: My hat is cooler

http://www.ubersite.com/m/101621

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-05-29 01:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow, whats with all the Uber ladies being hot lately? When did this happen?

Those eyes would look so good peering up at me while giving a blowjob....

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-29 01:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-28 23:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I should post a "Sweaty Workout Camwhore."

But that I have any desire to show off for a bunch of flabby manbitches on the Internet just reinforces my suspicion that something is deeply wrong with me.


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you did date andy.

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-29 00:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd be your cabana boy



just dont call me pancho/pedro/pepe :(

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-28 23:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I should post a "Sweaty Workout Camwhore."

But that I have any desire to show off for a bunch of flabby manbitches on the Internet just reinforces my suspicion that something is deeply wrong with me.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-05-28 23:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 rastafarian hat

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-05-28 23:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 no throwing knives

Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2007-05-28 22:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

really hot chick. just my type. (which is: really hot chicks)

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-05-28 22:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh you so do Kit Kat

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-05-28 22:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Miss Licious, thanks. This was taken the other night actually

SpecialK, I'm afraid WJ is right. I have a huge head and am NOT a hat person normally



Oh and fuck you Red. I'm going to send Beano over to cut you. He'll do it too. He's a Londoner.


Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-28 22:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AUTO +2 Cause I think I might be one of the bitches that get kisses. But, I dunno. You tell me!

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-28 21:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

PS: My hat is better than yours.

boo ya.

Submitted by internetslacker (user info) at 2007-05-28 21:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're purdy. Automatic +2, of course. DAMN MY MASCULINE WEAKNESS, INTERNET!

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-28 21:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You look like a heroin junkie with water on the brain.

And freckles.



Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-05-28 21:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-05-28 20:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's a cute pic of you...you appear to be a hat person. I'm jealous :(
******************
She's not. She has a massive head. Silly melon headed pie

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-28 21:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Yer purdy.


Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-05-28 20:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's a cute pic of you...you appear to be a hat person. I'm jealous :(

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-28 20:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow you're cute as a button.

but my +2 is for the ingenious way you articulated your sentences.









riiight


Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-28 20:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hawt


Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-28 20:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You look sooo pretty!

So this is a recent photo? You look younger than ever.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-28 20:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i still think you're pretty.

plus you gave me pesos.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-28 20:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i second that question matt

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-05-28 20:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Have you ever accidentally had a jumbo jet land between your eyes?

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-05-28 20:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pretty bad ass of you Julie.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-05-28 20:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You can all thank me for my awesome picture choosing ability. She wanted to do one all nekkid but I defend her honour and wouldn't allow it. Pie is a lady afterall, and look at her lil' cute freckles. Awww

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-05-28 20:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Maybe I'll get in on this Uberdirectory thing.

You're pretty.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-28 20:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BAJ-Not a dork

-2 no bewbs

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-28 20:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

re. filename - YOU FUCKING ARE

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-05-28 20:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

um. okay.


That's fine for you, Marge. But I used to rock and roll all night and
party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can
find half an hour a week in which to get funky. I've got to get out of
this rut and back into the groove!

-- Homer Simpson
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