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I want a little statue of me (540 hits)

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Rating: 0.28 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Roman The Empire <CheesyG00dness.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-28 14:23:36 EDT


I want a little statue of me lighting a little statue of a 5-foot bong. What kind of statue would you have?

http://www.mylittlestatue.com/



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Submitted by ronnockeem (user info) at 2003-07-28 22:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I want a statue of me frying bacon.

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-07-28 22:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just buy a dildo and get on with it.

Submitted by RetardedCrow (user info) at 2003-07-28 16:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd get a statue of me lighting a molotov.

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-07-28 16:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

$40 for a statue but made by the poor in Mexico - I wonder how many dollars the 3rd world labourers get for their hard-working handmade efforts? I want to take the site hostesses statue and stick little 3rd world pins in it and work a little 3rd world voodoo.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-28 14:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I love it and I want one. They keep talking about Cancun like it's the center of the cultural universe. That place is a fucking nightmare. I land there, pick up the rental car, and flee the damn city.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-07-28 14:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i want a big statue of me. this person that makes these statues is pretty damn bad at it. i hope they don't charge much...

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-07-28 14:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If it's done realistically, most of the people who visit this site will be captured for all eternity jerking off.


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